Smile Into The Night

 

A Tweet Or Two

POTUS: I congratulate President Sergio #Mattarella on his election as President of #Italy

— Obama NSC- Archived (@NSC44) January 31, 2015

POTUS: I look forward to working w/ President #Mattarella to address transatlantic & global challenges & seize new opportunities #Italy

— Obama NSC- Archived (@NSC44) January 31, 2015

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Video at the link

Michelle Obama crowns school counselor of the year! http://t.co/18TLzXE8MG pic.twitter.com/lKyEUuMl9z

— Entertainment Tonight (@etnow) January 31, 2015

"All of our young people will need some kind of education beyond high school." —The First Lady: http://t.co/UUDri4Syl0 #ReachHigher

— First Lady- Archived (@FLOTUS44) January 30, 2015

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Check getting covered off of your to-do list. Find a plan that works for you before the February 15th deadline: http://t.co/rV08U27qC2

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 30, 2015

This Just In! Watch @OliviaWilde and I play "OBAMACARE OR SHUT UP?" as http://t.co/gwz0wzJw5v re-loads! WATCH: http://t.co/LNwpTf5Bhq

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 9, 2013

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That moment when you win your 19th career major championship.

Serena now tied for 3rd most major titles of all time. pic.twitter.com/8mOYIfH6Ct

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 31, 2015

https://twitter.com/KolaBoof/status/561013119934144512

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When Ellen's Oscar tweet shuts down the site, we rejoice in the mass enthusiasm. When healthcare sign-ups do the same, we judge and sneer.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 1, 2014

Angry people, my point was: the Internet is not magic. Websites aren't infinitely powerful. Focus. Healthcare for uninsured people = humane.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 2, 2014

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I cannot get enough of Obama on Between Two Ferns. Pass it around and spread the hilarity. http://t.co/lSrbtWVQEu

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 11, 2014

To be honest, any religious organisation which believes in immaculate conception shouldn't be allowed to pass judgment on reproduction.

— Jim Field Smith (@jimfieldsmith) January 30, 2015

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To be clear:

Pro-Black ≠ Anti-White

Anti-Police Brutality ≠ Anti-Policing

Black Male ≠ Thug

Obama ≠ Post-Racial America

via @maiysha

— Coach BJ Thompson (@bj116) December 4, 2014

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 27, 2014

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Horrifying. If you must buy a gun, HIDE IT. “@HuffingtonPost: Boy, 5, fatally shoots 9-month-old brother w/ handgun http://t.co/J4HT8c61Jd”

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) January 20, 2015

What am I saying? Hiding a gun is just as idiotic. My mistake. Consider living without one. Your children are worth it.

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) January 20, 2015

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Dear America, if you tax the rich 10% more, they're still rich. If you cut foodstamps 10% more, kids go hungry. #priorities

— Elon Musk made TWITR suck (@nycjaneyvee) January 28, 2015

.@billyeichner and I made this beautiful sign. It took hours. We are serious. Get your health care on. #GetCovered pic.twitter.com/YDqkjGiZYS

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) October 3, 2013

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https://twitter.com/GhostPanther/status/383063037067796481

The internet age via @NewYorker pic.twitter.com/9tVye6EeMD

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) November 19, 2013

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Yeah, your unvaccinated kid looks just thrilled, lady. pic.twitter.com/Jo3FZwVKiJ

— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) January 31, 2015

She considered tetanus shot after he cut himself on wire fence but decided no: “He has such a strong immune system.” http://t.co/E0FNVCQinI

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 31, 2015

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@joshtpm "My son lost his finger while playing Cat's Cradle with hemp but, I'm sure it will grow back, the hemp was organic."

— Linda McCann Jeffers, MLS (@LMcCJ) January 31, 2015

@popehat @joshtpm @greatdismal "He has such a strong immune system." Okay then, I'm convinced.

— Bill Childs (@billchilds) January 31, 2015

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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/561329699800879104

UVA sorority sisters are now banned from frat parties for being potential rape victims: http://t.co/V91RWJlcHm pic.twitter.com/9eWFQeWsAF

— Slate (@Slate) January 30, 2015

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Three Chad soldiers, 123 Boko Haram militants killed in Cameroon http://t.co/QLgNRS5e3G

— AFP News Agency (@AFP) January 31, 2015

ISIS chemical weapons expert killed in airstrike http://t.co/Fo3Mxb5HZW

— Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) January 30, 2015

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the remix pic.twitter.com/UuZElxmH7j

— Disgruntled Haradrim (@pdjeliclark) January 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/524742538197221376

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All the cool/fun/weird/awesome things Marshawn Lynch has done, in one post: http://t.co/lKQFKA5fdm pic.twitter.com/dsjH1uMwlu

— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 30, 2015

Rosa Parks sat so MLK could walk. MLK walked so Obama could run. Obama ran so Marshawn could ignore your dumbass questions

— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) January 29, 2015

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KURDISH WOMEN SNIPERS
They picked off ISIS terrorists in the streets of #Kobane one by one. #TwitterKurds #Snipers pic.twitter.com/SvQKL4vJy5

— @Hevallo (@Hevallo) January 29, 2015

Islamic State fighters admit defeat in Syrian town of Kobani, vow to attack town again http://t.co/66v2Z5orCM pic.twitter.com/bLyZfaA5U0

— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) January 31, 2015

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Mideast Updates: Yemen: U.S. drone strike kills 4 Al-Qaida operatives http://t.co/NjyE8V3S7b

— Haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) January 31, 2015

Artillery fire kills at least 12 civilians in Donetsk, Ukraine, on Friday. Hopes for new peace talks dashed http://t.co/v9CWMsfm84

— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) January 31, 2015

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1 in 5 American children are relying on food stamps for meals http://t.co/S8vjEWvusE (Andrew Burton—Getty Images) pic.twitter.com/3hwIB5DCzk

— TIME (@TIME) January 29, 2015

95% of the poorest counties are in red states: http://t.co/PxntAxN2Yo Tell us again about urban poverty? #p2 #tcot pic.twitter.com/0ftckgyCz4

— C (@pari_passu) January 22, 2015

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Learn how the U.S. Government is working to combat human trafficking in supply chains http://t.co/4RSXwy0JBH

— Obama NSC- Archived (@NSC44) January 30, 2015

I wish I could bring all of you up to see this! pic.twitter.com/V1AizkRjqj

— Terry Virts (@AstroTerry) January 31, 2015

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Working my butt off in my small biz today. Very busy. Sales, good, insurance YES thanks to ACA,
THANKS OBAMA! My life = better!

— Bimmerella🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@bimmerella) January 31, 2015

SUCCESS: 10 million who have gained coverage over the last 12, the best 12 months of job creation this century http://t.co/6X5m4V7Jtc

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2015

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https://twitter.com/grumpcrusader/status/561487150504751105

Heh. pic.twitter.com/Q7qRfAF4Lm

— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 2, 2014

Chat Away

First Lady Michelle Obama greets Counselor of the Year semi-finalists and finalists in the Blue Room prior to an event honoring them in the East Room of the White House, Jan. 30, 2015. (Official White House Photo by Amanda Lucidon)

Rise and Shine: The Week Ahead

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The Week Ahead

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Sunday

The President will speak with Savannah Guthrie in a live interview that will air during NBC’s pre-Super Bowl show

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Monday

The President will deliver remarks on the FY 2016 Budget at the Dept of Homeland Security

In the afternoon, he will welcome the 2014 NHL champions the LA Kings and the MLS Cup champions LA Galaxy to the White House

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Tuesday

The President will hold a cabinet meeting at the White House

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Wednesday

The President will attend meetings at the White House

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Thursday

The President will deliver remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast; the First Lady will also attend

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Friday

The President will attend meetings at the White House

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Early Bird Chat

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https://twitter.com/TheObamaDiary/status/561497763759005696

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On This Day: President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama make their entrance at the Annual Alfalfa Dinner at the Capital Hilton Hotel, Washington, D.C., Jan. 31, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning!

Laugh This Week Away

frogs are bullshit. theyre just fucked up fish. i dont believe in frogs

zookeeper: sir no ones asking you to believe just put the gun down

— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) January 12, 2015

[god, creating ducks]

Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015

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My dad ends all of his texts with "Dad" pic.twitter.com/HcwpfSaohB

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 20, 2015

could the vegetables youre eating actually be BAD for you? find out here, with my 10 shocking facts about vegetables! pic.twitter.com/lOFrANneTD

— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) January 10, 2015

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I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/553715686816489472

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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/553225244639768576

God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 20, 2014

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"In this same office, firing you." - Best answer to the "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question.

— yoyoha (@yoyoha) February 15, 2011

I am truly a monster for laughing at this and I accept that. pic.twitter.com/c7BGw388E3

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 22, 2015

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https://twitter.com/jazmasta/status/555585572681818112

[nicki minaj concert]
nicki: i bees in the trap, bees bees in the trap
bee in the crowd: wow rap music is awesome these days lol

— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) January 22, 2015

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[wiz khalifa concert]
wiz: black and yellow black and yellow
bee in the crowd: oh hell yeah

— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) January 20, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: TOM BRADY CAUGHT IN SEX SCANDAL WITH NEW GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/JnhJhDbiGM

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Master of Puppets (@BuckyIsotope) January 23, 2015

A Tweet Or Two

"That’s the promise of #PrecisionMedicine—delivering the right treatment, at the right time, every time." —Obama pic.twitter.com/CqrqVblHMx

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) January 30, 2015

"The Budget I'm sending to Congress is a blueprint for success in the new economy." —Obama: https://t.co/5B5Nx5IMOH pic.twitter.com/5H0Nm6zzlT

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) January 30, 2015

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"Look at all those Republicans claiming credit for our economic recovery. Malarkey!!" -@VP to #HouseDemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/fcXL0hpVWy

— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) January 30, 2015

Inspired by MLK, @NancyPelosi says fight for the middle class is a fight for the content of our character as a nation http://t.co/7Z6bZPSkCl

— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) January 30, 2015

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@GOP won't #RaiseTheWage or time off but House work schedule for 2015 is 131days for which they get paid $174K pic.twitter.com/EV2mYtbpKJ

— meta (@metaquest) January 30, 2015

Mitt's not running. Boy, I sure hope the GOP can find another stiff rich white guy who loves war and hates gay people in time for 2016

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 30, 2015

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https://twitter.com/vanbadham/status/560974489194745857

mic drop pic.twitter.com/p0VMS7r5bj

— ALB (@albinwonderland) January 30, 2015

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I'm just gonna set this down right here. Because, @shondarhimes. #Shondaland. #GreysAnatomy #Scandal #HTGAWM pic.twitter.com/OvYB1sWves

— Dr. Goddess, 🗣 in #TulsaBurning @History Channel (@drgoddess) January 30, 2015

I'm Not Sorry. pic.twitter.com/6zWcerqrJ1

— deray (@deray) January 30, 2015

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But now that Romney's not running, who will stick up for the poor?

— Chris Moody (@moody) January 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/bendimiero/status/561194064163635200

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First Lady Attends the Counselor of the Year Event

1:30 EST: The First Lady Attends the Counselor of the Year Event

Chat Away

Congratulations to Mitt Romney for finally saying something the American people want to hear.

— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) January 30, 2015

Greatest tweet ever?

President Obama Speaks on the Precision Medicine Initiative

11:10 EST: President Obama Speaks on the Precision Medicine Initiative

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