Bye Tuesday. Hello, Laughter

Ever get the feeling that Netflix are trying to tell you something? pic.twitter.com/JY9MtCpH3M

— Jamie Jones (@JamieDMJ) October 7, 2014

https://twitter.com/tom_illusion/status/519247242969231360

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To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*

— Jason (@longwall26) August 12, 2014

Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) October 6, 2014

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Ebola is transmitted through blood and saliva so I better stop punching my haters so hard and smooching all these gorgeous babes

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) October 2, 2014

"I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"

- Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack.

— Vault 69 Boy (@aka_fatman) October 5, 2014

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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?
Accused: No. *cries into palms
Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.

— Hoppers (@FrogAvalanche) August 30, 2014

I messed up pic.twitter.com/5XMi5VPqCe

— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) May 5, 2014

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The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014

What do I look for in a girl? Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 4, 2014

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Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 2, 2014

ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS: Study hard, follow your dreams, and try not to think about how you'll be broke and unemployed in 4 years.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) August 18, 2014

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Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me

— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 19, 2014

Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?

— Sad Peruna (@SadPeruna) December 9, 2012

@SadPeruna @RobElliottComic Have had similar conversation with local Officer... My response got my car searched...

— 00000 (@off_momma) June 18, 2013

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https://twitter.com/man_spach/status/507974607815839744

*puts seashell up to ear*
Me: I think I can hear the ocea-
Seashell: Seven days. You will die in seven days.
Me: (to friend) It's for you.

— Vault 69 Boy (@aka_fatman) July 27, 2014

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"Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"
"Ok"
*tucks him in*
"Daddy sing me a song:)"
"Ok"
*clears throat*
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H

— Hitmonjake (@jakelikesnaps) July 31, 2013

"The day you were born was the best day of my life."
Dad that's so swee-
"Shut up and let me finish. The McRib had just come back...

— matt (@shadygrenade) May 31, 2014

Evening chat – John Coltrane, West Germany, 1960

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Groove on, hep cat night owls!

A Tweet Or Two

Our daughters should be treated the same as our sons.
It's time to ensure #EqualPay for women. pic.twitter.com/lqItXmfx31

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) October 14, 2014

President Obama's taken steps to help ensure #EqualPay, but Republicans in Congress are blocking further action. pic.twitter.com/cG3Pi9b5Ry

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) October 14, 2014

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On Thursday, President Obama will speak at @RICNews on the importance of policies that help #WomenSucceed. #EqualPay pic.twitter.com/KiZL6XeCL9

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) October 14, 2014

The first ticket to President Obama's remarks on Thursday goes to Rachel
Young. http://t.co/102Py3nrWL pic.twitter.com/8tiHcJebT8

— Rhode Island College (@RICNews) October 14, 2014

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50 years ago today, Martin Luther King Jr. won the Nobel Peace Prize: http://t.co/nV6zZx5IEb pic.twitter.com/sGtPwDWKY7

— NBC10 Philadelphia (@NBCPhiladelphia) October 14, 2014

Cleveland paper of record, @ThePlainDealer endorses @ninaturner for OH Secretary of State over incumbent Jon Husted! http://t.co/fuVkig6gev

— Jill Miller Zimon (@JillMillerZimon) October 14, 2014

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Just saw gas at $2.97/gal. That secret eco-terrorist Obama has failed again.

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) October 13, 2014

#ThatAwkwardMoment when the Supreme Court says #racism is dead & Texas immediately proves it isn't #votersuppression http://t.co/ukeXNU8L92

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 14, 2014

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First Lady at the Annual Fall Harvest of the White House Kitchen Garden

Live Now: First Lady Michelle Obama Speaks at the Annual Fall Harvest of the White House Kitchen Garden

MSNBC A Liberal News Station? Chuckle.

In 2012 NBC told PBO & Romney 2 take down ads using NBC hosts in campaign ads. Crickets from @NBC on the @chucktodd Kentucky ad.

— Donna NoShock (@NoShock) October 14, 2014

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by Donna

IDK I guess its just me but it amazes me that people are surprised at the level of negativity toward PBO on MSNBC. That station has been doing this since right after he won in 2008. A lot of people pine for Olbermann but he was one of the first who started with the negativity about PBO. He was a favorite “son” of DailyKos who started their hatefest as soon as PBO picked his transition team. I knew exactly what Keith would be featuring on his show at night just by looking at the ‘recommended” essays featured on that website daily.

I’ll never forget Chris Matthews having one of those gun nuts on his show who proudly carried his assault weapon while protesting President Obama when he was in Arizona in 2009. It was the height of sensationalism.

Chuck Todd is vengeful and doesn’t like that this WH doesn’t give the media complete access so he takes it out on them with every negative story that he can feature. I try not to wish harm on anyone but I am rooting for MTP to fail.

And don’t get me started about how they highlighted those bogus ObamaCare Townhalls until they were all the rage by 2010.

They are NOT a LIBERAL news station. They are infotainment masquerading as news people. Only Chuck Todd and Andrea Mitchell have ever actually had the title of new reporters although I question each of their qualifications.

Their ratings will continue to sink because they don’t cater to us like Fox does to their viewers. Cable news is not network news it’s entertainment with a whole lot of opinion and very little news. You cannot run a 24/7 cable news show on just straight news. No one would watch it so this is what you get. A whole lot of mess and an ignorant public.

“Whoever controls the media, controls the mind” ― Jim Morrison  

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.@chucktodd: “McConnell has hidden himself from Qs 4 mnths…highly cynical campaign we are witnessing in KY.” But not “disqualified” #kysen

— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) October 14, 2014

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The media’s double standard for “disqualifying” candidates is on full display in the Kentucky Senate race: http://t.co/oQkw3hfPeb

— Media Matters (@mmfa) October 13, 2014

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McConnell wont’ answer simple Q’s abt climate change, healthcare, gay marriage. but Grimes is one who ducks; http://t.co/0NWhrQb8z8 #awful — Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 14, 2014

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McConnell’s healthcare gibberish carries real-world consequences. Grimes’ 2012 vote is a shiny-but-irrelevant toy http://t.co/5eFVLNcJuX — Steve Benen (@stevebenen) October 14, 2014

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Remember @ChuckTodd said it was not his job to expose GOP lies? Seems like he believes it’s his job to spread them. pic.twitter.com/4Tg11Hi6vh

— TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 14, 2014

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DQ’ing @chucktodd? RT @CitizenCohn Earth to media: McConnell is being totally deceptive on Obamacare. By @DannyVinik http://t.co/rwuG7yoyiR

— Only4RM (@Only4RM) October 14, 2014

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Meet* the Press If you’re qualified.

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) October 14, 2014

Chat Away

Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama tours the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial in Washington, D.C., Oct. 14, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Today

12:30: White House Press Briefing

2:40: The President meets with foreign defense chiefs from more than 20 countries that are opposed to the Islamic State, including Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, Great Britain, and France, Joint Base Andrews

7:10: Attends a fundraiser for House Democrats, private residence, Virginia

The Week Ahead

Wednesday: The President will travel to Union, New Jersey, to attend a Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee event.

In the evening, he will travel to Bridgeport, Connecticut, for a campaign rally with Connecticut Democrats, featuring Governor Dan Malloy.

Thursday: The President will travel to Rhode Island to deliver remarks on the economy.

Afterward, he will travel to Long Island, New York, to attend a DNC event.

Friday: The President will attend meetings at the White House.

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On This Day

President Obama receives a red shawl from Sri Narayanachar Digalakote, a Hindu priest from Sri Siva Vishnu Temple, located in Lanham, Md., in the Blue Room of the White House, prior to the Asian American and Pacific Islander Initiative Executive Order signing, and Diwali festival of lights ceremony, Oct. 14, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

Pete Souza: “The President appears in deep thought as he and senior advisor David Axelrod listen during a climate change meeting in the Roosevelt Room of the White House. A moment later, he was laughing at a humorous exchange.” Oct. 14, 2009

President Obama talks with Vicki Kennedy, widow of Senator Ted Kennedy, and the Senator’s children, from right, Rep. Patrick Kennedy, Teddy Kennedy, Jr. and Kara Kennedy, prior to an event celebrating the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel, in Washington, D.C., Oct. 14, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama greets people on the tarmac after arriving at Detroit Wayne Metropolitan Airport in Romulus, Mich., Oct. 14, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama greets a child on the Kingsmill Resort grounds during a break from debate prep in Williamsburg, Va., Oct. 14, 2012 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Pete Souza: “After a meeting in the Rose Garden, the President and Vice President walk back to the Oval Office.” Oct. 14, 2013

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MoooOOOooorning!

Early Bird Chat

Pete Souza: “The Obama family made an unannounced visit to tour the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial in Washington, D.C., the night before the President made remarks at the official dedication of the memorial.” Oct. 14, 2011

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Tuesday!