ME: Did you know women only earn 77% of what men earn?
— eEric (@ericsshadow) April 21, 2015
WIFE: Is that what you do now. Repeat back things I told you yesterday?
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 8, 2014
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[my son finds a condom in the street]
— eEric (@ericsshadow) April 24, 2015
dad, I found a balloon
that's not a balloon, it's a condom
what's a condom?
never mind, it's a balloon
Rick Santorum said he wouldn't attend a gay wedding. Their merciless mocking of his lame sweater vest would be too unbearable.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) April 17, 2015
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[At Last Supper]
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) February 9, 2015
*Jesus raises bread*
This is my body
*raises wine*
& my blood
*pulls out 8 of Clubs*
& this is your card
*Apostles go nuts*
Scientific guy: The Big Bang was 13.7 billion yrs ago
— eEric (@ericsshadow) April 23, 2015
Religious guy: The Big Bang was 6,000 yrs ago
Hipster guy: That show is amaze-balls!
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https://twitter.com/KalvinMacleod/status/588376450740391937
"Siri"
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) March 18, 2014
"Siri?"
"Siri!"
Siri: You should ask your WHORE
"I Googled ONCE!"
Siri: ...
"Where's the damn Burger King?"
Siri: In your mom
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FACT:
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) September 18, 2014
If you wear your robe and slippers to the liquor store and cut in line in front of everyone, nobody says shit
[on a first date]
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) September 5, 2014
Me: So do you like puppies?
Her: Oh I love them
Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies
Waiter: Excellent choice, sir
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https://twitter.com/KalvinMacleod/status/591235951160119296
Looking at you, Jesus. pic.twitter.com/yDubAPu8Zw
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) November 30, 2014
The Obama Diary 
Chips, have I told you lately that I love y…your inclusion of the maturely handsome PBO on the TOD masthead? It feels *great* to be greeted by his huge ‘I-see-you’ smile each single time I enter the village anew. You are a smart deer…oops, dear. THANKS! 😀 😀 😀
Thanks for a new post Ms NerdyW! Hope you are enjoying a good, and restful, weekend> 🙂 🙂
😆 My pleasure, VC – although I still have to get around to perfecting it!!
That’s alright, I’ve gotten used to it ‘as is’, and it really does make me smile warmly each time our eyes meet. 😀
🙂 But you do know he’s looking at me, right?
We-elll, this is one reason why *I* love PBO. I figure folks like Desertf, Hopef, Dudette, Gail,…? …and you, would get delusional, so him choosing to wear his shades for this pic was a mah-vel-lous idea. We all know *who* he’s really looking at. *flutter-flutter* *wink-wink*
Dream on, he’s looking me right in the eyes!1!1!
/smirking happily / #iknowhatiknow
and MP
You gals are all so delusional; from my exalted position of truth, I pity you. *However*, I am happy that you all are happy thinking what you’re thinking. 😀 😀 😀
Thank yooooooou Nerdyaroo!
🙂
Beautiful image. Sasha has become a stunning young woman.
Sasha is stylish just like her Mom.
I’ve come back to this picture over 6 times already – a stunning pic of dad and his youngest! She looks so, so, so ‘foine’! 🙂
As have I, ‘oh quiet one.’
Ms Sasha Obama is going to be a major force for HOPE & CHANGE. Of that I have ZERO doubt.
#FORWARD Together
Why don’t these ‘warriors’ enlist in the military so that they can fight real enemies over there so that they don’t have to fight them over here?
Oh, that’s right. They’re just fat fucks.
“Oh, that’s right. They’re just fat fucks.” YUP.
Good morning amk 🙂
Yup.
But the racism is all those Obamas fault. I mean come on how come the black guy couldn’t bring this country together? How come he couldn’t reach over to people that is fill with racism and who hate him. People who believe that the black folks is beneath white people. These people are the face of the Republican Party base.
Good evening, TOD! Link is to 60 Minutes Overtime piece related to tonight’s broadcast segment on the African American History Museum.
Thanks for sharing, Alycee (though I could have done without the very persistent and repetitive ad about viagra and ED – :D). Yes I know the ad had nothing to do with you but they even played it mid way through the segment!
You’re welcome. Ahhhhhh, “Ad Block” is my friend! Didn’t see nar a one…
Lib-L recommended that to me not so long ago, but after my past experiences trying to add stuff to my laptop, I now stay far away from such ‘evils’. I never add anything without it totally upsetting my system or costing me money, so now I don’t even try.
ad-block is not evul. and no, it won’t cost you money.
I am positive I answered you but have no idea where that answer went! Maybe it’s time I went to bed.
In a nutshell, I basically said I’ve been burnt too many times trying to download ‘free’ stuff, so I’ll listen to their stupid ads when I don’t get the option to skip them.
as I said …..
ICYMI:
hey made such fun of her saying that the biggest threat we had was from idiots like this…and not people with strange names…Hell, even the RWNJ’s in my own family thought she was nuts for saying that…funny how quiet they are now!
YUP!
Hope you’ve had good sessions with you students and a pleasant weekend, df.
bbl ….
Good read.
http://www.alternet.org/fraternity-failure-paul-krugman-how-neocon-ideology-rewards-always-being-wrong
Yes, and looks like “for punishment,” they closed the shopping center. Unreal.
Looks like the restaurants and bars are closed, too. Wow, Waco, you can’t shop or eat or drink now. Hold onto those gun laws, though.
messi = barca la liga
Night all…been a day:)
Nighty-night and sweet dreams, Df!
you know that there will be a run on guns in Waco as soon as the shops open – they have to keep buying more guns.
thanks, NRA
This is what we’re fighting against, folks.
The most horrible of people – they take away contraceptive rights – yet demand they do not reproduce. They refuse to feed people yet demand they do not die. It is times like this that I hope such people have to face a higher being – and that they may dwell in the hell of their own making.
The sad part is that these people take jobs as public servants, but they don’t actually see the public as actual people, or see them as deserving of service.
I have been reading about resistant starch and fermentation for the entire evening, and I do believe I know a wee bit more about both – now I’m going to head to bed. G’Night, folks!
G’Night, sugar! Sleep well.
good night TOD
Thank you dear Nerdy – some laughs when they are most needed
🙂
Good morning!
Thank you Alycee for posting this.
Good morning TOD,
Have a great day everyone!
Waco, Texas is a result of NRA.
They will once again find a way to justify this senseless behavior as normal.
The evil in that one place is about to overtake them. They built that!
Good Morning Everyone…….
Just look at who represents Waco in congress
GOP Congressman Blames Baltimore Uprising On The Gay Community
Texas Rep. Bill Flores made a bizarre link between same-sex marriage rights and the current turmoil in Baltimore, Maryland, arguing that “breakdown of the family” has contributed to income d
I suppose we can expect him to blame gay bikers.
LOL, Linda, I think you meant “gay Natzi bikers” 😉
Moooooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/05/18/early-bird-chat-532/
Likely Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said that Christian business owners should not have to provide services for gay weddings if it goes against their religious beliefs.
“Yes, absolutely, if it’s based on a religious belief,” he said when asked by the Christian Broadcasting Network in an interview Saturday if businesses should be able to decline services to same-sex weddings.
The former Florida governor justified his position by claiming that not providing a service does not count as discrimination if business owners feel that it violates their religious rights.
hmmmmm….
Can Christian Doctors refuse treatment to gay patients, JEB ?
Can Christian Teachers refuse to teach gay students, JEB ?
Can Christian Grocers refuse to sell to gay customers, JEB ?
Can Christian Pharmacists refuse medicine to gays, JEB ?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/17/jeb-bush-gay-weddings_n_7301728.html?utm_hp_ref=politics#comments