Hump Day Laughter

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[at the camping store]
"I need a compass."
"They're over on the southeast wall."
"Fuck you, pal."

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 24, 2015

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Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together

Me: That's not true

H: Wanna go hiking

M: I don't like your tone

— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) May 21, 2014

*pulls chair out*

"Oh, thanks sweetie. Such a nice boy."

*pulls chair out further so she falls*

Get your own seat lady.

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) April 22, 2015

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A Tweet Or Two

Let's honor the heroes who fought to protect our freedom.
Share the story of a WWII vet in your family with #VEDay70. pic.twitter.com/l08uU4NhWN

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) May 6, 2015

Higher. Education. For. Every. American. #collegein5words https://t.co/EQrXb7ILnZ pic.twitter.com/HBUDTpacoJ

— VP Biden (Archived) (@VP44) May 6, 2015

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Tnx, #stimulus! RT @ENERGY Every 3 weeks the US installs more #solar power than in all of 2008→ http://t.co/05uWje9tkx

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) May 6, 2015

Race to the Top helped FL raise graduation rates from 66% to 76% since 2009. Tnx, #stimulus! https://t.co/tiI2CFXimJ

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) May 6, 2015

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The President Of The Cool

President Obama makes a quick detour to fist bump a little kid. http://t.co/1cQC2dA8wu

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/Eg_KOOLKIDs/status/594545233347682304

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Those on Twitter know Chuck C. Johnson. What a scumbag

As investigation enters 5th month, #TamirRice’s mother has moved into a homeless shelter http://t.co/AdK4yShTby pic.twitter.com/8lA82SJ4L6

— deray (@deray) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/WesleyLowery/status/595639604671283200

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Yes GOP, here’s a comedian showing just how foolish your party is

Amy Schumer's New Birth Control Ad Blasts GOP War On Women (VIDEO) http://t.co/JVxHzQdXVV

— Comella (@starfirst) May 6, 2015

OK, let's try this again. LOTS of info to READ on #TPP here: https://t.co/s335ZR2IpX Q & A w/Sec Labor here: http://t.co/dFjcp1lklS

— meta (@metaquest) April 23, 2015

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Righteous rant

1. So Hill D's "who have been starving for attention from the Obama administration" are delighted that Hillary is promising to change that.

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) May 6, 2015

2. These public servants feel "like a neglected stepchild." They hate how Obama "only comes around when he needs something."

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) May 6, 2015

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ObamaCare: Saving Lives And Keeping People Happy

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Sarah Kliff: Obamacare Creates Choice. That’s Why People Like It

Obamacare enrollees are more satisfied with their health insurance plans than those who get coverage outside the health law’s marketplaces, a new survey finds. J.D. Power and Associates on Thursday published a consumer satisfaction survey that looked at both people getting coverage through Obamacare and those who get coverage elsewhere, typically through their employer. They used a 1,000-point scale to measure how much people liked their coverage.

People who had coverage through Obamacare had an average satisfaction score of 696 in 2014, thinking back to their last year of coverage. During that same year, people in mostly employer-based plans had a satisfaction rating of 679 — 17 points lower. The J.D. Power survey suggests that there’s another variable enrollees think a lot about: choice. And this might actually circle back to the cost issue. People shopping on Obamacare have the option to decide whether they want a plan with a high premium or a low one.

More here

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Thanks to health care reform, people have more options—just another reason Americans are #BetterWithObamacare: http://t.co/hKjXmCor6X

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 27, 2015

Obamacare shoppers more satisfied with insurance than those with employer policies -- via @sarahkliff http://t.co/glZ9hwy5xh

— Jonathan Cohn (@CitizenCohn) April 24, 2015

Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama walks across the tarmac with Vice President Joe Biden prior to departure from Fort Campbell, Ky., May 6, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Today

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On This Day

Sen. Barack Obama and his wife Michelle wave to the crowd after Obama delivered election night remarks after winning the North Carolina Primary at a rally at the North Carolina State University in Raleigh on May 6, 2008

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President Obama with Afghan President Karzai and Pakistan President Zardari walk along the Colonnade following a US-Afghan-PakistanTrilateral meeting in Cabinet Room May 6, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama meets in the Rose Garden of the White House with, from left, Susan Davies, deputy counsel to the President, Phil Schiliro, assistant to the President for legislative affairs, Ron Klain, chief of staff to the Vice President, and Bob Bauer, counsel to the President, regarding the pending Supreme Court nomination, May 6, 2010 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Dr. Jill Biden walks down the Cross Hall en route to a Mother’s Day Tea in the East Room of the White House, May 6, 2011. First Lady Michelle Obama and Dr. Biden hosted the tea for military spouses, relatives, and friends (Photo by Lawrence Jackson)

President Obama and Vice President Biden shake hands with the troops following the President’s remarks at Fort Campbell, Ky., May 6, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama disembarks Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland, following his trip to Fort Campbell, Ky., May 6, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama plays golf with Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) and Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) at left at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland on May 6, 2013

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Aides laugh as the President swats a fly that was invading his space in the Oval Office, May 6, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama greets guests during a Federal Judges Association reception in the East Room of the White House, May 6, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Early Bird Chat

Randomness

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