This 1 year old Black baby playing the drums in rhythm just made my entire morning. I'm pumped lol https://t.co/ypPuDxPEwf
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Lazer Gun Carrier (@branfire) August 10, 2016When they're too young to understand capital letters but old enough to be WOKE AF https://t.co/LejZj2mp3m
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Jelena Woehr (@jelenawoehr) August 12, 2016****
if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body http://t.co/cbX0PwncYY
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pineApplehead (@oneofthosefaces) April 07, 2015Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for elderly people on the subway and he did this https://t.co/h7QjAM5rRw
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Britton Barker (@b_flex14) August 11, 2016****
get you a girl who can do both https://t.co/1kwlopIOzQ
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sick (@TheMaxxProject) August 12, 2016ME: anyone but trump
GARY JOHNSON: I will outlaw schools.
JILL STEIN: Crystals are the only technology we need.
ME: ok hillary i guess
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(@drewtoothpaste) August 13, 2016****
Michael Phelps' fiancée Nicole took pregnancy photos underwater https://t.co/PxmWavoHrj
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Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 12, 2016Well she's holding the son of Poseidon in her... twitter.com/darrenrovell/s…
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DaeBae♌️ (@DaeDaviDavie) August 12, 2016****
Giant meteor vs. Jill Stein https://t.co/jWeLvW1lnK
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Daniel Lin (@DLin71) August 12, 2016Remember when patti labelle brung the muppets to church ?💀 https://t.co/4AJKXIJFN8
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JAY VERSACE (@tharealversace) August 12, 2016
The Obama Diary 