Omar | The Obama Diary

(Photo: Reuters/Kevin Lamarque) https://t.co/g2IrecjsLd
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Colin Campbell (@colincampbell) January 03, 2019

Here’s the note Obama wrote Nancy Pelosi in 2009 after his first 100 days, the last time she was speaker: https://t.co/ITPf3yg8nA
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Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) January 03, 2019

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Dean of the House @Repdonyoung administers the oath of office to @SpeakerPelosi. #116thCongress https://t.co/Co0Cb6YUg5
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CSPAN (@cspan) January 03, 2019

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi becomes the Speaker of the House of Representatives as Democrats reclaim control of the Hous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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ABC News (@ABC) January 03, 2019

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They ain’t ready. https://t.co/4ChWrBOkRH
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Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) January 03, 2019

.@LucyWins2018 will be a “mother on a mission” in Congress. As the mother of a son killed by gun violence, she will… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) January 03, 2019

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Deb Haaland and Sharice Davids, the first Native-American women to ever serve in Congress, share a moment after bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Frank Dale (@fwdale) January 03, 2019

Newt Gingrich's old seat. She DID THAT. Say hello to Congresswoman Lucy McBath. https://t.co/kuXfALsq5B #116thCongress
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Bodak Red 🤶🏾🎄🕯 (@AFarray) January 03, 2019

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I am about to wear this #SpeakerPelosi pin. #ChangeIsComing https://t.co/3B5Pf4lDco
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Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) January 03, 2019

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi has the votes to become Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives for the #116thCongress… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) January 03, 2019

After all, Onyango ‘Omar’ Obama, the guy arrested last week in Massachusetts for allegedly ‘operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol’ and who was allegedly not legally in the United States, is the son of ….. deep breath, let’s get this right ….. the President’s grandfather’s third wife (the President’s father was born to his grandfather’s second wife).

In other words, Onyango and the President are almost one, they are so close.

Yeah, yeah, it’s true, George W – and not his step-uncle – had his very own drink driving conviction and was an alien too (he hailed from Planet Chump), but that’s different.

Sheesh, impeachment?

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Needless to say, this is the lead story on GOPolitico’s section on the President.

It’s interesting, this is the photo of Onyango Obama released by the Framingham police, a standard mug shot: