Here Comes The Laughter

Imagine you really loved someone & then you found out they put ketchup on steak.

— eEric (@ericsshadow) June 30, 2015

*gets down on 1 knee*

"Will you mar... are you putting ketchup on your steak?"

Yes. I always do.

"I want to see other people."

— eEric (@ericsshadow) July 1, 2015

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[reviewing our credit card bill]
WIFE: now throw your hands in the air!
ME: ok
WIFE: wave em like ya just don't care!
ME: we're still broke

— eEric (@ericsshadow) June 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/615855365717106688

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Donald Trump is like if a bumper car was a person.

— eEric (@ericsshadow) July 2, 2015

I'm running for president too. Fuck it.

— eEric (@ericsshadow) June 28, 2015

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https://twitter.com/HeyZeus666/status/471818258052829184

https://twitter.com/trojansauce/status/608717170936266752

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https://twitter.com/trojansauce/status/585342436219756544

Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
Mama(under her breath): Probably that bimbo from work again
PB: I swear to fucking god Sharon

— Thynebear (@Thynebear) May 12, 2015

Father-Daughter Weekend

President Barack Obama and daughter Sasha, along with two of Sasha’s friends, board Air Force One as they depart Joint Base Andrews in Washington. President Obama and Sasha are traveling to New York City to meet up with Malia Obama for some father-daughter time

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President Barack Obama accompanied by his daughters Sasha and Malia, their friends, and the president’s sister Maya Soetoro-Ng, her husband Konrad Ngwalk, through Central Park

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Happy Mandela Day

The Week Ahead

President Obama and Sasha leave the White House to board Marine One, July 17, 2015

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Monday

The President will host Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari at the White House.

In the afternoon, he will deliver remarks at a reception for the 25th anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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Tuesday

The President will travel to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to address the 116th Veterans of Foreign Wars National Convention.

Following the convention, the President will travel to New York to tape an appearance on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

In the evening, he will attend a Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee event.

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On This Day: First Lady Michelle Obama joins the cast of Disney’s “The Lion King” onstage after their performance at the Kids’ State Dinner in the East Room of the White House, July 18, 2014 (Photo by Lawrence Jackson)

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Wednesday

The President will meet with small business owners to discuss the importance of the reauthorization of the Export-Import Bank.

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On This Day: President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama deliver remarks at the Kids’ State Dinner in the East Room at the White House on July 18, 2014

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Thursday

The President will attend meetings at the White House.

In the evening, he will travel to Nairobi, Kenya.

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On This Day: A Three-Pointer in Kuwait, 2008

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Friday

The President will arrive in Nairobi, Kenya.

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On This Day: Senator Obama and Senator Hagal at The Rock in Kuwait, July 18, 2008

Early Bird Chat