don't worry obama, linda has it all taken care of. http://t.co/Uw8nRjsw7O
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a historical figure (@DiscoFruit) July 11, 2015My University of Phoenix degree came as a pdf that included a ten dollar off coupon to Dominos.
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Jay (@theshamingofjay) August 23, 2015****
Regardless of who's elected president, none know what it's like to put a few gallons of gas in their car's tank with spare change.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 27, 2015Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself http://t.co/GqEI5H6Ot8
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TweetsByJhon™ (@JhonRules) August 28, 2015****
WHAT DO WE WANT?
immigration reform!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
my entire family is here, so now is fine.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 18, 2015Donald Trump is like if Flintstones Vitamins were a person.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 08, 2015****
*Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*
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THE NATEWOLF (@thenatewolf) April 26, 2014Me: hello 911?
Police: again? Really?
Me: I'm sorry
Police: caught in the microwave again?
Me, with my dick stuck in a toaster: close
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cool as h*ck turtle (@dubstep4dads) August 24, 2015****
[dropping kids off at the mall] "You live here now, I won't be back."
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 11, 2015In 1977 a small hairy alien attached itself to Donald Trumps head with the intension of one day ruling the world and that day is almost here
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) July 24, 2015****
BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans.
"Just throw it all in a lake somewhere," says one long-billed scientist
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jackson (@tricycle_champ) April 28, 2015When you find out your favorite cheating website was hacked. http://t.co/jPuRACWcIQ
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) July 20, 2015
