19 yrs ago today Will Smith saved Earth from an alien invasion. Happy Independence Day! #NeverForget 👽🇺🇸 http://t.co/CThW37Efru
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Maverick Carnegie (@RunMav) July 04, 2015
If you rooted for a Brit against Serena Williams yesterday, you don't get to celebrate Independence Day.
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Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) July 04, 2015
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DEVELOPING NOW: literally nothing http://t.co/C26B3eMG6J
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Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) July 04, 2015
Happy Independence Day http://t.co/lVumFy8Fwq
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Cake by the pound (@LaNegraMimosa) July 04, 2015
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This review just killed me LMFAO http://t.co/RwLnGnFE78
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Arlis (@ArlisDoNotChill) July 04, 2015
Can't blame sharks in these shark attacks. Imagine a bucket of fried chicken came skateboarding through your living room. What do you do?
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Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) July 01, 2015
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Greatest. Fourth. Of. July. Hashtag. Black people? You’re feeling it right now. You’re welcome 😀
#CookOutNewsNetwork You got a little too turnt when that Beyonce song came on and now your uncles looking at u like… http://t.co/R99GTwyCNb
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✨ Edward Leto ✨ (@DarthShada) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork That snooty cousin shows up to the cookout with some Kale http://t.co/ulQNv8TImn
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Mr. NFTG (@Kennymack1971) July 04, 2015
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All. Of. This. You don’t have to grow up in the same neighborhood as another Black person. There are some experiences that are just woven into your Black DNA. It’s beautiful. Black Twitter is MAGIC
What's amazing about #cookoutnewsnetwork: I didn't grow up with any of you, and yet we all have a shared experience. That's culture.
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Mrs. Carter Show. (@elledub_1920) July 04, 2015
#cookoutnewsnetwork Dawn just told Grandma she's vegetarian now. Grandma: "I got some chicken in the freezer. You still eat chicken, right?"
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BGD (@BlackGirlDanger) July 04, 2015
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Aunt Ruth is eating cake
Aunt Cathy: Stop Ruth you got diabeetis.
Aunt Ruth: Mind ya god damn business.
#Cookoutnewsnetwork
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Bougie Black Girl (@BougieBlackGurl) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork If Uncle Bodie's dog get loose we all in trouble cause he dont ever get to interact with people
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Take Down That Flag (@CerromeRussell) July 04, 2015
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#CookoutNewsNetwork Your aunt found the wine coolers. In about 45min she's going to tell some family secrets
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Adam D (@AD_Renaissance) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Go help them pick up the dominos, yo uncle flipped the table over again
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Shady Ellis Ross (@sideyebandit) July 04, 2015
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#CookoutNewsNetwork Your Aunt just asked you what a Twitter is,act like you didnt hear her
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Take Down That Flag (@CerromeRussell) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your cousin reneged in spades and now you're set. There's money on the line. Blood may not be thicker than water anymore
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Adam D (@AD_Renaissance) July 04, 2015
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Your uncle after your cousin ain't bring no food and tries to take 5 plates home. #CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/boUElRiU9P
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Beatrice E. Peterson (@MissBeaE) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork your cousin Ricky who you never see, brought his new girlfriend and her potato salad http://t.co/SIb4ZuvaBx
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(@nealcarter) July 04, 2015
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#cookoutnewsnetwork recently divorced Auntie Spike and Uncle Denzel see each other http://t.co/kz9F6muqlL
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(@nealcarter) July 04, 2015
The face errbody makes when yo preachin uncle is taking too long to pray over the food #CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/Tch08DnDiV
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LoveYourz (@JHillDaKid) July 04, 2015
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Man makes literal "cornbread" for BBQ, is shot 9 times. Details at 11 #CookOutNewsNetwork http://t.co/IOFJ4VUvEB
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W.E.B DemBois (@Phil_Cosby_) July 04, 2015
#cookoutnewsnetwork
Uncle Rodney just strolled past your father like he don't owe him $50 http://t.co/hUJpd8wFno
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Metrosexual Boomin (@ihatehymn) July 04, 2015
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#CookoutNewsNetwork Aunt Diane asks her brother's White wife how she feels about Rachel Dolezal. Everyone hushes to hear the answer.
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Mabs Bunny (@tres_stimulante) July 04, 2015
#cookoutnewsnetwork when you find out all the elders smoke but told you that you'd end up a crackhead if you did http://t.co/OVH2ybHo1L
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champagne mami (@JamilahLemieux) July 04, 2015
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"Go play with the kids"
I'm 21 now....
"Did I ask you that?"
#CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/EmuJGIvyEO
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whitley g.☀️ (@_idgaLOVELY) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork when your uncle's white gf asks what's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes http://t.co/gI546bM08o
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Tatitcus (@LeeTRBL) July 04, 2015
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#CookoutNewsNetwork auntie drank too much now she tryna show the youngins how they did things back in the day http://t.co/jnAoa5gr3r
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Mu$hu (@PrinceEezy_) July 04, 2015
When your uncle telling some story the whole family know is a lie. #CookOutNewsNetwork http://t.co/lDIVp1hdEB
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W.E.B DemBois (@Phil_Cosby_) July 04, 2015
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#CookoutNewsNetwork Your uncle who dropped out of vacation bible school is taking way too long to bless the food. http://t.co/kaKiFsDppO
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Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 04, 2015
#CookoutNewsNetwork When Don Lemon shows up asking for a salad. http://t.co/TfzMpUx3nl
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Haughty Berry (@Thinking_Helps) July 04, 2015
Laughter!
Happy Fourth, Nerdy! Ya doll!
Happy 4th to you too, Ms. J’OB! 😀
YES! I brung it. 😀
And I drink to it! 🙂
Look at Ms. J’OB rhyming with me.
You’re the dopest of the dope, Ms. J’OB.
I have to give you this. 😀
HOLLA! OOOOOOOH
I have no fuckin’ idea what I was watchin’, pardon the expression, but I thought to myself when I was done all 2:19, now I think I really do know the meaning of life.
Waiter! More wine!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..WHAT. IS. OXYGEN?!?! *screams* 😀 😀 😀
LOL! 90% of this show’s episodes leave me with the same feels, j’ob! I just go along with the kids and enjoy their enjoyment! 😀
That’s the way to do it.
I really enjoy the show. It’s super duper freaking fantastic, silly, and yet has some relevant themes.
Ha! I can “put up with” a lot of this type stuff, but, hey. Nerdy got me on this one. 🙂
Yes you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!! Thank you Nerdy!
You’re welcome, Chiparooooney! 🙂
Girl, You need to stop! I am laughing so hard that I have started chocking and my neighbors are wondering WTF is going on. I have a brother who prays too long over the food until my younger sister tells him to keep it moving. #CookoutNewsNetwork: when the food is good, everyone is full then all the lies and secrets come out.
#CookoutNewsNetwork: your mother says to all assembled for the cookout that she expects to see everyone in church the next day (this actually happened today).
🙂
Jacqueline!!!! hiya sweetie. I’m so happy to hear that your son received positive results. Continued prayers for his recovery. {{{Hugs}}}
Thanks so much! And Happy 4th to you {{{Hugs}}} !
Woooooooot! Awesome to hear, j’ob! What a day to celebrate!!!
Congrats Jacqueline!!!! I am so happy for you and your son!!!
NW – YES!!!!! I knew you would feature the funniest Twitter # EVER …. #CookoutNewsNetwork!!!! TY!!!!
Bob! Thanks. It’s a party everywhere tonight!!!!!!!!!!
As it should be friend!!!!!
Fiesta …. Forever ….. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfection, Jacqueline.
bbl as I have to begin preparing the fiesta in the cucina 🙂
Good – go get fired up for the fiesta!
And – no offense to A Capital Fourth and Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks and all the local celebrations and traditional patriotic music, but ^^THIS^^ video is MY AMERICA!
🙂
You forgot the biggest joke, Nerdy: LAKERS TRADING FOR ROY FUCKING HIBBERT! This is gonna take me a while.
I don’t really care about the Lakers so…… *Kanye Shrug* 🙂
As noted in the previous thread LL, the Laker’s could not more perfectly emulate the evolutionarily unsustainable dude who was devoured by an alligator after shouting ‘F*&k you alligators’ and then quickly provided him a lame, white-ass snack.
Two words: Jim Buss. This is all his fault.
Last one I promise 😀 😀 😀
What can one say but: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You are being a good sport about it…don’t worry *if* the Lakers suck next year there is a load of talent that will be available….NM your 1rd pick goes to Philly next year!!!!
I long ago learned not to take sports too seriously. That way madness lies.
Jeanie Buss did say two days ago that Jim agreed to step down if the FA period didn’t go well this season…that would equate to the best offseason move the Lakers have made in 3+ years….Kupchack should be next in my opinion. In all honesty Russell, Randle, Kobe, Hibbert and whatever 3 they put in is not that terrible of a lineup.
Jerry West is hard to follow. Mitch did well at first, but I think having an owner like Jim Buss just kneecaps you.
Dr. Buss is going to come back and haunt the Staples Center 😀 😀
Bob – That was by far the FUNNIEST line you’ll write tonight. [Oh but give him time some white-ass snack in the crowd said.]
And I actually know the reference (unlike what Nerdy’s posting tonight – no offense Nerdy – Ha!).
My final memory of the great Roy Hibbert from last year….LMAO
NW, I rushed over here cuz I knew you would be bringing my cousin Pookie and them 😀 😀 😀
“That’s not an argument, someone just ran a Boston” (oh so true!) 😀 😀 😀
“I rushed over here cuz I knew you would be bringing my cousin Pookie and them”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. You be knowing, GGail. You be knowing. 😀 😀 😀
Love you more my sister – and you know this 🙂 😉
Or cousins Ray Ray and Bubba.
LOL.
and BayBay’s kid’s (we don’t die, we multiply)! 😀 😀 😀
Best advice they will EVAH get ….
And people are starting to blow shit up around my hood. Fortunately, Stewie is unfazed by it.
(Fuck you, WordPress, unfazed is too a word.)
They have been blowing shit up in my hood for 3 hours or more. It is almost 11:00 pm EST and they are going strong. The worst thing about this is it is grown ass men, not kids, making all of this noise.
Happy 4th, Nerdy. Thanks for the perfect ending to the day. Laughter heals all kinds of aches and pains and you brought it on tonight. Love it.
You’re welcome, Jackie.
Happy 4th to you too! 🙂
Damn, busy posting on the last thread while everyone was over here having a laugh.
My faves:
Dawn just told Grandma she’s vegetarian now. Grandma: “I got some chicken in the freezer. You still eat chicken, right?”
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Your uncle who dropped out of vacation bible school is taking way too long to bless the food.
Happy 4th everyone!
What makes it even more hilarious is that it’s so true. Some people were even tweeting, “OMG, this is happening right now at the family get together.” Black Twitter is so awesome!
Happy 4th, MadameSoph! 🙂
Thanks for the laughs Nerdy! Happy 4th to you too!
Some of these things happened today at my family gathering as well.
It’s been fun peeps and NW, this is the best ending to a wonderful day, but I must say goodnight – got a busy fun filled day again tomorrow.
Later,
GGail
Bringing these next two over from their lonely spot at the end of the last thread 🙂 :
Happy 4th TOD!
I just finished watching the President’s Eulogy of Rev. Pinckney. I have been working non-stop since I returned from Italy and I wanted to watch it when wasn’t in a rush. I am so glad I waited. I was so very moved and so, so, very proud to be an American under this amazing, once-in-a-lifetime President. I was calling out in response and clapping, happy to have my neighbors hear me, and so many times smiling to myself and saying “He said it!!!” in response to hearing him speak more than one truth.
Now I’m going to make some cacio e pepe (spaghetti with cheese and pepper…mmmm 🙂 ) and watch the David Attenborough interview, thanks to TOD! (No fireworks this year, I want to be home with the kitties when the noise starts; they were so traumatized by the shitty cat sitter and are just now getting back to normal).
Anyway, thank you so much for everything Chips, Nerdy, LL, AMK, Dudette, Mighty Pamela, jojothecat and everyone else here at TOD! This past week of Presidential amazingness has been that much more enjoyable because of you all! >^..^<
By the way, maybe someone already posted this, but last night I watched this interesting and fun interview with Bree Newsome on the Nightly Show. She’s so cool and so pretty in addition to being a superhero! The way she says she wasn’t scared when she was climbing the pole is amazing to me. She was soooo brave! When you consider how people have been shot for just walking down the street, this was no small act of bravery; it was a huge one:
😆 😆
This is so cool!
AWESOMENESS! 😀
Charming gent.
Golf clap
Any lurkers who may not like the language in this, sorry. (Kinda reminds me of The Obama Translator standing behind President Obama when he recently addressed the heckler. Ha.)
But this is my FAVORITE cookout story from Eddie Murphy, from way back, how his father claims the house, and I can’t believe I found it. Damn this wine brings clarity.
“My shoe!” I cried:)
This thing must be decades old and I still think of some of the one-liners!
He’s so funny….Wonder what he’s doing now….??? Hardly ever hear about him anymore
Don’t really know – he brought a lot of laughs, for sure.
Lawd Have Mercy, Uncle Gus!!! Mine was Uncle Ole, God rest his soul.
Ha. Brings back memories, eh?
Goodnight to you, Dakota, and TOD. Sweet dreams when you get there, all y’all.
A classic! 🙂
❤ {{{{{ TOD }}}}} ❤
Just determined I can still see without my darned glasses!! Landing in the back seat every time! LOL!
OK, my Uber is here… heading down to Broad Ripple. Have a great 4th and enjoy your weekend TOD!
🙂 Wonderful photo…
Lordy.
Oh God. Can’t stop laughing.
Aunt Ruth is eating cake
Aunt Cathy: Stop Ruth you got diabeetis.
Aunt Ruth: Mind ya god damn business.
#Cookoutnewsnetwork
Happy 4th, all!
This picture makes me think of next year, when Malia turns 18, and it’ll be the last one under President Obama’s presidency. We all have to promise to meet here, with champagne/sparkling wine in hand, for that one!
Oh yes. i would love to be here
Ok, kids tables.
Latinos do not have kids’ tables. We all eat mixed up. So imagine my surprise when I moved out to L.A. and my brother’s white in-laws sat me at a kids’ table. I was NOT happy. That shit wasn’t cutting it with me.
The adults want to be able to have grown-up talk without the kids listening. Also, the kids are free to make a mess when they are sitting together at their own table. Usually an older cousin (a young teen) will get stuck refereeing the little brats. However, most kids learn early that if they are quiet, they can sneak closer to the adult table (some even sit under it) to hear the grown-up talk.
Honestly, I had lots of cousins…we cracked ourselves up at the kids table…we definitely had way more fun at the kid’s table than the adults table….good times:)
You’re not doing it right then.
Thanks, Bruno:)
Coming to this thread late. Had to say thanks, Desertflower… this (and the Kool and the Gang song that inspired it) have always been faves.
so niceeeeeeeeee…..YEAH…Summertime
Closing out the day with some music: http://theobamadiary.com/2015/07/04/night-owl-music-chat-hey-baby-its-the-4th-of-july/