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https://twitter.com/Kyle_Lippert/status/594605706126426112
https://twitter.com/Karate_Horse/status/513389006172995584
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[7:00 AM in bed]
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) May 20, 2015
*closes eyes for a bit*
*Opens eyes*
8:15am
Oh hell
[1:00pm @ work]
*closes eyes for a bit*
*Opens eyes*
12:55pm
WTF
me: what time is it?
— Slam Squat-Thrust (@Gre_Gone) April 13, 2015
tour guide: 4:20
me: how can you tell?
tour guide: See how high the sun is?
[sun is eating spaghettiOs with a spatula]
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I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Master of Puppets (@BuckyIsotope) July 21, 2014
“Go ahead”
Is there a 😭?
“There are 14”
I’d like to solve. ‘OMG LOL I CAN’T EVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’
“You got it”
Batman: ...
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) March 22, 2015
Superman: ...
Hamburglar: let's rob a McDonald's
Batman: who the fuck are you
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*loses touch with reality*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 18, 2014
*awkwardly runs into reality at the grocery store*
R: "So... how are things?"
ME: "I'm growing tigers in my car."
*sees baby*
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) May 23, 2015
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
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https://twitter.com/Kyle_Lippert/status/594605706126426112
https://twitter.com/Karate_Horse/status/513389006172995584
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★★☆☆☆ Bad service. I had to climb a fence to get in then the waiters tackled me. Didn't get my burrito. pic.twitter.com/L0LKg9DTsf
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Master of Puppets (@BuckyIsotope) February 26, 2015
President Barack Obama speaks at a press conference with Vice President Joe Biden in the Rose Garden. President Obama announced that Cuba and the United States would re-establish diplomatic ties, including an exchange of ambassadors and embassies
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Hello from Nashville! I'll be answering your questions on health care and the Affordable Care Act at 3:30pm ET. Tweet yours using #AskPOTUS.
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
Alright, let's do this. Ready to answer your health care questions. Keep 'em coming with #AskPOTUS. pic.twitter.com/wK8RDF2H0i
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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we need to encourage states to take advantage of medicaid expansion; could insure 4 mil more people in 22 states! https://t.co/S9RlkVB1An
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
not true - like last year, insurers request premium hikes, but must be approved; expect final increases to be less https://t.co/WfJI2AOLkP
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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congratulations! hope you guys are getting sleep. nothing beats babies! https://t.co/ymGM0HARad
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
now's time to encourage states that held off for political reasons to do the right thing; contact state officials! https://t.co/QqUY3S9MoC
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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EX-IM bank helps US companies export; that means good paying american jobs. optimistic that congress gets it done. https://t.co/UeBhgiL64B
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
have principles and issues you are passionate about, and act; worry more about doing something than being something. https://t.co/QqbgflhXDY
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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there's a hardship exemption; fine only applies to folks who can afford insurance but choose not to. https://t.co/XWFEKbZCaT
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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was listening to outkast/liberation and the black keys/lonely boy this morning. https://t.co/1DP6CRdwlm
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
“@POTUS: was listening to outkast/liberation and the black keys/lonely boy this morning.” Can we use Air Force One for our upcoming gigs?
— The Black Keys (@theblackkeys) July 1, 2015
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pushing to make 2 yrs comm college free; permit refinancing on student loans; push colleges to keep tuition low https://t.co/dTbTNDQSII
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
people lack info/turned off by political noise. w court case done, let's focus on getting people signed up. https://t.co/vFCDgMXSE9
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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butler's a great player on o and d; let's sign him up long term. go bulls! https://t.co/IqbyUmcbmJ
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
Gotta go, but this was fun. Let's keep the health care conversation going - share how the #ACAWorks for you or your family.
— President Obama (@POTUS44) July 1, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ithinkmark/status/616338514326736896
https://twitter.com/elisabethjoffe/status/616342883617107968
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President Barack Obama receives applause from Kelly Bryant as she introduces him to speak about the Affordable Care Act during a visit to Taylor Stratton Elementary School in Nashville, Tennessee. Bryant is a breast cancer survivor who wrote Obama a letter to tell of her positive experience with the Affordable Care Act
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President Barack Obama speaks about the Affordable Care Act. The president said he wants to refocus on improving health care quality, expanding access and rooting out waste now that the Supreme Court has upheld a key element of his health care law
President Barack Obama walks with Kelly Bryant after arriving at her home to take her to the event where he was to speak about the Affordable Care Act during a visit to Taylor Stratton Elementary School
A woman photographs an autograph left by President Barack Obama on a wall at Taylor Stratton Elementary School
Home Sweet Home
2:30 EDT: President Obama Participates in a Discussion on the Affordable Care Act
Madison, Tennessee
"I believe that American engagement..is the best way to advance our interests and support human rights"—@POTUS #Cuba pic.twitter.com/98qP0mQ7Sx
— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) July 1, 2015
11:0 EDT: President Obama Delivers a Statement on Cuba
On This Day: President Barack Obama holds the baby daughter of former staff members Darienne Page Rakestraw and London Rakestraw in the Ground Floor Corridor of the White House, July 1, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)
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11:0 EDT: The President makes a statement on Cuba, Rose Garden
11:45 EDT: Departs White House
12:35 CT: Arrives Nashville, Tennessee
1:30 CT: Participates in a discussion about the Affordable Care Act; Taylor Stratton Elementary School, Madison, Tennessee
3:35 CT: Departs Nashville
6:15 EDT: Arrives White House
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On This Day: President Obama, followed by first lady Michelle Obama, does a dance upon his arrival ceremony with Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete, July 1, 2013, at Julius Nyerere International Airport in Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania
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MoooOOOooorning!
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