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A Tweet Or Two

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Sending him all the good in the world

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This is what 2M (and growing) followers looks like. Wow!

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The hypocrisy of the GOP

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Malcolm X was and continues to be 100% right about the media

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The ridiculousness of Republicans on full blast

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*Sigh*

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All hail Notorious RBG!

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Here’s hoping love not bigotry wins in Ireland

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LOL

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89 Responses to “A Tweet Or Two”


  1. 10 MightyPamela
    May 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    Moi

    • 11 Judith Fardig
      May 19, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      MP – just got back from your town! Was cat-sitting for my Seattle sister’s three kitties.

      • 12 MightyPamela
        May 19, 2015 at 8:17 pm

        _^..^_ _^..^_ _^..^_ We should meet up sometime, I am in North Seattle. I remember you were so kind to offer your help when I had to move!

        • 13 Judith Fardig
          May 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm

          That would be fantastic! My sister lives in Edmonds (really more like Lynnwood), and our daughter lives right by Mt. Baker link station, so we’re up and down the whole city when we visit. Maybe Chip[s or Nerdy Wonka can give you my email address. 🙂

  2. May 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    A spectaaaaaaaaaaacular round-up Nerdy, you’re a whole bunch of fabulousness – thank you!!

  3. 19 Judith Fardig
    May 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    Hi Dee! Amazed at how fast @POTUS has taken over Twitter!

  4. May 19, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    Please send highest healing to Beau:

  5. 34 MightyPamela
    May 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Have to pop downstairs, recycling, empty compost and check mail, then water flowers.. so many tasks, so much time! Oh, have a new neighbor moving in upstairs – fabulous array of antique furniture, so this may be a far superior resident than that last person who was up there (electric recliner, remember, ugh. Somehow I survived, but it took a toll.)

  6. May 19, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    This is really big news…..especially for the ACA & Gov. Beshear’s KYnect:

    Jack Conway may have lost to aqua buddha Rand Paul in 2010…but he is now going to be the next Gov. of Kentucky

  7. May 19, 2015 at 8:38 pm

  8. May 19, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    🙂

  9. May 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    Great round-up as usual, NW! ….Chips did you see this 🙂

    …you would never find an Auburn football player doing this 😆 😆

  10. 49 hopefruit2
    May 19, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    I don’t watch Flash but I sure see what they did there! LMAO… 🙂

  11. May 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm

  12. May 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    OK, game time!

  13. May 19, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Here he comes. I’m not sure what to expect, but whatever……

  14. May 19, 2015 at 9:03 pm

  15. 65 Judith Fardig
    May 19, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    Nerdy, it would be wonderful if @POTUS would hire you to live-tweet all his major events. No one does it better.

  16. May 19, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    These RWNJs are insane.

  17. 73 Nerdy Wonka
    May 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm

  18. May 19, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Hay @POTUS, this is how you GimemeFive, FLOTUS style…

  19. 81 amk for obama
    May 19, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    2 mil in 2 days? meh, anyone cudda dun it. I cudda dun it in 1 day.

  20. 83 jacquelineoboomer
    May 19, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    Oh, cute, Twitter. Now when you return there after a being-gone spell, the lead above the new tweets is “While you were away … ”

    When Twitter starts using, “Would you like a glass of wine tonight?” – well, I may be giving up TOD. Just sayin’.

  21. 86 jacquelineoboomer
    May 19, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    Ha.

  22. 88 yardarm756
    May 19, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    End the day with a smile, besides this is too big to tweet!

    SQUARE TESTICLES

    An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning

    with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and
    insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,
    she had a lot of money.

    After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
    right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

    The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
    She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’.

    The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save
    so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

    The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’

    The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
    testicles are square.’

    The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
    impossible to win a bet like that.
    The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
    said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’

    ‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $25,000 that my
    testicles are not square.’

    ‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money
    involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock
    tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’ ‘No problem’, said the
    president of the Bank confidently.

    That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent
    a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning
    them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he
    was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
    reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

    The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at
    the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000
    bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.

    The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the
    day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so
    that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

    The president was happy to oblige.

    The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked
    the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the
    president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
    sure.’

    The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
    noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He
    asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh,
    it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the
    morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal
    Bank of Ireland..’

    The origin of this Irish story is unknown but it brings luck to
    everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely
    be unlucky.


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