Archive for February 9th, 2017
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Tags: Barack Obama, British Virgin Islands, Obama, Political And Funny Tweets, President, tweets, vacation
Hello, It’s America Calling
Tags: Barack Obama, British Virgin Islands, Obama, Political And Funny Tweets, President, tweets, vacation
Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup. pic.twitter.com/DkmjF6CgTJ
— Recreational Hater (@luckyturner) February 7, 2017
This the picture u post when u get out of a long committed relationship with one country but want other countries to know you're single now pic.twitter.com/mM6WSkTtm0
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
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America: Hey you
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Barack: sup?
America: Bored
Barack: Where's your new man?
America: Calling CNN Fake news. Send me a pic
Barack: pic.twitter.com/tmBQJtpfT9
"So the man you left me for is unstable, mean, incompetent and you miss me?
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Can't relate" pic.twitter.com/XuTwAV3bP8
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"Finally dropped the dead weight, refocused on myself...new year, new me" pic.twitter.com/pFUO94yKMi
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
America: "I hope you're having fun on your little vacation"
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Barack: pic.twitter.com/NhKw37XZTV
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America: "Barack...its me...America. I know you're there. Pick up."
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Barack: pic.twitter.com/UQTwnMXSnu
America: I miss you. I made a rash decision
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Barack: I think you were right. We should see other people pic.twitter.com/tZE2eWcfv9
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America: you said you’d be there if I needed you
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
Barack: I will
America: what’s that noise in the background?
Barack: pic.twitter.com/yQPICuvykj
Barack: BRUUUUUH. Its America again. won’t stop calling pic.twitter.com/MkEsRlr3jB
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
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“You’ve reached the voicemail of Barack Obama. not here right now but if…”
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
America: I KNOW YOURE THERE BARACK. I SEE YOU ON THE SATELLITE pic.twitter.com/Tt0L8xNBPW
Man look, I'm getting these jokes off but I can't tell yall how happy I am for the Obamas right now.
— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/_CasanovaJr/status/829043702999941122
https://twitter.com/_CasanovaJr/status/829051133104705537
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OMG @NewYorker's cartoon of the day. pic.twitter.com/BQcnodjs5I
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 7, 2017
"If Betsy DeVos can be Education Secretary, then I can certainly do whatever the fuck it is you do here." My cover letter, in perpetuity. https://t.co/y7VFtQe1GT
— Matt Monagle (🎬🎲) (@mattmonagle) February 7, 2017
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Unqualified, Privileged White Lady Chosen As Head of U.S. Public School System: https://t.co/pQdyrtcZ0Y pic.twitter.com/grlH9wAwKV
— Affinity Magazine (@TheAffinityMag) February 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/829027189320404993
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People still fundamentally misunderstand how racism operates. Doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions is *nice*, what matters is his policy record.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions shakes your hand and pats your back if he's going to suppress your right to vote.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions smiles at you, if he's not going to investigate the police department that shot an unarmed black child.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions hires black people in his office if he's going to keep black people from serving as federal court judges.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions volunteered at a homeless shelter if he's going to double down on mandatory minimum drug sentencing.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions takes you out for a beer if he's going to decimate the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions has diverse family members if he's going to enforce an immigration policy predicated on discrimination.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions has never publicly used a racial slur if he's going to recommit to policy that worsens mass incarceration
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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It doesn't matter if Jeff Sessions showed up to a civil rights commemoration if he's just going strip them from you once he leaves.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
Racism isn't just your 1960s caricature. It's the decisions people make. It's the laws they pass. It's the people they punish.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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White supremacy doesn't always bang down your door, sometimes it rings the bell and just waits for you to open.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) February 8, 2017
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