https://twitter.com/Diversion50/status/500349939583819776
https://twitter.com/trentistweeting/status/560253673549225984
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what do you mean my cat has to stay in the car? pal i didn't come into this wendy's lookin for a fight but you're making that real difficult— lil jon lovitz(?) (@liljonlovitz) January 21, 2015
what do you mean my cat has to stay in the car? pal i didn't come into this wendy's lookin for a fight but you're making that real difficult
🎶Dough; a base, a pizza baseRay; a pizza deliverer!Me; a guy, who eats pizzaFar; a bad place 4 my food!"Sir, place ur order or hang up"— Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) (@ojedge) January 21, 2015
🎶Dough; a base, a pizza baseRay; a pizza deliverer!Me; a guy, who eats pizzaFar; a bad place 4 my food!"Sir, place ur order or hang up"
[having sex]Mmm…do that thing I like"Uh…right now?"Yes! Y'know I love it"OK *kermit the frog voice* Yaaaay!"Oh god. Now flail your arms— Jenn (@Jennuflect) January 21, 2015
[having sex]Mmm…do that thing I like"Uh…right now?"Yes! Y'know I love it"OK *kermit the frog voice* Yaaaay!"Oh god. Now flail your arms
"Did you remember to take the dog out?"Ah crap, I forgot[Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) February 9, 2015
"Did you remember to take the dog out?"Ah crap, I forgot[Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS
https://twitter.com/rickburin/status/563081268796358657
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/563141161741594625
[steak restaurant]WAITER: And for you sir?COW: [carefully closes menu] I should not have come here— Joe West (@joejwest) February 9, 2015
[steak restaurant]WAITER: And for you sir?COW: [carefully closes menu] I should not have come here
This fkin idiot thinks we can't see him... pic.twitter.com/01uPHiKH9g— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) February 4, 2015
This fkin idiot thinks we can't see him... pic.twitter.com/01uPHiKH9g
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 21, 2012
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
*hotel bar. i spill water on myself*Fuck a DUCK*duck at the end of the bar slides me a hotel key**winks**soft jazz piano plays*FIN— Brian M. M. Doyle (@WritePlay) January 23, 2015
*hotel bar. i spill water on myself*Fuck a DUCK*duck at the end of the bar slides me a hotel key**winks**soft jazz piano plays*FIN
if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape— huntigula (@huntigula) February 10, 2014
if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape
When a ghost films you getting knocked out by a kangaroo... pic.twitter.com/VnreIRAISC— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) February 3, 2015
When a ghost films you getting knocked out by a kangaroo... pic.twitter.com/VnreIRAISC
Celebrate #PresidentsDay with all the U.S. Presidents and First Ladies at our new and improved historical pages → http://t.co/qHKvqxvfPa— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) February 16, 2015
Celebrate #PresidentsDay with all the U.S. Presidents and First Ladies at our new and improved historical pages → http://t.co/qHKvqxvfPa
“We are 6-year-old twin brothers who love American history.” —Jett & Luke to President Obama: http://t.co/qHKvqxMRdK pic.twitter.com/Z69jtWizAP— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) February 16, 2015
“We are 6-year-old twin brothers who love American history.” —Jett & Luke to President Obama: http://t.co/qHKvqxMRdK pic.twitter.com/Z69jtWizAP
George Washington, Slave Catcher. Absolute must read. http://t.co/0E5KkSSlmn pic.twitter.com/F92FhJf6x1— deray (@deray) February 16, 2015
George Washington, Slave Catcher. Absolute must read. http://t.co/0E5KkSSlmn pic.twitter.com/F92FhJf6x1
Voting rights memorial in Selma: From marchers on bridge to "Hands That Picked Cotton Picked a President" pic.twitter.com/FGy14i3LjS— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) February 16, 2015
Voting rights memorial in Selma: From marchers on bridge to "Hands That Picked Cotton Picked a President" pic.twitter.com/FGy14i3LjS
Grand jury indicts #ChapelHillShooting suspect on 3 counts of first-degree murder http://t.co/OBOpdDodx5 - @WRAL pic.twitter.com/mcm4QvxaPL— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 16, 2015
Grand jury indicts #ChapelHillShooting suspect on 3 counts of first-degree murder http://t.co/OBOpdDodx5 - @WRAL pic.twitter.com/mcm4QvxaPL
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: ISIS Represents Islam Like KKK Represents Christianity http://t.co/EwcifKrVJp (VIDEO) pic.twitter.com/jpbqMA4Zvz— Mediaite (@Mediaite) February 16, 2015
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: ISIS Represents Islam Like KKK Represents Christianity http://t.co/EwcifKrVJp (VIDEO) pic.twitter.com/jpbqMA4Zvz
#BREAKING More than 160 Boko Haram suspects arrested in Niger, say police— AFP News Agency (@AFP) February 16, 2015
#BREAKING More than 160 Boko Haram suspects arrested in Niger, say police
US Defense officials: Egyptian airstrikes against ISIS in Libya were not coordinated with US: http://t.co/lHekUnqpuj pic.twitter.com/oJWWZ4Rb7o— ABC News (@ABC) February 16, 2015
US Defense officials: Egyptian airstrikes against ISIS in Libya were not coordinated with US: http://t.co/lHekUnqpuj pic.twitter.com/oJWWZ4Rb7o
https://twitter.com/tanehisicoates/status/567332748835434497
I just... RT @steenfox: Real. RT @wizzyjr: #BlackHistoryMonth http://t.co/2aBzCsjHPI— Johnetta Elzie (@Nettaaaaaaaa) February 16, 2015
I just... RT @steenfox: Real. RT @wizzyjr: #BlackHistoryMonth http://t.co/2aBzCsjHPI
French President: Vandalism of hundreds of Jewish cemetery graves is "odious and barbaric" act http://t.co/cKMCsl32ep pic.twitter.com/5PybHOw50g— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 16, 2015
French President: Vandalism of hundreds of Jewish cemetery graves is "odious and barbaric" act http://t.co/cKMCsl32ep pic.twitter.com/5PybHOw50g
https://twitter.com/onecaliberal/status/567356580568375296
Did you struggle to sign up for ObamaCare this weekend? If so, you get an extra week: http://t.co/MaJtYsYY4z— The Hill (@thehill) February 16, 2015
Did you struggle to sign up for ObamaCare this weekend? If so, you get an extra week: http://t.co/MaJtYsYY4z
The White House is ratcheting up pressure on Congress over Homeland Security funding: http://t.co/AfFcIRWa4o pic.twitter.com/0fUPWyz50N— The Hill (@thehill) February 16, 2015
The White House is ratcheting up pressure on Congress over Homeland Security funding: http://t.co/AfFcIRWa4o pic.twitter.com/0fUPWyz50N
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: America is ready to accept gay marriage http://t.co/St7o9Pa8nJ pic.twitter.com/6FmnrwV3lw— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) February 16, 2015
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: America is ready to accept gay marriage http://t.co/St7o9Pa8nJ pic.twitter.com/6FmnrwV3lw
"Those who fail to learn from history are huge supporters of my presidential campaign." - Jeb Bush— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) February 15, 2015
"Those who fail to learn from history are huge supporters of my presidential campaign." - Jeb Bush
In less than three weeks, Texas has scheduled the execution of a man who is likely innocent. http://t.co/BybAympX93— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) February 16, 2015
In less than three weeks, Texas has scheduled the execution of a man who is likely innocent. http://t.co/BybAympX93
Talib Kweli spearheads The Ferguson Defense Fund for protesters and activists: http://t.co/uPp6iLsYo1 pic.twitter.com/WsqimNdkp6— Rolling Out (@RollingOut) February 16, 2015
Talib Kweli spearheads The Ferguson Defense Fund for protesters and activists: http://t.co/uPp6iLsYo1 pic.twitter.com/WsqimNdkp6
The brutality is incomprehensible. Read it if you dare--> Black History | Characteristics of the Lynching Era.http://t.co/fhNBfID2u9— 3ChicsPolitico (@3ChicsPolitico) February 15, 2015
The brutality is incomprehensible. Read it if you dare--> Black History | Characteristics of the Lynching Era.http://t.co/fhNBfID2u9
Canadian police foil white supremacist mass shooting in Halifax and explain why they don't consider it terrorism. pic.twitter.com/kGvgcNMtd5— ᴉuoodɹɯ (@MrPooni) February 15, 2015
Canadian police foil white supremacist mass shooting in Halifax and explain why they don't consider it terrorism. pic.twitter.com/kGvgcNMtd5
“new report on women of color in science...100% of the 60 scientists...reported experiencing bias & discrimination” http://t.co/a1Yr7yKvw0— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) February 16, 2015
“new report on women of color in science...100% of the 60 scientists...reported experiencing bias & discrimination” http://t.co/a1Yr7yKvw0
Nobody GAVE black women shit. "@ShannonLeeKiss: pic.twitter.com/0HP8K9voRM"— #HitHimBack (@IsisPaperzZ) February 12, 2015
Nobody GAVE black women shit. "@ShannonLeeKiss: pic.twitter.com/0HP8K9voRM"
I just realised that the War on Terror is just a big parking dispute.— Aamer Rahman (@aamer_rahman) February 11, 2015
I just realised that the War on Terror is just a big parking dispute.
Black men in college 1.4 millionBlack men in prison 0.7 millionhttp://t.co/TFgsSEPwRK pic.twitter.com/ghTiHtUxIb— Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) February 15, 2015
Black men in college 1.4 millionBlack men in prison 0.7 millionhttp://t.co/TFgsSEPwRK pic.twitter.com/ghTiHtUxIb
https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/567082846691786752
1. Finally, my biggest failure of 2014: Once again not securing the #disclosure of the UFO files. #thetruthisstilloutthere cc: @NYTimesDowd— Brian Deese NARA (@Deese44) February 13, 2015
1. Finally, my biggest failure of 2014: Once again not securing the #disclosure of the UFO files. #thetruthisstilloutthere cc: @NYTimesDowd
Obama seeks $2 billion in private dollars for clean energy - http://t.co/lPm2j0awsC #climatechange— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) February 10, 2015
Obama seeks $2 billion in private dollars for clean energy - http://t.co/lPm2j0awsC #climatechange
BS. Take off his name & his POLICIES get support. MT @SaintPetersblog Gallup: Obama on pace to be most politically polarized president ever.— 🇺🇸🇭🇹 Only4RM 🇭🇹🇺🇸 (@Only4RM) February 9, 2015
BS. Take off his name & his POLICIES get support. MT @SaintPetersblog Gallup: Obama on pace to be most politically polarized president ever.
Talks between American Postal Workers Union & USPS on a new contract start Thursday. APWU will demand postal banking as part of negotiations— David Dayen (@ddayen) February 16, 2015
Talks between American Postal Workers Union & USPS on a new contract start Thursday. APWU will demand postal banking as part of negotiations
Step 1: Blow hole in budget w/tax cuts. Step 2: Blow hole in safety net to cover losses. @DannyVinik on Brownback http://t.co/mhetQCZCLr— Jonathan Cohn (@CitizenCohn) February 15, 2015
Step 1: Blow hole in budget w/tax cuts. Step 2: Blow hole in safety net to cover losses. @DannyVinik on Brownback http://t.co/mhetQCZCLr
Man Utd kit arrives at Deepdale. They're locked out. #pne pic.twitter.com/7YYx8LaUsW— BBC North West (@BBCNWT) February 16, 2015
Man Utd kit arrives at Deepdale. They're locked out. #pne pic.twitter.com/7YYx8LaUsW
Friend just got this message on her online dating and I’m not sure I’ll ever stop screaming. pic.twitter.com/EVdJuSBUGQ— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) February 16, 2015
Friend just got this message on her online dating and I’m not sure I’ll ever stop screaming. pic.twitter.com/EVdJuSBUGQ
https://twitter.com/ThingsAKidSaid/status/563721207611396097
https://twitter.com/ThingsAKidSaid/status/565670529617903616
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.— Boo Meringue (@Izianikapani) February 11, 2015
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
For the first 2 hours of my crucifixion I thought I was being Punk'd— Jesus Christ! Actually real and in no way a parody (@ThatBloke_Jesus) January 26, 2015
For the first 2 hours of my crucifixion I thought I was being Punk'd
On This Day: Women react in the Red Room after meeting First Lady Michelle Obama during their White House tour, Feb. 16, 2012 (Photo by Chuck Kennedy)
MoooOOOooorning – having a lazy start to Monday, so chat on!
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