More Laughs? Yes, Please

A sign of the times. pic.twitter.com/wpe2StxR6j

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 6, 2014

If you think most people are assholes you're right, but remember: chances are you're most people too.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 6, 2014

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Let it go. pic.twitter.com/Ir68XWGvMS

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 6, 2014

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/484898779082932224

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My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 23, 2011

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/483713290422321152

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Just when you think you've seen it all, something goes and cracks you up. Or goes up your crack, as it were. pic.twitter.com/lWLz1l56Uf

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/479679282638110720

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Rick Perry's glasses make him look like a much smarter person who was apparently lobotomized at a very young age.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 6, 2014

From a fan. Oh Myyy.... pic.twitter.com/isa0TGf4Ct

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 5, 2014

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From a friend. I see his point. pic.twitter.com/idR2teujpx

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 5, 2014

The Facebook servers sigh, bracing for the onslaught of white-people-at-Sunday-brunch photos.

"If only we had eyes to roll," they say.

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 6, 2014

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https://twitter.com/teenagesleuth/status/485082274040258561

BREAKING: Nation of immigrants who fled persecution persecutes immigrants fleeing persecution, irony surrenders to stupidity

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 5, 2014

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Your Tuesday earworm. 10 seconds to identify this song. (Young folks get 5...) pic.twitter.com/XZSDTR450o

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/teenagesleuth/status/484850894668697601

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Rick Perry says doctors should decide if therapy can "cure" homosexuality. Four out of five doctors agree: there's no cure for Rick Perry.

— CC:Indecision (@indecision) June 16, 2014

From a fan. Post-weekend Monday blues. pic.twitter.com/jd6a6Ajvc8

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2014

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https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/481694787762790401

I don't know feather to laugh or help look for the bird. pic.twitter.com/cmAara3fGW

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2014

Laugh. Then Laugh Some More

I hope they discover the actual cause of global warming is all those coexist bumper stickers.

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 3, 2014

Most people don't know Bob Marley wrote songs so white people could have music on in the background during vacations.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) July 5, 2014

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DID YOU KNOW?: The man who wrote the Declaration of Independence owned dozens of people who could not declare independence. #4thofJuly

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheObamaDiary/status/485908014160179200

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A Tweet Or Two

Sermon on the amount ... #p2 #tcot #uniteblue #lnyhbt #teaparty #gop pic.twitter.com/NjTEqkU8uT

— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) July 5, 2014

This was a good week to be called 'stupid' by people who think IUD is an 'abortion pill.' #HobbyLobby

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 5, 2014

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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) July 6, 2014

https://twitter.com/hoosierworld/status/485813489038925824

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Chris Christie vetoes perfectly sensible bill to reduce capacity of gun magazines. http://t.co/ttKKRcEKri pic.twitter.com/uGwmHQQPts

— The National Memo (@NationalMemo) July 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/485788985193529344

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Chat Away

True, #FederervsDjokovic are majestic, but they never had to play tennis while being ogled by a little green man.

Chat on!

Rise and Shine: The Week at TOD

@petesouza: President and Mrs Obama & Malia, middle, watch Fourth of July fireworks from the WH

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See all this week’s White House videos here

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Sunday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine and Chat On • • Chat On • • Keep Chattin’ • • A Sunday Stroll • • Laugh … Then Laugh Some More

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Monday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Vote. Vote. Vote. • • Both Parties Are Not The Same. VOTE. • • President Obama Delivers a Statement on Immigration Reform • • Apathy and its Rewards • • Woah, We’re In The Washington Post! • • A Tweet Or Two: SCOTUS Edition • • Chat Away • • 26 Million Thanks

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Tuesday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Chat Away • • The President Delivers Remarks on the Economy • • World Cup Chat Away • • World Cup Chat Away: Second Half • • World Cup Chat Away: Extra Time • • The President’s Day • • A Tweet Or Two

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Wednesday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Hobby Lobby/SCOTUS – Why? • • 50th Anniversary of The Civil Rights Act • • Chat Away • • ObamaCare: ‘More Got Insurance In First Half Of 2014 Than Lost It In 8 Years Of Bush’ • • We Owe It To Those Who Endured Then, And Acted Then, To Endure Now And Act Now • • A Tweet or Two

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Thursday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Special Guest • • The Obama Economy Roars • • A Tweet or Two • • Chat Away • • Laugh in to the 4th

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Friday

Early Bird Chat: Happy Birthday Malia! • • Rise and Shine • • The President Speaks at a Naturalization Ceremony • • Happy Birthday, America And Thank You President Obama! • • The Fourth of July at the White House • • The Obamas Celebrate Fourth Of July!

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Saturday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine: The Week Ahead • • Saturday Music Chat: Queen • • “Hopey, Changey Thing?” – Working Out Excellently • • A Tweet Or Two • • Douglass Redux: What, to Women, is the 4th of July?

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Another splendiferous week at TOD – thank yoooou to the Legend that is Nerdy and to LL, Tally and Zizi for their fantabulous contributions.

Early Bird Chat

 On This Day: President Obama holds Nathan Maxwell Johnson, 9 months, after a campaign rally at Dobbins Elementary School in Poland, Ohio on July 6, 2012

MoooOOOooorning – Happy Sunday!