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Me: Leonard Nimoy died today.Co-worker: From Star Wars?*goes home*Wife: How was your day?Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) February 28, 2015
Me: Leonard Nimoy died today.Co-worker: From Star Wars?*goes home*Wife: How was your day?Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.
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[at adoption agency]"Why do you think you'd be a good fit for adoption?"*cut to a baby mowing my lawn*"I just love kids"— steve suckington (@SteveSuckington) February 24, 2015
[at adoption agency]"Why do you think you'd be a good fit for adoption?"*cut to a baby mowing my lawn*"I just love kids"
https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/570827689373728768
do you take-[maroon 5 crashes through ceiling]OMFG NO WAY[priest knocks bride over]MOVE BITCH I LOVE MAROON 5— paperwash© (@PaperWash) March 2, 2015
do you take-[maroon 5 crashes through ceiling]OMFG NO WAY[priest knocks bride over]MOVE BITCH I LOVE MAROON 5
Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here..Having sex is weird.— RaspberryheART (@Jenny4ashley) July 22, 2014
Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here..Having sex is weird.
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