Guy next to me in coffee shop explaining how he plans to scam professor whose class he’s skipped all semester.
— Mike Graziano (@grazmike) December 9, 2015
It is my class.
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@grazmike @cdc29 He and his friends appear to be workshopping an e-mail to me (!). #SoManyPossibilities
— Mike Graziano (@grazmike) December 9, 2015
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@grazmike Update #1: e-mail strategy session devolved into discussion of The Walking Dead Season 6 (verdict: “weak”)
— Mike Graziano (@grazmike) December 9, 2015
@grazmike Update #2: They keep checking Twitter (!). They don’t appear to be following any of you.
— Mike Graziano (@grazmike) December 9, 2015
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@grazmike Update #3: after conferring with one another, they decided to hit the gym before doing anything else. So, that happened.
— Mike Graziano (@grazmike) December 9, 2015
@grazmike Failing student requested a meeting at a time she was "free" and had no class. It was at the scheduled time of our class.
— Erin Bartram (@erin_bartram) December 9, 2015
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@grazmike Once had a student never attend, emailed me panicked at midterm & final. Both times I offered him a chance to talk, make a plan /1
— Dr. Jen Golbeck 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@jengolbeck) December 9, 2015
@grazmike Never heard from him. Until a year later when he emailed .../2
— Dr. Jen Golbeck 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@jengolbeck) December 9, 2015
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@grazmike "As you know, I received an A in your class yet my transcript shows an F. Please correct this immediately. I'm up for an award" /3
— Dr. Jen Golbeck 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@jengolbeck) December 9, 2015
@garrick_s @grazmike I told my dad the story when it happened and he laughed and said "Good for him! That takes balls!" 🙂
— Dr. Jen Golbeck 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@jengolbeck) December 9, 2015
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@grazmike @KevinMKruse this beats the time one of my Princeton students emailed me too sick to come to class./1
— Neil J. Young (@NeilJYoung17) December 9, 2015
@grazmike @KevinMKruse 10 mins later I ran into him in student center playing pool. He saw me, offered up a weak cough, & a sickly "hello."
— Neil J. Young (@NeilJYoung17) December 9, 2015
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.@grazmike this is way better than the time a student (at another U) tweeted an offer of $ to anyone who could summarize my book for her
— Benjamin L. Carp 🎏 (@bencarp) December 9, 2015
@grazmike Almost as good as when a student called me an asshole...because my office door was closed and he didn't know I was there.
— chauncey devega (@chaunceydevega) December 10, 2015
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