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140 Characters Of Political Humor

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68 Responses to “140 Characters Of Political Humor”


  1. July 12, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    WHERE DID U COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

    😆

    Thank yooooooou Nerdy!!!

  2. 7 Roberta in MN
    July 12, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Good Evening Nerdy. Will go read now.

  3. 9 COS
    July 12, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    Laughing already NW. Thanks.

  4. 11 Roberta in MN
    July 12, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Congrats on first Chips. Welcome back.

  5. 15 GGail
    July 12, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Zero divided by zero is Chrispy’s chance 😄😄😄

    On another note, I’m astounded at the elaborate escape tunnel that Guzman used 😳

  6. 23 jacquelineoboomer
    July 12, 2015 at 9:23 pm

    Dudette! I’m just spotting 18 hours later that Congressman Lewis favorited my “Super Hero” tweet responding to your “Hero” tweet! Cool. 🙂

    • 24 arapaho415
      July 12, 2015 at 9:53 pm

      Woot!

      Congrats, JO’B — glad to here your son is up and about. Such a wrenching week or so for your family, so stunning for everyone, yet you’re always such an upbeat presence here.

      Healing energy and love to ((( JO’B son ))), ((( JO’B ))) and ((( JO’B family ))).

      Here’s my response to Chips today.

      • 25 jacquelineoboomer
        July 12, 2015 at 10:19 pm

        Thanks so much, arapaho! I come here for some nice diversions (and a little healing energy) throughout the day! ❤

  7. 26 amk for obama
    July 12, 2015 at 9:30 pm

    van persie out. falcao out. degea out?

    and over-the-hill schweinsteiger in?

    great job, loser van gaal.

  8. July 12, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    Thanks Nerdy. After a busy week….Cotton Joe? Makes my life look good.

  9. July 12, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    ICYMI, a little flashback from April:

  10. 35 jacquelineoboomer
    July 12, 2015 at 9:36 pm

  11. 44 hopefruit2
    July 12, 2015 at 10:33 pm

  12. July 12, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    All right people. Off to watch stuff, drink water, and generally be lazy. See y’all tomorrow.

  13. 47 jacquelineoboomer
    July 13, 2015 at 12:02 am

  14. 49 globalcitizenlinda
    July 13, 2015 at 1:02 am

    part of this election period will constitute public revelations of what most of us suspected : the real reason a number of dems chose to distance themselves from PBO – Jim Webb is already on a roll in the very first week.

    watch out for who says what and which person endorses which candidate;

    I continue to believe that based on this dixiecrat strategy and the open racism on the gop side, the O-coalition will have additional clarity as racial animosity is stroked for “motivating the working class”

  15. July 13, 2015 at 1:22 am

    good night TOD …. don’t know when I’ll be able to post on Monday given my schedule but I’ll try to provide timely updates.

    #TrustBarack

  16. 53 FoxfireTX
    July 13, 2015 at 1:33 am

    #BREAKING: An Iranian source from #Vienna: Signing of #nuclear comprehensive #deal would be happened on Monday evening. #IranTalks #IranDeal— Nuclear Talks (@NuclearTalks) July 13, 2015

    Good night TOD. Here’s hoping by tomorrow night at this time we will see a signed nuclear agreement.

  17. 54 jacquelineoboomer
    July 13, 2015 at 1:40 am

    So tired I can’t even think, but had to post this great definition and wish y’all nighty night! #StayOptimistic

    OPTIMIST: Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.

  18. 57 SUEDUVALLSMITH
    July 13, 2015 at 2:04 am

    AM UP WITH A YUKKY HEADACHE…HOPE TO BE ABLE TO GO TO SLEEP…LOVED THE INFO ON OUR FIRST LADY’S COUSIN…THE BLACK RABBI…DOUBLY AWESOME…MY RIGHT WING FB WILL BE JUMPIN’ TONITE!…:)..OK…I GUESS IT’S MORNING…………..

  19. 58 SUEDUVALLSMITH
    July 13, 2015 at 2:07 am

    LOTS OF RAIN HERE…EVACUATED SOME HOUSES….I WONDER IF THE CONFEDERATE FLAGS WILL FLOAT????

    • 59 SUEDUVALLSMITH
      July 13, 2015 at 2:09 am

      COTTON EYE JOE PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP AROUND HERE…………AND THEY WANT TO TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK…NO FURTHER COMMENT NEEDED!…:)

  20. 60 SUEDUVALLSMITH
    July 13, 2015 at 2:12 am

    GOING TO TRY TO GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW…AROUND HERE WE DON’T COUNT SHEEP…JUST TOBACCO SPIT LUMPS ON THE SIDEWALK…OOPS…I DON’T HAVE A SIDEWALK…BUT THERE IS A NICE DITCH WHERE THEY LAND THEIR DAILY CHEW DISCARDS…NITE ALL…STAYING POSITIVE HERE…:)

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  23. July 13, 2015 at 4:35 am

    I was trying to write a longer post for a news update but for some reason that´s not working 😦

    • July 13, 2015 at 4:36 am

      A little update, the following is a translation of the latest posts in the news ticker right under the picture, the oldest of this is about half an hour old at this point and it´s 10 am Monday morning here:
      Btw, no guarantee for some of the specific terms there, they might differ from what you read on the news.

      [URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/RealMoonwolf/media/1_zpsh7249k8l.png.html][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/RealMoonwolf/1_zpsh7249k8l.png[/IMG][/URL]
      All night long the negotiations lated, now the Euro countries reached an agreement with Greece in Brussels as EU council president Donald Tusk informs. Thus the path is free for negotiations for a third aid package. All developments in the live blog below.
      9.48 am: Tsirpas: Fought a tought battle
      “We fought a tough battle” Greek minister president Alexis Tsirpas says. “We are faced with hard decisions.” The load would be shared in a socially just way. The land, according to Tsirpas needs reforms to rid itself from the old oligarchy.
      9.44 am: Juncker: Neither winners nor losers
      “Since this is a compromise, there are neither winners nor losers” chairman of the EU commission Jean Claude Juncker says. “I do not think the Greek people has been humiliated tonight and neither do I think that any of the other Europeans lost their dignity here.”
      9.34: Merkel: Debt cut out of question
      The planned privatizing of funds in the range of 50 million Euros are supposed to be used for management of Greece paying back the aids as well, according to Merkel. 12.5 million Euros will go into investments. “A nominal cut of the debt is out of question for us.” However, she says the Euro group is prepared to, if necessary, talk about longer rate times for the debt pay back. For that however, a positive evaluation of the new reform programme will be necessary.

      9.22: Merkel: putting things into action is what matters now.
      “It will now be a question of putting into action what has been agreed on” chancellor Angea Merkel said in Brussels. The agreement, so Merkel, reflects basic principles of solidarity and self responsibility. She said that the basis has been created to ask the German parliament for a vote on the negotiations. “The advantages of an agreement outweigh the disadvantages.”

      9.22: Juncker: No grexit, pleased with the result
      Chairmal of the EU commission Jean Claude Juncker says there will be no leaving the Euro zone for Greece. “Thus we are pleased with the result.”

      ***********************

      As for a less neutral approach on this mornings news there is also the critics, since there are going to be more helps for Greece. Check out this yellow press header:

      [URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/RealMoonwolf/media/2_zpsc1xjs356.png.html][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/RealMoonwolf/2_zpsc1xjs356.png[/IMG][/URL]

      Translation: “After all the promises of there not being another aid package: 86 billion for Greece”

      I have to say I am seeing this with mixed feelings. It´s definitely a relief that an agreement has been reached but now Greece has to step up and act responsibly. Part of the worry I have is actually also for my own money. I mean, not for the money on my bank account but the stuff that has been happening here has had an effect already that affected me directly. I am planning a class trip for England for this September. It was difficult already to find an accommodation that was both good and within the budget but in the run of the whole Greece discussion last winter, the Euro has already taken a plunge which for me has resulted in two things:

      In a matter of weeks the Euro fell so drastically that it went from 1,29 Euro for each British Pound to 1,41. Not a lot of fun when you´re trying to get together the money for a class trip and want to transfer the money as quickly as possible to England before it plunges even more

      The Euro dollar relation also suffered. I went to the US last autumn and paid about 78 Euro cents for every dollar. I went again this spring for my school´s exchange programme and it had fallen so dramatically that it was then 98 Euro cents for each dollar.

      I have to admit this worries me and I surely hope things will now stabilize.

  24. 65 57andfemale
    July 13, 2015 at 6:38 am

    Gee how about Warren and Sanders actually try to pass legislation to expand Social Security instead of laying it on PBO?

    Oh, wait – this Congress would laugh in their faces and they’d have to face reality instead of the ginned up emoprog lovefest.

    I’m sick of these opportunistic jackasses who do nothing but criticize.

  25. 67 susanne
    July 13, 2015 at 6:52 am

    iran president to address nation at 1730 gmt

    http://t.co/46THtN5QdV


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