[waiting for Uber][Matthew Mcconaughey rolls up in Lincoln]Oh dear God no— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) July 14, 2015
[waiting for Uber][Matthew Mcconaughey rolls up in Lincoln]Oh dear God no
https://twitter.com/NicestHippo/status/620356735375519744
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*making the new intern feel comfortable voice* Tell us a little about yourself, Greg. Tell us a sexy secret.— vineyille (@vineyille) May 27, 2015
*making the new intern feel comfortable voice* Tell us a little about yourself, Greg. Tell us a sexy secret.
https://twitter.com/NicestHippo/status/617771049715785728
Police Sketch Artist: Quit wasting my time. [screws up drawing & tosses it in the bin][later that week]....6ft cock & balls robs a bank.— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) July 16, 2015
Police Sketch Artist: Quit wasting my time. [screws up drawing & tosses it in the bin][later that week]....6ft cock & balls robs a bank.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you haveWOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) July 16, 2015
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you haveWOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit
https://twitter.com/Brampersandon_/status/620996839303569409
BOY SCOUT: need help across?OLD LADY: no thanksBS: *dragging her across the street* IM EARNING THIS BADGE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT GRAMS— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) July 13, 2015
BOY SCOUT: need help across?OLD LADY: no thanksBS: *dragging her across the street* IM EARNING THIS BADGE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT GRAMS
*Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall of his family home*"OH YEAAAH- OH NOOOOOOOOOO"*his wife is in straddling a Capri Sun in their bed*— Good Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) July 8, 2014
*Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall of his family home*"OH YEAAAH- OH NOOOOOOOOOO"*his wife is in straddling a Capri Sun in their bed*
https://twitter.com/NicestHippo/status/614859446146088960
https://twitter.com/NicestHippo/status/613017865604562944
https://twitter.com/ibid78/status/609193304169713664
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