140 Characters Of LOLs To End The Week

😂 Don’t mess with parents

Man let me tell y'all about this almost-ass-whooping I witnessed at the grocery store just now. All you parents might want to take a Pepcid+

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

And/or grab your holy book of choice. So I go the self-check out area to ring my shit up--the way it's situated there are three registers+

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

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on one side and three registers on the other with about 15 or so feet in between (that info will be important in a few tweets) anyway I+

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

put my stuff down on the middle register on the left side and there's a lady with a 3 year old girl on the right. Now I may or may not have+

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

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partaken in some of this discount Easter candy, and it may have been in such a copious amount that the baby noticed & came running over to+

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

discuss my plans for such a bounty. In the meantime, another lady walks up to the register to the direct left of me. So mom calls the kid&

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PriusDrivingAmerican (@KashannKilson) April 09, 2015

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Change

President Barack Obama and his Cuban counterpart Raul Castro shake hands, as U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon looks on, before the inauguration of the VII Summit of the Americas in Panama City.

Leelah’s Law

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BREAKING: President Obama supports efforts to ban the use of conversion therapy for minors → go.wh.gov/QrBQrW #LeelahsLaw

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 09, 2015

120,915 Americans signed a @WeThePeople petition calling for a ban on conversion therapy for minors. We agree → go.wh.gov/QrBQrW

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 09, 2015

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This is so, so important. I'm so overwhelmed and elated. Progress is slow, but it's beautiful. #LeelahsLaw twitter.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

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stephanie taylor (@brophelia) April 09, 2015

The White House wholeheartedly responds to the Leelah's Law petition. petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/respo… #LeelahsLaw #FixSociety

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Jennell Jaquays (@JennellAllyn) April 09, 2015

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#LeelahsLaw is gonna be in history books in 100 years to come and I've never been so happy

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sera tribbiani (@prodigyanakin) April 10, 2015

We fully support efforts to ban the use of conversion therapy for minors-it's neither ethically/medically appropriate go.wh.gov/QrBQrW

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Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) April 09, 2015

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How a Trans Teen Inspired the President to Make a MAJOR Change: teenv.ge/1CtClrF #LeelahsLaw http://t.co/OeZJdh558p

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Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) April 09, 2015

Leelah is remembered. We should support efforts to ban the use of conversion therapy for minors. #LeelahsLaw

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Vice President Biden (@VP) April 10, 2015

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Proud. MT @WhiteHouse: President Obama supports efforts to ban LGBT conversion therapy for minors → go.wh.gov/QrBQrW #LeelahsLaw

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Cecile Richards (@CecileRichards) April 09, 2015

Proud to see the President take a stand & speak up for our nation's #LGBT youth who face harmful conversion therapy. #LeelahsLaw

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Sen. Tammy Baldwin (@SenatorBaldwin) April 09, 2015

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Excited that @BarackObama wants to ban conversion therapy. @JoinTeamTony proposed legislation to ban it in PA 2 yrs ago #LeelahsLaw

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Omar T. Woodard (@OmarWoodard) April 09, 2015

Wish #LeelahAlcorn was here to witness @WhiteHouse announcement of support to ban conversion therapy. #LeelahsLaw #RestInPower

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ELIEL CRUZ (@elielcruz) April 09, 2015

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When we ask why politics matters, the answer is things like #LeelahsLaw

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Gabe Carhart (@GabeCarhart) April 09, 2015

More black people sit on the Ferguson City Council & Pres Obama supports #LeelahsLaw. Just 2 ex that show the power of civic engagement

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Jacob Pierce (@JacobPierce015) April 09, 2015

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Obama's commitment to the LGBT community continues to be unprecedented in American politics. #LeelahsLaw twitter.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

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Justin Taylor (@JustinTaylorBE) April 09, 2015

Ohio & the nation has come together for #LeelahsLaw. TY @WhiteHouse for support of banning conversion therapy for minors.

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Sherrod Brown (@SenSherrodBrown) April 09, 2015

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Days like today remind me why I am so proud to call @BarackObama my President. #LeelahsLaw #EqualityForAll petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/respo…

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Chase Williams (@JChaseWilliams) April 09, 2015

Thank you @BarackObama for supporting #LeelahsLaw ! You continue to impress the LGBT community with your commitment.

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Justin Taylor (@JustinTaylorBE) April 09, 2015

President Obama Speaks at the CEO Summit of the Americas

3:25 EDT: President Obama Speaks at the CEO Summit of the Americas, Panama City

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Barack and Bolt 🙂 -> youtube.com/watch?v=OaURm7… http://t.co/oRwpPqFO6t

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) April 10, 2015

🙂

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5:0 EDT: President Obama Speaks at the Civil Society Forum, Panama City

Coming Up

President Obama looks out at Panama Canal from Marine One (Photo by Pete Souza)

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3:25 EDT: President Obama Speaks at the CEO Summit of the Americas, Panama City

5:0 EDT: President Obama Speaks at the Civil Society Forum, Panama City

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@joshledermanAP: @BarackObama crosses over the Panama Canal

Chat Away

Early Bird Rise and Shine

On This Day: First Lady Michelle Obama visits Harper High School in Chicago’s Englewood neighborhood, April 10, 2013, to talk with students about the plague of violence in their area

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Today (all times Eastern)

11:30: The President holds a bilateral meeting with President Juan Carlos Varela of Panama

2:0: Holds a multi-lateral meeting with SICA Presidents

3:25: Participates in the CEO Summit of the Americas

5:0: Delivers remarks at the Civil Society Forum

5:45: Participates in a roundtable with Civil Society Leaders

7:50: Participates in the Summit of Americans arrival ceremony

8:0: Attends the inauguration ceremony of the Summit of Americas arrival ceremony

9:05: Participates in an Official Leaders’ Photo

9:15: Attends a Leaders’ Dinner

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On This Day

President Obama autographs a sign while greeting neighbors and supporters before an event in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., April 10, 2012 (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama arrives to speak about tax fairness and the economy at Florida Atlantic University, April 10, 2012

Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, April 10

President Obama high fives a young boy outside an event in Palm Beach Garden, Fla., April 10, 2012 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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First Lady Michelle Obama listens to students and counselors during a discussion on youth violence at William R. Harper High School in Chicago, Ill., April 10, 2013 (Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

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MoooOOOooorning!