Imagine you really loved someone & then you found out they put ketchup on steak.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 30, 2015*gets down on 1 knee*
"Will you mar... are you putting ketchup on your steak?"
Yes. I always do.
"I want to see other people."
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) July 01, 2015****
[reviewing our credit card bill]
WIFE: now throw your hands in the air!
ME: ok
WIFE: wave em like ya just don't care!
ME: we're still broke
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 26, 2015My new best friend is this 20-month-old girl whose only word is "cookie." Shes not into bullshitting. Either you have cookies or you don't.
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Kiki D. (@FeralCrone) June 30, 2015****
Donald Trump is like if a bumper car was a person.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) July 02, 2015I'm running for president too. Fuck it.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 28, 2015****
My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player. I want us to see other people.
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Ham on Wry (@HeyZeus666) May 29, 2014DATE: how about we move this to the bedroom?
ME: give me one minute
*i kiss all my beanie babies on the head and put them on the ground*
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(@trojansauce) June 10, 2015****
[funeral]
so sorry for your loss
widow: thank you *goes to kiss my cheek*
*whispering* he owed me like £10 y'think i can get that back?
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(@trojansauce) April 07, 2015Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
Mama(under her breath): Probably that bimbo from work again
PB: I swear to fucking god Sharon
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(@Thynebear) May 12, 2015
The Obama Diary 
Ola TOD folks!
⭐
Thanks Nerdy for the Saturday Night laughs!! 🙂 🙂
You’re welcome, HF. 🙂
LOL…https://twitter.com/Ryses_Pyses/status/622557296363614208
ugh..
😀 😀 😀 😀
Did that white guy piss on his self? Sure look like it.
As a second grade teacher I really appreciate the different take on the three bears. :D:D 😀 😀 😀
LOL.
That one cracked me up too.
Thank you Nerdy, I always look forward to the end of the day laugh time. Sometimes it’s DEFINITELY the best part of the day!
That’s so kind.
I’m glad you enjoy them, Maryl1. 🙂
Good morning amk 🙂
GM Bob.
Thanks for the laugh!
You’re welcome.
😀 😀 😀
Nerdy Ms. Daas from ABC wants your permission – does she think you’re a photographer for the First Family? Ha! 🙂
HAhahaaaaa! Go, Nerdy!!
Nerdy joining Chips in being an official WH person 🙂
Keith Ellison’s take
Blk Folks are not going to be ignored in this election…we are not going to quietly into the night…NOPE…not gonna happen
Wait, so he’s choosing to rap Black attendees in deference to Sanders? What a joke.
sometimes i just don’t know what folks are thinking
Heckle away, in my opinion. Plus, nobody puts out pity tweets when President Obama gets heckled. We send out tweets about those incidents congratulating PBO because HE CAN HANDLE HECKLERS.
All you need to know about the US media – and the GOP
Donald Trump said President Obama wasn’t born in this country, where was the outrage then.
Some of my usual randomness…. 🙂
Kids banned from “riding in the front” in my world.
I haven’t gotten to the kids stage yet, but I don’t know what is proper and what is not…I believe some U.S. states ban car seats in the front b/c of airbags 😕
One of the reasons here – but also the unsafest seat in a car. Kids sit in back. Quite handy to stop family arguments between the little ‘uns as well 🙂 They all used to want to sit in front!
what next? eliminate seat belts? #sheeridiocy
I agree….it is kinda like 100’s of people riding on the top of trains…oh wait 😕
you wanna be that kinda idjit? be my guest. but don’t effing ask your kid to pay for your lunacy.
Calm down….It was snark! I think you may need some chai to settle your nerves. That car won’t ever be sold in the U.S. & like I said in most states it is illegal to have a baby seat in front….
The ketchup won me – having married one and raised another – I cannot believe how they can ruin good food with ketchup – grandbabe seems to be getting the same habits (not from me).
🙂
‘OVER THE PAST 100 years, many things about the automobile have advanced. Safety, fuel efficiency, and price—they’ve all improved dramatically. But one thing that hasn’t been revolutionized is the tire. Sure, we have advanced compounds to optimize fuel economy and traction in the snow, but at their core they’re just piles of air, surrounded by a rubber donut. Hankook Tire thinks we can do better. The South Korean manufacturer has been developing a non-pneumatic tire for a while. We first saw the concept in 2013, when it was one integrated unit, combining tire and rim in one. Now, Hankook has completed initial testing on its fifth-generation airless tire, dubbed the iFlex.
The tires do not require any air pressure, instead relying on a new type of eco-friendly material (the company demurs when asked for details). Geometric shapes built into the material provide the bounce and springiness normally provided by air pressure. But, unlike the previous iFlex, this version’s designed to mount onto a traditional rim, making it compatible with current vehicles. Hankook ran the iFlex through a battery of tests to compare it to more conventional rubber, measuring durability, hardness, stability, slalom and speed, at up to 80 mph. The company says the tires matched conventional tires in terms of performance…continued’
You and your randomness!!!! 🙄
I haven’t had a chance to look today….you got a recent tally on the medal count (gold) & total after today at the PanAm games 😎
I was just saying something like that third sentence to a friend, recently. Oh my, I can see into the future!
Ha. How are you tonight, LP?
Not bad at all, JB! How are things in your neck of the woods?
Going very well, thanks, LP!
Bravoo
This
Second opinion?
Well done, Sailor 😀 😀 😀 😀
ohhh myyy goodness :-O
hehehe
Congrats vetivera 🙂
“PB: I swear to fucking god Sharon” 😀 😀 😀 😀 ….. well done, NW!!!!
Earth to Rep Ellison …..
#BlackLivesMatter
#SayHerName
#LetsRollJoe
mcangry, in a cynical and completely immoral move, fired up the racist zombies and now they are braying for his nasty old blood.
sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
Mother Karma is KICKING HIS BUTT …………
Yes, sir. And all McAngry can do is sputter. One rich guy goes after another rich guy, and both of them are buffoons, which is an understatement. I would say “May the better man win,” but neither is a better man.
I don’t like any GOP behavior, mostly, but I’m sitting back and enjoying watching this.
but neither is a better man.
bingo.
How was your son’s visit to the doctor?
Went very well – and thanks for asking! He seems to be doing much better, still getting used to not being able to do as much as he’d like, but in very good spirits. And the good spirits are half the game, as we know!
Excellent. You are right. Good spirits is the main game. Best wishes to him and to you family.
Thanks again, amk! Really appreciate it.
And do make sure he stays not doing “as much as he likes” for a week or two. My biggest gripe with surgeons, they often suggest you start bouncing around on day 3 – when it usually takes until about day 15 🙂
So very pleased to hear all is going well.
Thanks so much. Yes, it’s been two weeks and a few days since his discharge and he’s still getting his “sea legs,” so his body is directing the action!
Off I go to dreamland now. Goodnight!
Pass the popcorn, JO’B.
With extra butter – just this once!
Two striking images that must drives those racist MFs crazy:
Does this really happen?
Just like this…and angels sing:)
Hallelujah chorus, eh?
Pretty much!
Oh yeah
E’ry Day!
#LetsRollJoe
Looks like Pete Souza joined President Obama for dinner last night with Sasha, Malia & friends….?
“Eater sources say that the Obamas and their crew ordered the veal parm, the crab cakes, the porterhouse for two, the spicy rigatoni alla vodka, the meatballs, the lobster ravioli, and a bottle of Fenocchio Barbaresco 2010.” http://ny.eater.com/2015/7/18/8998067/obama-carbone
H/T to TOD de-lurker SarahT 🙂
Pete’s probably consider a member of the family now.
I wasn’t sure if the man pictured was some Italian mafioso that runs #’s out the back…or Pete Souza dressed in a very nice suit & tie
Pretty sure there was Dijon to accompany the porterhouse.. just sayin’
Naw…..No mustard allowed on steak.
I wouldn’t know what kind of condiments/sauces you carnivores like… 🙂
Are you a poor loser?
An English professor wrote the words “woman without her man is a savage” and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is a savage.”
The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is a savage.”
Still trying to figure it all out, eh? Ha! (Hint: It’s not about punctuation.) 🙂
I know.
YUP!!!
🙂
I would love a President Biden. What do the wonderful folks at TOD think his chances are of winning it. I keep thinking of all those remarks making fun of him. Actual way back in 2008 VP Biden was one of my favorites, until I researched and listen to President Obama more and more.
screaming 48 point headline in beeb’s fp.
don’t the fucking wingnutz do that ‘war cry’ every fucking day?
Someone needs to do a side by side of this guy and the SC church terrorist murderer who got feed after he was caught.
built myself a mancave last week. (euphemism for wifey unit. It’s just a guest bedroom.)
window drapes …. blood red or shiny yellow ??? ……
blood red it is.
🙂
bbl … sup prep …………
Just doing my part to ensure that all of you #FeelTheBURNbernie ….
“In March, Mark Stern at Slate bared Sanders’ record on guns that Wayne LaPierre could be proud of. The Great White Hope of True Progressives (TM) voted against the Brady bill, took the Republican line on gun violence victims after Sandy Hook (saying gun control wouldn’t do anything to reduce tragedies), and in 2005, he voted for the law that is now keeping victims of gun violence, including the families of children who are gunned down by criminals, from suing gun makers, even if they are negligent and sell guns to criminals without background checks.
Recently, he went on the Plane Still Missing Network… err, I mean CNN, to proclaim the goodness of 99.9% of gun owners in America. One might be compelled to ask the question as to how Sen. Sanders arrived at this statistic, given that over 60% of sellers on the Internet and gun shows have indicated their willingness to sell guns to someone who cannot pass a background check.
Given all of this, why the populations affected most adversely by gun violence have a pause on the Senator who is so callously pro-gun is indeed puzzling…
Turns out, though, that it gets worse. Bernie Sanders isn’t content to pull out pro-gun statistics from the hat, he is on the record supporting the vigilante and racist border militia group ‘The Minuteman Project’.”
#LetsRollJoe
I am soooo glad this guy decided to run for the prezinent. So many dirty facts about this ‘librul icon’ finally coming out.
As am I, amk!
His excuse for a lot of this is, “Well, in Vermont……”
First of all, he’s running for President of the entire United States, not just his tiny state. And common sense gun reform will protect everyone.
Interesting, if even a rumor of some progressive transgression was circulated about PBO, the emoprogs called him every name in the book. But Bernie gets a pass on gun control? The hypocrisy burns………
Had to do this before departing to prep sup, meta ….
LOVE it, Bobfr!! Enjoy your dinner!!
I don’t think the cast was that excited to perform for President Obama 😀 😀
LOVE IT!!! So Much excitement for the President…sigh
yanno LP….
there are so many …NOT Ready For Prime Time Players…running for office…it will be a sad day for America…when he leaves office…
So some people criticizing POTUS because he was with his daughters in New York, instead of in Chattanooga. Being President someone will always fine something to criticize you about.
Strange to me that after nearly 7 years people can’t see that this man can walk and chew gum better than anyone I have ever seen in public office. He spends his day moving from one scenario to another and at each he appears to give 100%. It is a masterful quality.
Sorry, hf2 – just re-posted that below! Shoulda scrolled up first.
No problem at all – JO’B! The more the merrier 🙂
Performers from the Broadway show that PBO/Sasha/Malia attended this afternoon. They’re singing backstage “We’re gonna do a show for Obama!” 🙂 🙂
http://mashable.com/2015/07/17/pluto-flyover-nasa-new-horizons-video/
Hi, MP! Bye, MP! I’m going to read a bit before heading to the land of Nod.
Sweet dreams, all you all! 🙂
ROTFLMAO! Kitty, you can get a full refund! 🙂
LOL. wtf indeed, kitty.
Hardest working SOS EVAH!
His partner in crime too…
Fabulous! I might actually watch one of the Sunday talk shows again.
And McCain will be running around crying about Trump – no wonder there is a problem with 2016 – no-one can replace PBO and his team.
Another quirky thing not in a cartoon, because I have no talent. I hang with three generations of “my kids,” on occasion. My son’s generation typically never leaves the house only once. They all seem to return within minutes because they’ve forgotten something. His children seem to return twice. The little ones haven’t reached that stage yet, but they will. Ha.
— Unscientific finding from the great grandmother in the family!
The best part is the assertive “It’s just gone”, not “I can’t find it” or “No, it’s not here”. It’s just gone. 😀
Gone, I tells ya!
childruns / smh
That’s a new one – “childruns” ! But I totally agree.
Not sure if this was posted yet, but it’s hysterical (from actor in Broadway play the Obama family saw):
“‘Hamilton’’ arrives on Broadway this month, riding a wave of adulation not seen in American theater in decades. It is a rare thing: not just a theatrical landmark, but a show that jolts our thinking about popular culture and casts new light on some of the most storied events in American history. It is an odd creation: a rigorously factual period drama about the political intrigues of the early Republic, starring a cast of mostly black and Latino actors, with a score steeped in hip-hop. It is also a coronation, confirming the 35-year-old Miranda, the acclaimed composer and star of the Tony- and Grammy-winning 2008 show ‘‘In the Heights,’’ as his generation’s preeminent musical theater auteur. ‘‘Hamilton’’ is the product of an unlikely meeting of two minds, across a gulf of centuries. ‘‘When I encountered Alexander Hamilton I was immediately captivated,’’ Miranda says. ‘‘He’s an inspirational figure to me. And an aspirational one.’’
The genesis of ‘‘Hamilton’’ has already entered theatrical lore. While on vacation in Mexico in 2008, Miranda cracked Ron Chernow’s doorstop biography, ‘‘Alexander Hamilton,’’ which was nominated in 2004 for the National Book Critics Circle award and won the George Washington Book Prize. A few dozen pages in, Miranda’s new project began leaping to life. In Hamilton, he saw a figure he recognized: a word-drunk firebrand with untrammeled ambition, raw talent, an outsize ego and a lust for combat, verbal and otherwise. Miranda saw a rapper.
It is the genius of ‘‘Hamilton’’ to make the link between hip-hop and the world of 18th-century politics seem like the most obvious thing in the world — not a conceit imposed upon the history but the excavation of some essence lurking within it. ‘‘The idea of hip-hop being the music of the Revolution appealed to me immensely,’’ Miranda says. ‘‘It felt right.’’
Miranda’s Hamilton is a ‘‘young, scrappy and hungry’’ upstart, whose bootstrapping rise from the streets of New York resonates with the Horatio Alger trajectories of rappers like Jay Z. Hamilton has a fatalistic streak in the manner of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. (It is not a long leap from Biggie’s ‘‘I’m ready to die!’’ to the words that Miranda puts in Hamilton’s mouth: ‘‘I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.’’) Most of all, Hamilton is a wit, a motormouth, a graphomaniac — a man who staked his fate on his way with words. ‘‘Hamilton produced over 27 volumes of written work,’’ Miranda says. ‘‘I think it’s appropriate that we would need a musical style that transmits more words per minute than any other genre.’’”
good night TOD
http://www.abcactionnews.com/decodedc/mr-president-on-behalf-of-an-ungrateful-nation-thank-you
Great read, thanks. I have taken it to the next thread.
Mooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/07/19/early-bird-chat-552/