More Laughs? Yes, Please

A sign of the times. http://t.co/wpe2StxR6j

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 06, 2014

If you think most people are assholes you're right, but remember: chances are you're most people too.

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God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 06, 2014

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Let it go. http://t.co/Ir68XWGvMS

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 06, 2014

If you don't get drunk, sunburned and shoot your gun at your neighbor's house tomorrow -- don't even think of calling yourself American.

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andy lassner (@andylassner) July 04, 2014

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My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.

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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 23, 2011

"I prefer the selection and prices at Michael's" -Jesus

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andy lassner (@andylassner) June 30, 2014

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Just when you think you've seen it all, something goes and cracks you up. Or goes up your crack, as it were. http://t.co/lWLz1l56Uf

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2014

I feel like we don't spend enough time remembering the fact that DICK CHENEY SHOT HIS FRIEND IN THE FACE

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andy lassner (@andylassner) June 19, 2014

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Rick Perry's glasses make him look like a much smarter person who was apparently lobotomized at a very young age.

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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 06, 2014

From a fan. Oh Myyy.... http://t.co/isa0TGf4Ct

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2014

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From a friend. I see his point. http://t.co/idR2teujpx

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2014

The Facebook servers sigh, bracing for the onslaught of white-people-at-Sunday-brunch photos. "If only we had eyes to roll," they say.

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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 06, 2014

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Independence Day is always a good time to remember that the government controls all wombs.

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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) July 04, 2014

BREAKING: Nation of immigrants who fled persecution persecutes immigrants fleeing persecution, irony surrenders to stupidity

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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 05, 2014

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Your Tuesday earworm. 10 seconds to identify this song. (Young folks get 5...) http://t.co/XZSDTR450o

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 01, 2014

In related jobs numbers news, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin are STILL unemployed. Thanks, Obama!

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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) July 04, 2014

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Rick Perry says doctors should decide if therapy can "cure" homosexuality. Four out of five doctors agree: there's no cure for Rick Perry.

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CC:Indecision (@indecision) June 16, 2014

From a fan. Post-weekend Monday blues. http://t.co/jd6a6Ajvc8

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2014

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Ah, the decline of journalism: From Woodward and Bernstein cracking Watergate to Buzzfeed telling me which Disney Princess I'm most like.

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Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) June 25, 2014

I don't know feather to laugh or help look for the bird. http://t.co/cmAara3fGW

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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2014

Laugh. Then Laugh Some More

I hope they discover the actual cause of global warming is all those coexist bumper stickers.

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Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 03, 2014

Most people don't know Bob Marley wrote songs so white people could have music on in the background during vacations.

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Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) July 05, 2014

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DID YOU KNOW?: The man who wrote the Declaration of Independence owned dozens of people who could not declare independence. #4thofJuly

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God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 04, 2014

"I miss W. (and W. missed me)" @LOLGOP @Reince http://t.co/mlpXyL4VvR

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) July 06, 2014

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A Tweet Or Two

Sermon on the amount ... #p2 #tcot #uniteblue #lnyhbt #teaparty #gop http://t.co/NjTEqkU8uT

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Leyla (@MiamiLib) July 05, 2014

This was a good week to be called 'stupid' by people who think IUD is an 'abortion pill.' #HobbyLobby

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John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 05, 2014

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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.

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  (@LOLGOP) July 06, 2014

Credit checks for employment is slick discrimination. Sotomayor called it: "it's the subtle bigotries.."

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IndyMama (@hoosierworld) July 06, 2014

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Chris Christie vetoes perfectly sensible bill to reduce capacity of gun magazines. nationalmemo.com/chris-christie… http://t.co/uGwmHQQPts

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The National Memo (@NationalMemo) July 04, 2014

Conservatives already distancing themselves from the anti immigrant nativists in Murietta? That was quick! talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/borde…

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Oliver Willis (@owillis) July 06, 2014

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Chat Away

True, #FederervsDjokovic are majestic, but they never had to play tennis while being ogled by a little green man.

Chat on!

Rise and Shine: The Week at TOD

@petesouza: President and Mrs Obama & Malia, middle, watch Fourth of July fireworks from the WH

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See all this week’s White House videos here

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Sunday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine and Chat On • • Chat On • • Keep Chattin’ • • A Sunday Stroll • • Laugh … Then Laugh Some More

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Monday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Vote. Vote. Vote. • • Both Parties Are Not The Same. VOTE. • • President Obama Delivers a Statement on Immigration Reform • • Apathy and its Rewards • • Woah, We’re In The Washington Post! • • A Tweet Or Two: SCOTUS Edition • • Chat Away • • 26 Million Thanks

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Tuesday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Chat Away • • The President Delivers Remarks on the Economy • • World Cup Chat Away • • World Cup Chat Away: Second Half • • World Cup Chat Away: Extra Time • • The President’s Day • • A Tweet Or Two

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Wednesday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Hobby Lobby/SCOTUS – Why? • • 50th Anniversary of The Civil Rights Act • • Chat Away • • ObamaCare: ‘More Got Insurance In First Half Of 2014 Than Lost It In 8 Years Of Bush’ • • We Owe It To Those Who Endured Then, And Acted Then, To Endure Now And Act Now • • A Tweet or Two

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Thursday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine • • Special Guest • • The Obama Economy Roars • • A Tweet or Two • • Chat Away • • Laugh in to the 4th

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Friday

Early Bird Chat: Happy Birthday Malia! • • Rise and Shine • • The President Speaks at a Naturalization Ceremony • • Happy Birthday, America And Thank You President Obama! • • The Fourth of July at the White House • • The Obamas Celebrate Fourth Of July!

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Saturday

Early Bird Chat • • Rise and Shine: The Week Ahead • • Saturday Music Chat: Queen • • “Hopey, Changey Thing?” – Working Out Excellently • • A Tweet Or Two • • Douglass Redux: What, to Women, is the 4th of July?

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Another splendiferous week at TOD – thank yoooou to the Legend that is Nerdy and to LL, Tally and Zizi for their fantabulous contributions.

Early Bird Chat

 On This Day: President Obama holds Nathan Maxwell Johnson, 9 months, after a campaign rally at Dobbins Elementary School in Poland, Ohio on July 6, 2012

MoooOOOooorning – Happy Sunday!