The President’s Day

President Barack Obama speaks about the economy at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University in Evanston, Ill.

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Text of remarks here

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“The story of America is a story of progress.” —Obama at @NorthwesternU: http://t.co/IYD2qteVJu #AmericaLeads pic.twitter.com/wjS48uMvNT

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 2, 2014

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Retweet if you believe our economy should grow from the middle out, not the top down. #AmericaLeads pic.twitter.com/XzR28YPIB0

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 2, 2014

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Marine One over Lake Michigan, Chicago in background pic.twitter.com/JEY3JNQq9J

— petesouza (@petesouza) October 3, 2014

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President Obama addresses the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute Awards Gala at the Washington Convention Center

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Text of the President’s remarks here

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President Obama at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Gala

8:0 EDT: President Obama delivers remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s 37th Annual Awards Gala, Washington DC

Chat On

President Barack Obama speaks to students and faculty from the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University on October 2, 2014 in Evanston, Illinois

President Obama at Northwestern University

2:15 EDT: President Obama delivers remarks on the economy, Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois

Chat on – National Poetry Day

Amiri Baraka – Why’s/Wise

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T.S. Eliot – The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

A Laugh or Two

Interesting paper towel design pic.twitter.com/IwG9GauoJY

— Thoughtter (@ThoughtOtter) September 24, 2014

the kids are out for the night, you thinking what I'm thinking?
"sure am"
*texts son at sleepover*
how do I turn on netflix?

— brent (@murrman5) September 28, 2014

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https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/514128813010481152

The "p" in "pterodactyl" nervously takes the witness stand, the other letters make the slit throat motion from back; the "p" remains silent

— Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) September 25, 2014

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https://twitter.com/BeardSpice/status/514608331327930368

https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/513592037644304384

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Your an idiot.
-You're.
What?
-You're not your.
But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking.
-Yeah but I heard the typo.
You're an idiot.

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) September 10, 2014

"wow what a catch!"
*tv shows replay*
"he did it again?!"
*another replay*
"3 great catches who is this guy?"

- watching football with dad

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 7, 2014

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My wife leaves a word jumble for each me every morning.
Today's word was: I WANT A DIVROCE.
Haha good one, honey. WEIRD VACATION, indeed.

— greg (@GrowlyGrego) February 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/michaeljhudson/status/514516083941052416

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[Jesus on the cross]

*texts with 1 hand* "um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf"

*5 hrs pass*

"new phone. who dis?"

— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) September 25, 2014

Judge: You're out of order!
Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order!
*I burst in*
Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER

— Good Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) June 9, 2014

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*Cyclops from the X-Men joins police as detective*
*studies body*
Looks like we have a-
*whips off sunglasses*
*blasts body to pieces*
SHIT

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Astrologist, IQ 188 (@BuckyIsotope) March 12, 2014

MAMA
Be quiet Freddie
JUST KILLED A MAN
As your lawyer I-
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
Just-
PULLED THE TRIGGER-
We plead guilty, Your Honor

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Astrologist, IQ 188 (@BuckyIsotope) May 20, 2014

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Sex is a lot like baseball. Sweaty, dirty balls smacking around. Lots of heavy petting. Your Dad is there, screaming insults

— Bownuggets (@Bownuggets) April 4, 2014

*Kanye and Jay-Z working at McDonald's*
"WHAT SHE ORDA'?!"
FISH FILET.
"HAHA, MAN... THAT SHIT CR-"
.....
"Yeah, you guys are fired."

— broga pants (@BrogaPants) June 4, 2013

Rise and Shine

On This Day: Senator Obama at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, October 2, 2008.

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Today (all times Eastern)

11:55: The President attends a fundraiser with Illinois Governor Pat Quinn; Private Residence, Chicago

2:15: Delivers remarks on the economy, Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois

3:35: Departs Gary, Indiana

5:25: Arrives White House

8:0: Delivers remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s 37th Annual Awards Gala, Washington DC

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Friday: The President visits Millennium Steel Service LLC in Indiana to mark Manufacturing Day

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President Barack Obama has his picture taken with U.S. Sen. Joe Donnelly (D-IN) and Gary, Indiana Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson after stepping off Air Force One at Gary/Chicago International Airport to begin a two-day visit to the Chicago area

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An honor having you in for dinner tonight at RPM Steak, Mr. President. Photo credit: @njafar4 pic.twitter.com/JihbbClJeZ

— RPMSteakChi (@RPMSteakChi) October 2, 2014

#obama #rpmsteak pic.twitter.com/nB3goPydeg

— valerie (@vvduffy) October 2, 2014

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On This Day

Sen. Barack Obama holds up a green and white OBAMA jersey that he was presented with during a rally at Michigan State University October 2, 2008 in East Lansing, Michigan

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President Obama meets with Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the Commander of U.S. Forces in Afghanistan, aboard Air Force One in Copenhagen, Denmark on Oct. 2, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama greets former Olympic athletes, including Jackie Joyner-Kersee and David Robinson, at the Bella Center in Copenhagen, Denmark, Oct. 2, 2009, prior to the Chicago 2016 presentation to the International Olympic Committee (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama participate in the question and answer session following the Chicago 2016 presentation to the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in support of Chicago as the host city for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games, at the Bella Center in Copenhagen, Denmark, Oct. 2, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama views the Hoover Dam, Oct. 2, 2012 (Photo by Scout Tufankjian)

Pete Souza: “The President talks with Ron Klain during debate preparations in Henderson, Nev. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., background, played the role of Gov. Mitt Romney during the prep sessions.” Oct. 2, 2012

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MoooOOOooorning!

Early Bird Chat

On This Day: President Barack Obama views the Hoover Dam during a stop at the 1,900-foot long structure which spans the Colorado River at the Arizona-Nevada border, Oct. 2, 2012 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Thursday!