Congrats, Jazziz2 on being #1!
“Dems” are not only “buying votes with free stuff,” but they are busy charming and indoctrinating babies and children! Case in point: when have we ever seen a “blue blood” President of the United States, with his wife, going around giving out treats to children on halloween? These pics you posted by NW are proof positive of the plot by that illegitimate, Kenyan, usurper, obumer, to destroy America. Here is a man who, according to our corporate, respectable, media, is an an aloof, arrogant, elitist. Yet he obviously gets along with children of all ages who, unlike the right wing adults, are not afraid of him and don’t sense that he is such an evil person on a mission to destroy the United States.
Marvelous hopefruit2 – no abbreviations today – you have earned your name & title with that fabulous selection of people on the last thread. I’ve been out all day & will now have to knuckle down and argue foreign policy with Dr Bob (Bibi)
Wait till I get into the WH. It’s gonna be a yuuuge hollow ween. yuuuge tax breaks for my buddies, yuuuuge limos for my yuuuugely beeeeuuuutiful ivanka.
And America is not a game show. You need to make an appointment with Dr. Carson, he seems to be pretty swift with knives. He can fix your brain by way of your navel.
My brother, Koch #1, and I, Koch #2, have had just about enough of your silliness, Mr. Tramp. This is our country, and in our country 99% of the people pay taxes. How else do you think we get the money to pay for our wars? Sharpen up, or we’ll shut down the rest of your casinos. Harrumph! 🙂
When yYUO get to the WH???? Ha, ha, ha! Can’t you see, I’m #1? Besides, my daddy and my brother’s rich friends has promised me, I can be the 45th Pres!
Psssst!!! Chris Cillizza @TheFix ace reporter for WAPO here and I’ve got some more breaking news – I hear that the Obama’s held a Halloween Party on the White House lawn today and didn’t invite FOX News to cover it, so what shall I write about this??? Where’s my buddy loud talking Bern at? He’s always good for a few negative, I mean informative sound bites…
Howard Fineman again. Hey , those Obamas better watch out! Now that the GOP have got their…stuff…together they are probably going to put on an awesome Halloween event, probably with some real children and maybe some Mallo Bars or something.
please remember to ask the Mounties RMCP to search US any rightwinger entering Canada for assault weapons (especially if the rightwinger has an NRA bumper sticker)
Thank you, Justin! I’m Edward Snowden. You can call me Little Eddie. May I call you Daddy? I want to seek asylum in Canada. If you have computer “problems,” I can help. Want to know anything about “the neighbors”? I’m your man.
The Republicans are right. We in the media do suck.
At first it seemed risky when Trump attacked conservative darling and Fox News host Megyn Kelly for asking tough questions during the first debate. But his attacks paid off, earning him several news cycles’ worth of free advertising.
Accordingly, by Wednesday, the candidates had all learned to dodge difficult questions by accusing the moderators of bias. Usually, the charge was that they were too liberal. (Yes, CNBC, the channel that launched the tea party and employs the United States’ most famous supply-sider, is apparently a commie paradise.) Or they accused the media of not asking substantive questions, right in the middle of ducking substantive questions.
In the end, the biggest applause lines were all media insults. They came from Rubio, Ted Cruz and Christie.
Guess whom CNBC then crowned the winners of the debate? Rubio, Cruz and Christie.
Howard Fineman here – I’m late to the party because I jsut can’t tear myself away from my autographed picture of Marco Rubio. What a man! Slick as glass! He really came out of that debate looking good, Of course all the candidates seemed to wake up and realize they had to say stuff. And what stuff it was! They realized they had to come up with REAL plans and they certainly hit the mark! I guess we really do have a function two party system! The democrats are going to have a run for their money. But that Rubio! Great hair and cute ears too!
Howard, Howard, Rubio here. So glad to see a member of the media with such smarts. You know how to pick. I so greatful that you can see my greatness. The Koch money is in the mail.
Oh, yum, Marky. May I call you Marky? I feel we have a sort of psychic connection. Your so smooth, so slick, that hair, those eyes….Hey Trump, I think I need a naughty mat over here!
This was well written, AMK, and a refreshingly honest view of media sycophancy toward Republicans. You can bet that Democrats would be hounded for anything that even gives the suspicion of a lie.
Now see here: Just because my handlers decided to try and undermine The Pope, now I think I am totally forgotten, because why?? People love to just get on with one hot story after another! Well, I just don’t deserve this crap, I am a real person, a real woman, have had lots of husbands, and somehow this WP has the nerve to dump my comment on the last thread, which was a really good and great comment, and I made it myself, nobody put words into my mouth, oh no. And you know what else? I don’t even like Halloween, and it is NOT my favorite holiday, because I am Christian beyond the greatest measure of a Christian, and that’s because Jesus loves me, only me. Not any of the stinking poor, not those homies, who do they think they are anyway, human beings, or what?? You know how I know, because Jesus talks to me, every single day, and he told me what the bible says, and we are besties. Now, maybe I will be back later, and maybe I won’t, so y’all try real hard to get along without my shining presence. Okay? Humphffff. – KimDaDoDo
question: will you give the trick-or-treaters candy or will you refuse because you are the most religious town clerk and this is against your deep beliefs
What a dumb question: why, I will give them all a bible, and I will have signed my name in each one, and they will always remember KimboDavis-O, not like the rest of you people.
I am here and ready to sell more of my many things that my supporters love to pay for to enhance my coffers. Of course, I am dressed in my lavender “Trump” tie (made in China of course)!
Guv Huck
We Emoprogs have always known this – you can’t blink when watching this President;
listening to the radio, I am reminded that once again PBO has sold out his base by agreeing to the compromise budget deal and lifting the debt ceiling;
furthermore, the budget deal will cause total bankruptcy of Medicare (ignore the fact that AARP and liberal senators have endorsed it);
what will he do if we don’t vote but instead we stay home to punish him and send him a message??
when the revolution starts, I have no doubt that the true pure candidate will never give in to these compromises;
As an outrage activist (thanks, hopefruit), I believe that that President Obama crossed the line when he laughed– actually laughed–at the image of the pope on that most sacred holiday of Halloween. Tell President Obama that laughing at the pope is not acceptable. Add you name to this important petition and demand the president treat all papal images with solemnity.
As President I can only promise to do a whole lot better than Obama, and take the pope more seriously. I love these petitions – they are part of the revolution.
And if anyone wants inside info on what that so-called Pope really thinks, well, you just ask moi. Because he bared his soul to me in our private, secret, closed-to-the-preas, and highest security meeting – EVER.
Not to mention his total sell-out to the corrupt candy companies by giving out GMO-full, Gluten-full, Non-organic corporate candy! Outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!1111!
Look at all those pictures of my poor, incompetent cousin failing the American people while the Middle East turns into a terrorist hotbed on his watch!
I – I mean, MY President – kept the American people safe!
Hey globalcitizenlinda – tell those Nigerian prosecutors hello! I’m going to hide out on my private Halliburton island.
Dick! Let’s talk soon about who gets the Halliburton endorsement. My brother and I like that girl, Carrie, Carnie– Fifi? Whatshername, you know the one. Cute little thing, and 100% for the 1%. Dumb, of course, so no back-talk. Like that other girl, Sally, Sandy– good looking, but dumb. We’re putting together a little hunting trip soon, with some of the other big boys, but you’re not invited this time–just send the money! Hahaha! Good one, huh?
Tough choice there, but you’re on the right track. Keep ’em personable but easy to manipulate…like my ex-boss! That worked out really well for me (winksnarl)!
I’m a little hurt by that hunting trip snub, but that’s all right. I’ve got another round of Sunday talk shows to make because the media loves to ask me and my administration what to do about ISIS.
See, they’re just taking this devercity stuff to far; can’t even print a good cartoon these days. What do they want? A picture of Jamal on the front page. And “blackvoices…” Who gave blacks a voice?
You’re a hippie-commie-druggie-disaster! And so was yer old man! Just wait till our oil buddies up north squeeze you till you say ‘PipelineLoveFever!’ 🙂
I don’t know who I am but I’ve got something say. You may have missed my tweet about calling for troops on the ground in February in an INTERVIEW ON CNN! I’ve got lots to say and I won the debate! Yeah me! Maybe Koch 1 wants to help ME! 🤑🤑🤑
I don’t even know me MadameSoph! That’s what I get for not watching debates. The Repubs can sort out their own crazies as far as I’m concerned. 🎃 They all scare me!
CarolMae, Apparently, your costume agrees with you about not watching the debates! 🙂
(sorry for the big size of this meme, couldn’t find a smaller version)
Oh, there’s dear old Gramma Koch, stirring up some of the family favorites! Dashed hopes, dreams-become-nightmares, downward mobility, debtor’s prison, and a sprinkle of child labor to give flavor!
The Obama Diary 
See, Dems buying votes with free stuff…
Neither my daddy, nor my big brother, gve away candy at the White House; and I won’t either!
Hey here’s JEB!, Hi, I’m ace reporter @TheFix here and I want to do an exclusive on your failing campaign – can you give me a scoop???
Sure — tell’em I’m in it to win it!
Really?
Congrats, Jazziz2 on being #1!
“Dems” are not only “buying votes with free stuff,” but they are busy charming and indoctrinating babies and children! Case in point: when have we ever seen a “blue blood” President of the United States, with his wife, going around giving out treats to children on halloween? These pics you posted by NW are proof positive of the plot by that illegitimate, Kenyan, usurper, obumer, to destroy America. Here is a man who, according to our corporate, respectable, media, is an an aloof, arrogant, elitist. Yet he obviously gets along with children of all ages who, unlike the right wing adults, are not afraid of him and don’t sense that he is such an evil person on a mission to destroy the United States.
President Obama has spoiled the American people by being such a perfect President! Congrats Jeb on #1!
See, and just earlier today, THEY were counting me out; and here I am in 1st place. Take that Trump, Carson, Rubio…
Uhm…you.are.delusional.
See, no invitation for you to my inauguration!
Marvelous hopefruit2 – no abbreviations today – you have earned your name & title with that fabulous selection of people on the last thread. I’ve been out all day & will now have to knuckle down and argue foreign policy with Dr Bob (Bibi)
Baby POPE in Baby Popemobile!!! BEST COSTUME EVER!!!!
oh and……. HAAAA!!!! Epic Meltdown of the Century!
Tally!!!!! mwah!
Gorgeous photos Nerdy, thanks a TRAZILLION!
🙂
Wait till I get into the WH. It’s gonna be a yuuuge hollow ween. yuuuge tax breaks for my buddies, yuuuuge limos for my yuuuugely beeeeuuuutiful ivanka.
Hey candidate Trump, Chris, @The Fix here, will you comment for me on how you’re gonna be the VP to that brain surgeon Carson as President?
you still here??? security, security, SECURITY .
Calm down man, I got creditentials and I just need your thoughts on being VP to Pres Carson, spill it!
my dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars and I made yuuuge millions out of it.
Are you deflecting or just slow?
I am gonna make murka great again. Just watch. I am not a poleeteetian.
And America is not a game show. You need to make an appointment with Dr. Carson, he seems to be pretty swift with knives. He can fix your brain by way of your navel.
yuuuge tax breaks for everybody. No body, I mean NO BODY, need pay any more steenking taxes, ok? I will make murka great again.
My brother, Koch #1, and I, Koch #2, have had just about enough of your silliness, Mr. Tramp. This is our country, and in our country 99% of the people pay taxes. How else do you think we get the money to pay for our wars? Sharpen up, or we’ll shut down the rest of your casinos. Harrumph! 🙂
ok, how much?
…not to mention mom’s real estate connections from her connections in the business.
When yYUO get to the WH???? Ha, ha, ha! Can’t you see, I’m #1? Besides, my daddy and my brother’s rich friends has promised me, I can be the 45th Pres!
Psssst!!! Chris Cillizza @TheFix ace reporter for WAPO here and I’ve got some more breaking news – I hear that the Obama’s held a Halloween Party on the White House lawn today and didn’t invite FOX News to cover it, so what shall I write about this??? Where’s my buddy loud talking Bern at? He’s always good for a few negative, I mean informative sound bites…
Howard Fineman again. Hey , those Obamas better watch out! Now that the GOP have got their…stuff…together they are probably going to put on an awesome Halloween event, probably with some real children and maybe some Mallo Bars or something.
OMG!!!
This is EPIC!!!
@TheFix, headlines,,,,, apocalypse now, the GOP have gone completely mad!
Can I be Justin Trudeau please?
Yes, you certainly may. Congrats on your recent big win, Mr. Trudeau 🙂
Thanks for congrats. We will always keep our doors open for our neighbours
please remember to ask the Mounties RMCP to search US any rightwinger entering Canada for assault weapons (especially if the rightwinger has an NRA bumper sticker)
Are they wearing the stickers on their heads?
Thank you, Justin! I’m Edward Snowden. You can call me Little Eddie. May I call you Daddy? I want to seek asylum in Canada. If you have computer “problems,” I can help. Want to know anything about “the neighbors”? I’m your man.
Can you arrange safe passage for me????
You can call me Little Eddie. May I call you Daddy?
LOL. purrfect.
Ha. (Thx.)
Get outta town little Eddie.
Can’t you hide me in Winnipeg or somethin’???
Winnipeg it is then. Temperatures just like Siberia.
Eek!
When can we see you without your shirt, Mr. Trudeau? You’re way better looking than Putin!
canook COMMIE. wait till I build that yuuuge wall.
Good for us. Keep you out!
toooo funny……
How cute!
Oh wow!!!!! prettyfoot58, I love it, love it, love it.
LOVE IT! Please post on FB so I can like & share!
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SHOW US YOUR BURTH CERTIFAKET OBAMA.
Trump, Trump, I am trying to interview you upthread – get with it man! @TheFix
gracious, the lil Pope even has on small red shoes to complete the outfit
and a rosary
So, not Pope Francis 🙂
yes, not Pope Francis but most of his predecessors
gotta admit, I kinda loved the red shoes 🙂
The Republicans are right. We in the media do suck.
At first it seemed risky when Trump attacked conservative darling and Fox News host Megyn Kelly for asking tough questions during the first debate. But his attacks paid off, earning him several news cycles’ worth of free advertising.
Accordingly, by Wednesday, the candidates had all learned to dodge difficult questions by accusing the moderators of bias. Usually, the charge was that they were too liberal. (Yes, CNBC, the channel that launched the tea party and employs the United States’ most famous supply-sider, is apparently a commie paradise.) Or they accused the media of not asking substantive questions, right in the middle of ducking substantive questions.
In the end, the biggest applause lines were all media insults. They came from Rubio, Ted Cruz and Christie.
Guess whom CNBC then crowned the winners of the debate? Rubio, Cruz and Christie.
Well done, gents. We’ve trained you well.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/lessons-learned/2015/10/29/7d23d98e-7e78-11e5-b575-d8dcfedb4ea1_story.html?postshare=5421446168664538
Read it. For once-in-a-blue-moon honesty from the msm.
Howard Fineman here – I’m late to the party because I jsut can’t tear myself away from my autographed picture of Marco Rubio. What a man! Slick as glass! He really came out of that debate looking good, Of course all the candidates seemed to wake up and realize they had to say stuff. And what stuff it was! They realized they had to come up with REAL plans and they certainly hit the mark! I guess we really do have a function two party system! The democrats are going to have a run for their money. But that Rubio! Great hair and cute ears too!
Howard, Howard, Rubio here. So glad to see a member of the media with such smarts. You know how to pick. I so greatful that you can see my greatness. The Koch money is in the mail.
Oh, yum, Marky. May I call you Marky? I feel we have a sort of psychic connection. Your so smooth, so slick, that hair, those eyes….Hey Trump, I think I need a naughty mat over here!
This was well written, AMK, and a refreshingly honest view of media sycophancy toward Republicans. You can bet that Democrats would be hounded for anything that even gives the suspicion of a lie.
per bj’ers, her pieces are good. I am read that piece and appreciated the rare honest introspection. Wonder when wapo will can her.
Now see here: Just because my handlers decided to try and undermine The Pope, now I think I am totally forgotten, because why?? People love to just get on with one hot story after another! Well, I just don’t deserve this crap, I am a real person, a real woman, have had lots of husbands, and somehow this WP has the nerve to dump my comment on the last thread, which was a really good and great comment, and I made it myself, nobody put words into my mouth, oh no. And you know what else? I don’t even like Halloween, and it is NOT my favorite holiday, because I am Christian beyond the greatest measure of a Christian, and that’s because Jesus loves me, only me. Not any of the stinking poor, not those homies, who do they think they are anyway, human beings, or what?? You know how I know, because Jesus talks to me, every single day, and he told me what the bible says, and we are besties. Now, maybe I will be back later, and maybe I won’t, so y’all try real hard to get along without my shining presence. Okay? Humphffff. – KimDaDoDo
question: will you give the trick-or-treaters candy or will you refuse because you are the most religious town clerk and this is against your deep beliefs
What a dumb question: why, I will give them all a bible, and I will have signed my name in each one, and they will always remember KimboDavis-O, not like the rest of you people.
I am here and ready to sell more of my many things that my supporters love to pay for to enhance my coffers. Of course, I am dressed in my lavender “Trump” tie (made in China of course)!
Guv Huck
HF, thank you for your wonderful fun efforts!
We Emoprogs have always known this – you can’t blink when watching this President;
listening to the radio, I am reminded that once again PBO has sold out his base by agreeing to the compromise budget deal and lifting the debt ceiling;
furthermore, the budget deal will cause total bankruptcy of Medicare (ignore the fact that AARP and liberal senators have endorsed it);
what will he do if we don’t vote but instead we stay home to punish him and send him a message??
when the revolution starts, I have no doubt that the true pure candidate will never give in to these compromises;
signed,
Hair-on-fire Emoprog
Bwaahaaaahaaaaa!
Did he save enough for Boehner and McConnell?
they are not idjits, while the other three are true believers. And one of them is second in line. god save murka.
As an outrage activist (thanks, hopefruit), I believe that that President Obama crossed the line when he laughed– actually laughed–at the image of the pope on that most sacred holiday of Halloween. Tell President Obama that laughing at the pope is not acceptable. Add you name to this important petition and demand the president treat all papal images with solemnity.
As President I can only promise to do a whole lot better than Obama, and take the pope more seriously. I love these petitions – they are part of the revolution.
Love,
Brother Bernie.
commie loooseh.
And if anyone wants inside info on what that so-called Pope really thinks, well, you just ask moi. Because he bared his soul to me in our private, secret, closed-to-the-preas, and highest security meeting – EVER.
Well, you can tell O’Bama anything, but that don’t mean he will listen.
Not to mention his total sell-out to the corrupt candy companies by giving out GMO-full, Gluten-full, Non-organic corporate candy! Outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!1111!
fucking LOOSAH.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Fun at a party, wooo, doggies!!
Yeah, we saw it, doofus.
the fucking peevishness. fuck the entire criminal clan.
you first 😦
I will not lower my diggnety to respond to donald dumps attacks!
Okay, I’m going to nominate this tweet for the best of the day.
Do they ALL have sticks up their asses or it it just me? No wonder they hate the world!
I made it into the frame! I made it into the frame! Take that Huc and Krispy, and, and, who are the two down there on the ends????
It’s the details that get you in the end – always! @TheFix
Now, I must leave you wild n crazy people in TOD land so I can put my story to bed. See you tomorrow in the wapo funny pages 😀 😀
you are no fun either, missy. SECURITY. I am gonna make murka yuuuge.
LOVE THIS MAN
I don’t know which one is more adorable – the younger kid or the older “kid” !!!!!
I hear you! It seems like Ben Rhodes just had a baby and now look at her.
PBO will no doubt add another level of greatness to his name someday: that of grandfather.
A tear almost squirted from my eyes on that one!
There’s simply none other like him meta…not close. We’ve been blessed. I will cherish this last 14 months….
PBO is making fathering cool and powerful and that is everything.
looks like clueless rethug voters to me.
Sweet (not the rethug voters!)!!!!
and I am outta here on that magic carpet.
SECURITY!!!! Send that magic carpet to Russia, to pick me up! (Eddie Snowden)
see ya LOSEHS.
Carson ‘just showing his integrity’ — which apparently somebody thinks he has some of.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/armstrong-williams-carson-mannatech-contract
Look at all those pictures of my poor, incompetent cousin failing the American people while the Middle East turns into a terrorist hotbed on his watch!
I – I mean, MY President – kept the American people safe!
Hey globalcitizenlinda – tell those Nigerian prosecutors hello! I’m going to hide out on my private Halliburton island.
Cheers,
Dicky
Dick! Let’s talk soon about who gets the Halliburton endorsement. My brother and I like that girl, Carrie, Carnie– Fifi? Whatshername, you know the one. Cute little thing, and 100% for the 1%. Dumb, of course, so no back-talk. Like that other girl, Sally, Sandy– good looking, but dumb. We’re putting together a little hunting trip soon, with some of the other big boys, but you’re not invited this time–just send the money! Hahaha! Good one, huh?
KochBro!
Tough choice there, but you’re on the right track. Keep ’em personable but easy to manipulate…like my ex-boss! That worked out really well for me (winksnarl)!
I’m a little hurt by that hunting trip snub, but that’s all right. I’ve got another round of Sunday talk shows to make because the media loves to ask me and my administration what to do about ISIS.
Later!
You’re the best, Dickie! And you know us Kochs will always appreciate how you handled the shrubpuppet. Top form! 🙂
Goodnight, TODville. Fading fast!
Happy Halloween!
See, they’re just taking this devercity stuff to far; can’t even print a good cartoon these days. What do they want? A picture of Jamal on the front page. And “blackvoices…” Who gave blacks a voice?
BTW Canya, my brother cares about black people!
Congrats jazz! 🙂
TY NW & Chips for all the fun photos and videos of today’s WH festivities!!!
bibi … oh sure 😀 😀 😀
good night TOD and Happy Halloween Weekend everyone …
#Hope4ALL
Thanks, Beebezzz
🙂
Justin here. I am happy to take over Jan 20th/2017. I’m young and liberal. Much more aligned with PBO mindset.
Plus I’m sorta handsome just like PBO.
You’re a hippie-commie-druggie-disaster! And so was yer old man! Just wait till our oil buddies up north squeeze you till you say ‘PipelineLoveFever!’ 🙂
I don’t know who I am but I’ve got something say. You may have missed my tweet about calling for troops on the ground in February in an INTERVIEW ON CNN! I’ve got lots to say and I won the debate! Yeah me! Maybe Koch 1 wants to help ME! 🤑🤑🤑
OMG: “GOP-loving judge in lower court in a red state”? I’ll need to sleep on this y’all (getting into character).
I’m on Blue State time so I may be a little late to the party tomorrow, but I will work on my costume tonight 🙂
Haven’t had a chance to catch up on the day’s posts. Hope Nerdy and Don and other Texans are safe, dry and comfortable.
I don’t even know me MadameSoph! That’s what I get for not watching debates. The Repubs can sort out their own crazies as far as I’m concerned. 🎃 They all scare me!
CarolMae, Apparently, your costume agrees with you about not watching the debates! 🙂
(sorry for the big size of this meme, couldn’t find a smaller version)
Oh yes! I’m the big man is on campus! And I’m only on my second wife! 😍🤑
🙂
My wife Karen is making the bubbly for the late night crew. . .
Oh, there’s dear old Gramma Koch, stirring up some of the family favorites! Dashed hopes, dreams-become-nightmares, downward mobility, debtor’s prison, and a sprinkle of child labor to give flavor!
So true true, so true! 🎃
you will not bait me , donald dump. I’m ignoring you; see…
Happy Halloween everybody. Thanks for putting this all together, Hopefruit.
It’s terrible that President Obama doesn’t have enough women in his administration, like we do at our magazine board!
Believable! 🙂 That’s exactly what they’re doing!
Goodnight everyone! Gonna get a good night’s sleep for the party tomorrow (with visions of bizarre, rwnj lower court rulings dancing in my head).
Is the Obama Diary now the Addams Family? 🎃
Morning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/10/31/early-bird-chat-582/