They’ll Vote. Will You?

He'll vote. Will you? If not, you're a failor. http://t.co/msYPX4RiVq

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

Oh dear lord. RT @TheObamaDiary: He'll vote. Will you? Don't, um, descent. http://t.co/52EpknfpRu

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Scary Blah Lady (@AngryBlackLady) October 28, 2014

@AngryBlackLady @TheObamaDiary jesus christmas

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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) October 28, 2014

She'll vote. Will you? (True, she voted in 2012 but her dude didn't get to live in Washinton). http://t.co/vTcvSDD5y1

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

S/he'll vote. Will you? If not, it'll be totally Gemany. http://t.co/kOa5z4i4Qq

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

S/he'll vote. Will you? (But mind your lanaguage) http://t.co/VkKj36fCDc

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

S/he'll vote. Will you? (Stay infromed. Watch Fox) http://t.co/8MYq5HNLO2

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He'll vote. Will you? (These elections are hugh. Vote.) http://t.co/tmXI2CqqVM

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He'll vote. Will you? #Fruity http://t.co/uPPDgVadc8

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

They'll vote. Will you? (They're awake. Although, their spellchecker is snoozing) http://t.co/fN5qgC6UHD

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

They'll vote. Will you? Go on, be a mavrik. http://t.co/9C8tqKMGCc

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He’ll vote. Will you? Do it: let’s have an extremey amesty http://t.co/uXjjUnbyzk

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He'll vote. Will you? If you're a stundent of history, you'll know: every vote counts. http://t.co/JP4D4tcemM

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He'll vote. Will you? (Say no to mas alliens) http://t.co/awpOWGNEd3

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

They'll vote. Will you? If not, you're boardering on stoopid. http://t.co/Agvm3E2S18

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

They marched and were beaten for your right to vote. Honor them. Use that right. http://t.co/28OMm6r1xS

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

He voted. So should you. One more time, have his back. Because he has had yours. http://t.co/GfiVVD9UD4

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 28, 2014

End The Workday With Laughter

It's natural for 2 people to make love but when my wife and I do it we get escorted out of Bed Bath & Beyond.

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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) September 03, 2014

Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.

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Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 04, 2014

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Not sure how to ask out ur crush? List them as ur emergency contact, fall down some stairs & there u are at the hospital, on your 1st date

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Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) September 30, 2014

*interrupts wife loading dishwasher* Do you know how my clean underwear and socks get in my dresser, because I'm really getting freaked out.

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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) September 03, 2014

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Look, I'd be the breadwinner for the family but I'm allergic to gluten, Patricia. You know that

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Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) October 12, 2014

I'm not saying I'm attracted to Chuck E Cheese, but he is in a band and has endless access to pizza, so I'd definitely let him put it in me.

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Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) October 30, 2013

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[pizza hut commercial] we've stuffed cheese & bacon into crust. why stop? now we've stuffed in an entire pizza hut narrator: fuck you all

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sadvil (@crylenol) October 12, 2014

What the fuck is going on right now? - me listening to rap music.

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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) September 02, 2014

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*Pulls up to drive-thru window* "Extra toilet paper please" Do you mean napkins? "Sure, whatever"

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Dirt McTurd (@DirtMcTurd) October 11, 2014

People that jog outside need to stop showing off. You don't see me walking down the street eating a piece of pizza.

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Jay (@theshamingofjay) July 05, 2014

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What do we want? TO DRINK ALCOHOL RESPONSIBLY. When do we want it? NEXT WEEK. I PROMISE IT'll BE NEXT WEEK.

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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 29, 2014

All these Ebola jokes are in poor taste and making me lose my appetite. I can't even finish mebola Lucky Charms.

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Notorious P.U.G. (@LuvPug) October 02, 2014

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Sorry I ignored your wedding invitation, but you asked something about +1 and I hate math.

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Scary Terry F (@daemonic3) August 15, 2014

"Kicking ass and forgetting names!" - Alzheimer's Fight Club

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Nerf Herder (@TrueTorontoGirl) June 13, 2011

Chat On!

A Tweet or Two

Instagram of President Obama this morning. http://t.co/M00L2IFdEj

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  (@petesouza) October 27, 2014

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Set your clocks back this Sunday. Then vote on Tuesday so you don't have to turn them back again.

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  (@pourmecoffee) October 27, 2014

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Election Day Problems? Call one of these hotlines: 1-866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683) 1-888-VE-Y-VOTA (en Español) 1-866-MYVOTE1 (866-698-6831)

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meta (@metaquest) October 27, 2014

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Ready to vote? All the information you need to find your polling place, see the races on your ballot. vote411.org #VoteDEM2014

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meta (@metaquest) October 27, 2014

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Need Help Getting Voter ID? VoteRiders voteriders.org/voter-id

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meta (@metaquest) October 27, 2014

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Did you hear our new radio ad yet? I love this, from @FLOTUS! soundcloud.com/cc4g/michelle-…

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Charlie Crist (@CharlieCrist) October 27, 2014

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If you can vote now, vote now. There's no such thing as being fashionably late w/your hard fought rights! #YouMustVote! #MovementNotMoment!

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Carole Troll (@Thejazzchick) October 27, 2014

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Martin Sheen Defends Medicare And Social Security In Ad Urging Seniors To Vote For Democrats addictinginfo.org/2014/10/26/act… youtube.com/watch?v=KKacNT…

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 27, 2014

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#YesWeDid is a great hashtag to remind us of what we can accomplish, but it won't mean anything if we don't get out the vote on Nov 4th.

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Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 27, 2014

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Thank you @BarackObama RT @CBSNews: Last U.S. Marines leave their Afghan headquarters - cbsn.ws/1stCeH0 http://t.co/3BIWHaE2sY”

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BWD (@theonlyadult) October 27, 2014

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Do Cuomo and Christie know that it's still possible to enter their kingdoms from adjoining disease-ridden states?

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Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) October 27, 2014

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If you're keeping score, here's how governors who would be president handled Ebola: Rick Perry: fail Chris Christie: fail Andrew Cuomo: fail

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'Alloween Brauer (@allanbrauer) October 27, 2014

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Kudos to MD @GovernorOMalley's common sense, science-based approach to managing #Ebola risk. governor.maryland.gov/blog/?p=11030 http://t.co/oXWLeXOaQx

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  (@Only4RM) October 27, 2014

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Mitch McConnell can't run on his record but he can run on the $1.8 million he's somehow earned being a career politician.

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  (@LOLGOP) October 27, 2014

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First Lady Michelle Obama attends a parent/teacher conference with President Obama (not pictured) http://t.co/zn7dSMcOQs

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) October 27, 2014

Chat Away

President Obama’s announcing new actions to strengthen American manufacturing: http://t.co/dHIICYUJP5 #MadeInAmerica pic.twitter.com/b6QQ6wGNEr

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 27, 2014

Chat on!

Rise and Shine

Randomness

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Today (all times Eastern)

12:45: White House Press Briefing

2:15: The President meets with his Advanced Manufacturing Partnership Steering Committee; Roosevelt Room

During the meeting, the President will unveil a series of new executive actions re-directing $300 million in federal money to new manufacturing technologies, $100 million for apprenticeship programs, and $150 million to help manufacturers market new technologies.

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Remember this 2012 election night? #YesWeDid Now, let’s give him the congress & senate he needs & deserves. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/iPZiZeW6Ie

— amk4obama (@amk4obama) October 27, 2014

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The Week Ahead

Tuesday: The President travels to Wisconsin to attend a DNC roundtable and a campaign event for Mary Burke and other Wisconsin Democrats

Wednesday: Attends meetings at the White House

Thursday: Travels to Portland, Maine to attend a DNC roundtable and a campaign event for Mike Michaud and other Maine Democrats

He will then travel to Providence, Rhode Island where he will remain overnight

Friday: Delivers remarks at Rhode Island College – they will focus on the economy and the importance of pursuing policies that help women succeed

He will then return to Washington, DC.

In the evening, the President and First Lady will welcome local children and children of military families to a trick or treat at the White House

Saturday: Travels to the Detroit area to attend a campaign event for Gary Peters and Mark Schauer

Sunday: Travels to Bridgeport, Connecticut for an event with Dan Malloy and other Connecticut Democrats

Later, he will travel to Philadelphia to attend a campaign event for Tom Wolf and other Pennsylvania Democrats

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Monday AGAIN? Who created this system?!? Oh, right.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 27, 2014

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by Pete Souza

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On This Day

President Obama reaches to shake hands with people in the crowd following his remarks at the DeSoto Next Generation Solar Energy Center in Arcadia, Fla., Oct. 27, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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First Lady Michelle Obama does an interview with radio show host Eddie “Piolin” Sotelo at the Univision Radio building in Glendale, Calif., Oct. 27, 2010. Piolin has one of the top radio shows in the country (Photo by Lawrence Jackson)

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President Obama laughs with Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Nancy-Ann DeParle and Traveling Aide Bobby Schmuck prior to an event at the Elm Street Middle School in Nashua, N.H., Oct. 27, 2012 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning!

Early Bird Chat

On This Day: Sen. Barack Obama exits his vehicle as he arrives to board his plane October 27, 2008 in Chicago, Illinois

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Monday!