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  1. 1 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    For Obama. Amen to that

  2. 4 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Thank you, Nerdy. Always🙏🏼

    I’m gonna make my comment about my observations after watching RM opening. What he’s orchestrating in the US with the supplies and the vents… is THUNDERDOME. Fight it out among yourself. Last state standing. I fucking hate him

    • 5 No Child Left Behind
      March 26, 2020 at 9:53 pm

      He did say that “He wasn’t taking any responsibility.” In fact, all this has nothing to do with him. All he wants is a convoy, a big caravan of people, perhaps women in big hats, dressed up and heading to church for Easter. And, of course, on Mandy Monday, the market will soar to 30,000.

      This is all what he sees as a role for him.

    • 6 Betsy
      March 27, 2020 at 12:16 am

      Marleysperson: I feel the same way. The rage is exhausting for me. Sometimes I just want to scream!!!

      • 7 marleysperson
        March 27, 2020 at 8:24 am

        Exactly. When you think he can’t get anymore callous or flat out evil..well, yes he can. If he keeled over tomorrow I wouldn’t care. I’d be joyful, in fact. Sadistic sob.

  3. March 26, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Congrats, Marleysperson – Couldn’t agree more. Senator Murphy called it Lord of the Flies. I have been thinking of #IQ45’s actions as the #GOPHungerGames. He gets sadistic pleasure from getting people to fight and have to kiss his ass to get what they need.

  4. 11 No Child Left Behind
    March 26, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Coworker’s son died today. 30 years old. COVID 19 related.

  5. March 26, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Hey everybody! I hope you’re all doing well under the circumstances! Just my little magapie observation: PBO was steely, resilient and tough. I know that could be missed because he was so kind, empathetic and intellectual. STRONG INDIVIDUAL gave us the strongest President in our lifetimes. He never ever obsessed over the media coverage or news cycles, in fact he didn’t listen to it. He always WORKED, managed, cared and kept his eye on the ball for our country.

  6. 27 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    Messed up. Shut that liar down!! Save your life and the lives of your family!

  7. 28 Don
    March 26, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Welp, just got word that my son won’t be going back to school until the first of May. His teachers are doing a great job of staying in contact with the parents, and they also are putting assignments online.

    • 29 jacquelineoboomer
      March 26, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      Not everybody has a confirmed date yet, so there’s that. All the best to your son in his new school environment – home!

      • 30 Don
        March 26, 2020 at 10:31 pm

        LOL! My wife and I send him upstairs to do his work, my man-cave is the unofficial classroom.

      • 32 tnmtngirl1
        March 26, 2020 at 10:36 pm

        My grandkids are out for the remainder of the year–Virginia. No graduation for our grandson. Granddaughter is dyslexic and other LD’s. Our single mom daughter is still working, thankfully, and doing lesson plans at night. Mason is her childcare and supervising or helping when he needs to his sister’s school work and flute practice. He begins a job with the city April 6, M-T, noon to 5:00. She is going to cut her hours to 6 hrs. a day and Aliya will be by herself for 3 hrs. from the time “Bubby” leaves for work until Mommie gets home. Sign of the times. We are all having to do things we do not want to do and make sacrifices. Sad, sad. Maddening……this evil man occupying our WH.

        • 33 Don
          March 26, 2020 at 10:42 pm

          What I’m confused about, tnmtngirl1, is when it comes to graduations and promoting kids to next grad. How does that work?

    • 34 marleysperson
      March 26, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      I spent the day today between Zoom and Webex… and trying to get tutoring online figured out… I’m on tech overload right now!!

      • 35 mtmarilyn
        March 26, 2020 at 11:58 pm

        Good luck, my dear. I had a committee meeting on Zoom and I didn’t get the audio on so I had to communicate via typing. Had my own shorthand. Figured it out after it was over. Easy once you know what you are doing. Good luck.

        • 36 marleysperson
          March 27, 2020 at 8:27 am

          I got it:) It went fine.. just have to practice over and over again. Visual learner:)
          Plus, if I mess it up, my 5th grade boys will be merciless!

          • 37 cwaterma
            March 27, 2020 at 8:50 am

            I have had two meetings so far on Zoom, and I have been the only one not able to get my audio to work! Very frustrating. My son who is a computer expert tried, and the leader of the group tried, and it just wouldn’t work….on this beautiful new laptop my son gave me for Christmas. So, my son sent me an external microphone which I hope works. Zoom is great…..I hope to be able to participate Sunday morning. I had never heard of it before this event. I don’t want to seem over the top, but the other day I saw a documentary on Caligula on TV. That is trump.

  8. 39 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    WTF. WTAF.

    • 40 Don
      March 26, 2020 at 10:54 pm

      WOW, I swear this is the first time I’ve even heard of Zoom. Data will always be bought and sold.

      • 41 marleysperson
        March 26, 2020 at 11:00 pm

        I never went near FB ON PURPOSE! Now, when I HAVE to use remote meeting, they do this shit !! Disgusting

  9. 42 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Yup! I’m there!

  10. 43 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Read that and let it all sink in. Then vote and register people and get them to vote.

  11. 44 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    I want women to rule the world

  12. 45 marleysperson
    March 26, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Sometimes people are cool

    • 46 jacquelineoboomer
      March 27, 2020 at 7:01 am

      Not everybody may be ready for all of this, quite yet, but I’ll take human creativity and song any day of the damn week! Thank you for sharing this! It’s amazing. Also the original’s one of my favorites, there’s that. 🙂

  13. 48 jacquelineoboomer
    March 27, 2020 at 1:31 am

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  15. March 27, 2020 at 1:50 am

    Goodnight TOD

  16. 52 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:09 am

    In case you need it…

  17. 53 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Look at this… just look 😁

  18. 54 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 7:27 am

    TGIF
    GoodMorning TODville.
    Boris Johnson now has #COVID19

    • 55 nena20409
      March 27, 2020 at 7:31 am

      He at the Parliament Chamber on Wed giving his weekly Q & A w/the MPs. How many did he infect? He has a live-in girlfriend, who is pregnant. This has loads of implications. UK had 100 die Brits last night. On Monday, he locked UK down finally after dithering for weeks. UK now has 500+ dead.

    • 56 jacquelineoboomer
      March 27, 2020 at 7:49 am

      Just heard that about Boris Johnson on MSNBC. Prince Charles, Boris Johnson (whom, I believe, visits the Queen on a regularly scheduled basis) … hope the Queen is self-quarantining!

  19. 57 pkayden
    March 27, 2020 at 7:44 am

  20. 58 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:47 am

  21. 59 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:48 am

  22. 60 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:49 am

  23. 61 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:50 am

  24. 62 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 7:50 am

  25. 63 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 8:02 am

  26. 64 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Hey, it’: still Women’s History Month! 🚀

  27. 70 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:03 am

  28. 71 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:04 am

    I would watch this show!

  29. 73 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Good photos. Mission unclear.

  30. 74 pkayden
    March 27, 2020 at 8:09 am

  31. 77 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Your morning Shakespeare! 🤓📖

  32. 83 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:21 am

    😂 Together, apart.

  33. 89 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:22 am

  34. 90 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:23 am

  35. 91 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:24 am

    • 92 marleysperson
      March 27, 2020 at 8:56 am

      I love him 💕💕💕

    • 93 marleysperson
      March 27, 2020 at 8:58 am

      Must Read thread

    • March 27, 2020 at 9:03 am

      Wasn’t she the one during the press briefing yesterday claiming that there was more than enough PPE to supply the hospitals — contrary to what the doctors /healthcare workers WHO ARE IN THE MIDST OF IT and the governors are saying?!?!?!?! Hard to understand why so many of them are willing to ruin their reputations to appease the liar-in-chief.

      If there is truly enough equipment, then you know who is playing games, wanting the states to beg for what they need, and what he is bound by oath to supply.

  36. 95 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 8:24 am

  37. March 27, 2020 at 8:30 am

    My congressman. She was not my choice in the primary; of course, she had my GE vote. I’ve been pleasantly surprised, as she’s exceeded my expectations…

    • March 27, 2020 at 9:09 am

      Are the representatives going to be forced to vote individually on this bill as opposed to unanimous consent? I hope not.

      It may make me naive, but I keep hoping that there is a point that even the most heartless of the GOP will show some humanity.

    • 98 marleysperson
      March 27, 2020 at 9:14 am

      Mr. Massey from KY is against this bill. Causing this stink

  38. 99 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 8:43 am

  39. March 27, 2020 at 8:48 am

    I had the pleasure of becoming acquainted with Mr. Brooks as a member of the Philly chapter of the Montford Point Marines Association. Those gents made my career possible.

  40. 101 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 8:50 am

  41. 103 pkayden
    March 27, 2020 at 8:57 am

  42. 104 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Morning everyone. Still the adult in the room.

  43. 106 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Because HE knows everything!! HE doesn’t think they need this equipment! I wish someone would charge him with manslaughter … or murder

  44. 107 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 9:15 am

    Boris Johnson’s Health Minister.

  45. 108 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Thread

  46. 109 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 9:51 am

  47. March 27, 2020 at 9:53 am

  48. 113 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 9:56 am

  49. 114 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 10:04 am

  50. 115 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 10:06 am

  51. 116 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 10:21 am

    🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  52. 117 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 10:38 am

  53. 118 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Purposefully. They must have something REAL bad on him.

  54. 120 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 10:57 am

  55. 123 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 10:59 am

  56. 124 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 11:01 am

    😍

  57. March 27, 2020 at 11:07 am

    MUCH NEEDED

  58. March 27, 2020 at 11:24 am

  59. March 27, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Meghan and Harry and Archie are now Californians. Meghan’s mum must be thrilled.

    • 129 Dudette
      March 27, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      Yes, they’re close to her Mom now. I’m sure it’s a relief to her that they are near. Plus I’d imagine Meghan wants Archie to have a relationship at least one of his grandparents. I’m dumbfounded at the vitriol in the comments. People are so mad at them for living their lives. It’s amazing to me.

      • 130 lmcae72
        March 27, 2020 at 1:36 pm

        People who hate you hate you more when you ignore them and go on and live your best life. The hatred and abuse hurled at this couple just because they want what everyone wants, to live and to love as they see fit, shows the jealousy and racism of those who make hateful comments. They got the Black girl out of the country and out of the royal line, but she took with her the only thing that matters: he child, her dogs and her husband. Harry wanted more than to be a bird in a gilded cage that has to sing and preen on demand. He basically told them to take this job and shove it and walked out holding the hand of the love of his life. This couple is going to do well in their new life.

      • March 27, 2020 at 1:47 pm

        Me, too. There is such a deep well of hatred because they chose their own path, because they’re different, outside the mold. Racism, classicism. all the isms.

  60. March 27, 2020 at 11:30 am

    This just keeps getting exponentially worse.

  61. March 27, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    AOC ranting on the floor of the House about the Imperfections of the Senate Bill…smh…When has she ever negotiated a bill…when has she had to take less that what she wanted in order to get the BEST that she could get…

    Don’t let the Perfect be the ENEMY of the GOOD….

  62. 138 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    LOL! 😂

  63. 139 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    😔🙏🏾

  64. March 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Rachel Maddow on testing (march 25):
    “There are two ways of testing to find out, to see if you`ve been exposed to the novel coronavirus.
    The first is to test for the presence of the virus. That`s generally with a swab of your nose or throat.
    That`s kind of the test that is so hard to come by in this country. That`s the test that actually tests for the virus, for the antigen itself. 
    The second way is to test your blood for antibodies to the virus.
    So if you`ve got the virus, and your body fought it off, your body made and used coronavirus antibodies in that fight. And with a relatively simple cheap quick blood test, doctors can tell whether you have those antibodies, and therefore whether or not you`ve been exposed. 
    Today, the U.K. said they would try to go ahead with antibody testing of the British population on a mass scale. They said they`ve already ordered 3.5 million antibody tests and they`re in the process of ordering millions 
    more.” 

    • March 27, 2020 at 12:42 pm

      ‘The advantage to antibody testing, as I mentioned is in part speed and ease.
      Compared to the kinds of tests that look for the virus itself, antibody testing is quick, relatively easy and relatively cheap. It therefore does have the possibility of being used on a mass scale, which could be helpful. It could reveal how far the virus has spread through a particular community and it could potentially reveal whether people who have recovered from the virus might be immune to it, at least for a while.”

    • March 27, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      (Hoping to have an antibody test whenever it is available. Having a relapse today of whatever virus
      … the clinic wouldn’t test me or 100 hundred others on the day i went in. Would be good to know. And am thinking Amy Klobuchar is a candidate for antibody testing because one can be asymptomatic. That is why everyone across the country must be tested. And until more testing is done, Trump’s hell faux
      ‘county by county assessments’ is further endangering us all.)

  65. 143 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    The vindictive POS seems like he’s being purposeful again

  66. March 27, 2020 at 1:06 pm

  67. 145 jer44
    March 27, 2020 at 1:08 pm

  68. March 27, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    YES! Thread 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

  69. 149 marleysperson
    March 27, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Ignorance kills

  70. March 27, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Some background:
    HAYES two days ago: “Last December, on New Years Eve, the World Health Organization learned that dozens of people in China were being treated for a mysterious pneumonia. Eight days later, a new type of Coronavirus was identified as the cause.”
    ZEYNEP TUFEKCI: “…In 2003, we had a similar outbreak (SARS) which started in China, and China covered it up for a while, and it got out of hand, and it almost became a pandemic, right. We came this close to having a global crisis. So, when we heard again that the first week of January there was now this viral pneumonia linked to a seafood market, a wet market, which  means probably a zoonotic virus jumping species, it was a five alarm fire  right there. And it was identified very early. And later, on January 20th,  when China itself shut down Wuhan and Hubei, which are these 50 million person provinces, that was also a very strong signal, if they`re doing this, they`re facing something very significant, because they is switched from cover-up to, you know, all hands on deck.”

    • March 27, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      TUFEKCI: “So, the way I explain it in my article is that flu is like the person who unlocks your door for the robber, and this COVID-19 is the thing that just comes in and robs you, hits you over the head. So, that`s the big difference, so that method, I see the ventilator capacity was going to be overrun. Well, I say all over this, because by the end of January and early February, all of this is was known. 
      So as you note that a lot of us that were either close to studying pandemics or following the epidemiologists, were really frustrated because in February, we should have been getting ready.
      We should have been ramping up the masks and personal protection.
      We should have stopped travel. 
      We should have started screening.
      We should have gotten the tests ready.
      So it is really tragic that this kind of failure of listening to the right expert, and failure of imagination.”

    • March 27, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      Because of what they’d learned about SARS, Hong Kong defied China. And went straight into lockdown.
      As did Taiwan. And those are the countries that now have COVID-19 under control = And why we don’t.
      So Trump got his wish…we lead the world…in virus cases.
      Right now globally it is indeed America First.

  71. 154 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 1:23 pm

  72. 155 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 1:26 pm

  73. 156 Dudette
    March 27, 2020 at 1:27 pm

  74. 157 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 1:42 pm

  75. 158 nena20409
    March 27, 2020 at 1:53 pm


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