A Good Day Like Today Calls For Laughter

If you’ve ever seen one episode or half an episode or a few seconds of Dora The Explorer, you’re laughing your butt off right now. You’re welcome

DORA: "What was YOUR favorite part?!" ME: DORA: ME: DORA: "I like that part too."

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ceeks (@70Ceeks) May 03, 2015

ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter

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very nice kyle (@hippieswordfish) June 08, 2015

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"Come back to the table we were having such a nice time" "No, Tim doesn't think I can do the splits and he's about to look like a real ass"

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THE NATEWOLF (@thenatewolf) June 11, 2015

MUSICIAN: HOW YALL FEELING TONIGHT? CROWD: YEAAAA CROWD: WAHHHH CROWD: YAHOOO me: pretty good CROWD: AHHHHHH CROWD: GAAHAAH CROWD: HAUUJJJH

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shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 30, 2015

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therapist: you separated a week ago and won't go back until he learns to do laundry wife: yes me in what I wore for halloween: come home

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brent (@murrman5) June 10, 2015

[sees gf's 9yo son playing basketball in driveway as I pull up] hey big guy *grabs ball and travels before missing jump shot* your mom home?

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brent (@murrman5) June 11, 2015

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The love that some twitterers have for Vice President Biden is awesome

Straight outta DC Crazy motherfucker named B-dude From a band called VP’s with attitude http://t.co/2SEeyy78Mt

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Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 19, 2015

“Ladies and gentlemen of the press, thank you for joining me here today. The kids call this ‘ghost riding the whip’.” http://t.co/SyEjpPHthB

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Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 19, 2015

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[waiting for date to get ready] "im almost done" no rush I'll just play with the cat "I don't have a cat" [opening a cat carrier] oh I know

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brent (@murrman5) June 08, 2015

[roommate watching me get ready] dont take that with you "why not" why would you "it'll be fine" [hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]

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brent (@murrman5) June 06, 2015

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[waiting with friend for his test results] "I'm nervous" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*

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brent (@murrman5) June 05, 2015

Not too sure about this new campaign logo, but they probably know best. http://t.co/wkduUDYbyx

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Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 16, 2015

Chat Away

It’s been a beautiful day 🙂

Team Obama Biden: Partners

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President Barack Obama flanked by Vice President Joe Biden, gives a statement on the Supreme Court health care decision in the Rose Garden at the White House. The Supreme Court upheld the ObamaCare subsidies for customers in states that do not operate their own exchanges in a 6-3 ruling

President Barack Obama tells Vice President Joe Biden a joke

Today Is A Good Day For America

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden celebrate the Supreme Court’s ObamaCare ruling

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Today's decision is a victory for every hardworking American. Access to quality, affordable health care is a right, not a privilege.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

More than 16 million Americans have gained health coverage after 5 years of the Affordable Care Act.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

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129 million Americans with pre-existing conditions can no longer be denied health coverage.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

Women can no longer be charged more for health coverage just for being women.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

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More than 137 million Americans have guaranteed access to preventive care like cancer screenings and birth control at no out-of-pocket cost.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

The uninsured rate is the lowest it's ever been. Let's keep at it until every American has quality, affordable health insurance.

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President Obama (@POTUS) June 25, 2015

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16 million: That's how many Americans have gained health coverage after five years of the Affordable Care Act. http://t.co/vvd79vgSZ7

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Vice President Biden (@VP) June 25, 2015

Saving lives. Expanding access. Providing peace of mind. Health care in America is a right, not a privilege. And the #ACA is here to stay.

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Vice President Biden (@VP) June 25, 2015

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It's a good day for America. go.wh.gov/ACADecision #ACAWorks http://t.co/aEzPDhng94

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 25, 2015

"This was a good day for America." —@POTUS on the Supreme Court upholding a critical part of the Affordable Care Act snpy.tv/1TP1eKs

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 25, 2015

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"In America, health care is not a privilege for the few but a right for all." —President Obama

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Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 25, 2015

"This was a good day for America. Let's get back to work." —President Obama #ACAWorks

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Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 25, 2015

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SCOTUS holds individuals who get their health insurance through exchange established by federal gov will be eligible for tax subsidies.

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  (@SCOTUSblog) June 25, 2015

Administration wins health care

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  (@SCOTUSblog) June 25, 2015

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Accurate

The West Wing right now... #SCOTUS http://t.co/rEaVPof1rd

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ClotureClub.com (@ClotureClub) June 25, 2015

Obamacare Supreme Court win celebrated at the White House (Photo by @Stcrow) nyti.ms/1BDTqVI http://t.co/s8po3brwvn

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NYT Politics (@nytpolitics) June 25, 2015

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“Jiggery Pokery” – Well damn, Scalia. Someone sure is feeling that ObamaCare burn 😀

Obama to Scalia right now. http://t.co/6RyCWZN4Gz

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Elizabeth Plank (@feministabulous) June 25, 2015

In the Rose Garden @POTUS and @VP share a joke at the top of #ACA #KingvBurwell remarks http://t.co/rzF12qiHAd

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Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) June 25, 2015

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LOL. Stay mad, conservatives

After John Roberts... All we need is another Bush choosing SCOTUS Justices.

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John Nolte (@NolteNC) June 25, 2015

Today, Chief Justice John Roberts singlehandedly became the savior of #Obamacare bit.ly/1RzCeCW http://t.co/ebpvCtm5zN

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Mic (@micnews) June 25, 2015

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Come at me bro #StillCovered #ACA #SCOTUS #NotoriousRBG http://t.co/5T81q6DXaF

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Marci (@Marshamallow136) June 25, 2015

PHOTOS: #Obamacare in action. reut.rs/1LrC017 http://t.co/f7YNswow1B

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Reuters Top News (@Reuters) June 25, 2015

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But…but…I thought the GOP said President Obama is a socialist

Health sector stocks rise on Obamacare ruling usat.ly/1J7RR2k

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USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 25, 2015

Me right now: http://t.co/SIuY6gyXen

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Minna Hong (@asiangrrlMN) June 25, 2015

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Smile on, Vice President Joe Biden. We love you!

#Obamacare decision aside, what a joy to see @VP smiling again in the Rose Garden.

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Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) June 25, 2015

Look at those smiles in the Rose Garden ....... 🙂 #Obamacare http://t.co/LVaduL3LDd

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) June 25, 2015

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“The Affordable Care Act is here to stay.” http://t.co/bzQewmknQB

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Eric Reif (@esreif) June 25, 2015

Obamacare forever! Thank you @POTUS. http://t.co/bpz1uBRiMY

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BWD (@theonlyadult) June 25, 2015

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Supreme Court upholds key portion of #Obamacare in a 6-3 decision. Where's that gif? Ah, here: http://t.co/qo4sFBoxWv

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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) June 25, 2015

I can breathe, see, sleep, focus, work, & am building a career/life because of the #ACA. twitter.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

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Katie Klabusich (@Katie_Speak) June 25, 2015

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President Obama: Despite Congress' multiple attempts to repeal the Affordable Care Act, it is "here to stay." nbcnews.to/1FD5wcV

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  (@msnbc) June 25, 2015

READ the full Supreme Court decision backing ObamaCare subsidies: hill.cm/Eiv781H http://t.co/zalUgLdz6c

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The Hill (@thehill) June 25, 2015

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The only thing that would have made the #SCOTUS decision better would have been if @POTUS came out popping bottles:-) 6-3 MITCHES!!!!

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DanielleMoodie-Mills (@DeeTwoCents) June 25, 2015

DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST The #Teaparty Has Been CANCELLED #TCOT http://t.co/CZs6Aunch2

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In two simple paragraphs, John Roberts explains why he just helped save Obamacare again. slate.me/1GAlg0Y http://t.co/4bai2FAuTo

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Moneybox (@SlateMoneybox) June 25, 2015

Obamacare supporters cover their signs with "still covered" stickers outside the Supreme Court politi.co/1Jlut4x http://t.co/hViuFfnHSm

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POLITICO (@politico) June 25, 2015

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RT if knowing insurance companies can't discriminate against you gives you peace of mind. #ACAHereToStay http://t.co/jJBvBS4zud

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The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) June 25, 2015

I'm just going to leave this right here. http://t.co/o6YneVZdE7

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Caleb Gardner (@calebgardner) June 25, 2015

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Scalia is so butthurt 😂 😂 😂

The seven best lines from Justice Scalia's Obamacare dissent ti.me/1SNkO8h http://t.co/cIcNW08OOK

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Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) June 25, 2015

Dear Confederate states of America, Obamacare is constitutional X 2 now, so get off your hateful asses and expand Medicaid.

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Propane Jane (@docrocktex26) June 25, 2015

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"Words no longer have meaning," wrote Scalia, using words, which no longer have meaning.

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Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) June 25, 2015

I KNEW I'D SEEN JIGGERY-POKERY IN A HARRY POTTER BOOK #CoS http://t.co/cMdYFEsEqG

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Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) June 25, 2015

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HA! Cowards

How many GOP candidates are breathing sigh of relief #Obamacare now off the table -don't have to debate program more popular than thought

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Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) June 25, 2015

The Supreme Court ruled Obamacare is legal. All Confederate flags will be flown at half-mast.

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Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) June 25, 2015

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Glad to hear that the rule of law still applies in the United States of America.

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Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) June 25, 2015

YES WE CANNNNNNNN!! http://t.co/QWtrU3tcSO

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meta (@metaquest) June 25, 2015

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MORE: The justices say in a 6-3 ruling health care subsidies that 8.7M receive do not depend on where they live: apne.ws/1e5p03T

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The Associated Press (@AP) June 25, 2015

MORE: The outcome is the 2nd major win for Obama in politically tests of his health care overhaul: apne.ws/1fFfvJW

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The Associated Press (@AP) June 25, 2015

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BREAKING: Supreme Court gives Obama second big health care win in ruling upholding nationwide subsidies.

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The Associated Press (@AP) June 25, 2015

Meanwhile.... In the West Wing... http://t.co/gMa3huX3mQ

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Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) June 25, 2015

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President Barack Obama with Chief of Staff Denis McDonough

@petesouza: Hugs in the Oval after today’s Supreme Court ruling on ACA

Weepin’

The West Wing right now... #SCOTUS http://t.co/rEaVPof1rd

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ClotureClub.com (@ClotureClub) June 25, 2015

President’s Statement on SCOTUS ruling

11:30 EDT: President Obama makes a statement on the Supreme Court ruling upholding #ObamaCare subsidies

Yes!

Supreme Court upholds nationwide health care law subsidies: to.pbs.org/1LF3Lkx We will live stream from the steps of the court soon...

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PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) June 25, 2015

Early Bird Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama dances while walking out of the Oval Office with his daughter Sasha, 8, to join a luau for members of Congress and their families on the South Lawn of the White House June 25, 2009

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MoooOOOooorning!

(The President has no public events scheduled today)