https://twitter.com/Jay_FrickinLynn/status/522499195547045891
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https://twitter.com/Sickayduh/status/520409375144697858
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https://twitter.com/Cpin42/status/588507588783804416
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https://twitter.com/Jay_FrickinLynn/status/522499195547045891
[dog walks by wearing boxing gloves]
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) April 23, 2015
me: haha i get it. hes a "boxer."
dog: im a golden retriever. this is just a hobby you fucking idiot
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"How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) January 13, 2015
384 my liege
"Ok, round them up"
400 my liege
I have a wife & 2 daughters, all I want is 1 morning where someone isn't walking around the house on the verge of tears looking for a shoe.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 27, 2014
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https://twitter.com/Sickayduh/status/520409375144697858
Just as I was about to step on the bathroom scale this morning, I heard it softly whisper “Please don’t do this."
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 8, 2014
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BATMAN: Penguin ur the worst
— joe (@sad_tree) April 20, 2015
PENGUIN: Aha I am evil..
B: I mean look ur hideous
P: ok take it easy
B: You trashy piece of shit
P: Jesus dude
https://twitter.com/Cpin42/status/588507588783804416
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"We're 2 wild and crazy guys," he said to himself, fleeing the mental health institute.
— @batkaren@mastodon.online (@batkaren) April 23, 2015
If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 8, 2014
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https://twitter.com/McKnightyBoo/status/589020235061145601
[daughter's boyfriend over for dinner who I think is a vampire]
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) April 23, 2015
So Brian *I hold up a mirror* where do you see yourself in 5 years?
GGail tried to lock me out last night:
Pretty inspiring stuff here:
This is kinda funny….pundits eating their own 🙂
Love that picture of FLOTUS with her Mom. Happy Mother’s Day.
hackperin, the dick. only in murka.
Is halperin still on MSNBC?
LOL! 🙂
Deja Vu ……Wizards win on a last second shot by Paul Pierce after relinquishing a 19pt. lead:
Greetings to the gold medalist, LP, and major props to Nerdy Wonka for making us laugh again!
Hi Judith – left a comment for you in the previous thread. Totally delighted for you!!!
Thanks, Bobfr! Will go back and read it. 🙂
TY, Judith! Congrats on your awesome day meeting President Obama!!!!
🙂
I predict before too much longer, potential losers running for president will be trying to convince the world how the presidency of the US is really very overrated, and well, ANYONE could do what “Obama” has done. They won’t expect that people are listening now, and are seeing the astonishing accomplishments of a fantastically qualified TWO TERM President, loved by millions, if not billions, around the world! ‘Nuff said! ❤
“”Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?”” 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Damn, NW, that one is perfection!!
Congrats LP 🙂
Yay! 🙂
Chips: Here are some Boots to check out:
http://www.eddiebauer.com/product/Chooka-reg–Mid-Height-Rain-Boots/92005568/_/A-ebSku_0205568373005219__92005568_catalog10002_en__US?showProducts=111&previousPage=type&pSrch=women%27s%20boots
http://www.llbean.com/llb/search/?freeText=womens+waterproof+walking+boots&init=1&sort_field=Relevance
BFF, you are a treasure, thank you soooooooo much for those links, checking them out right now!!
Well played, indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wimmin, huh?
🙂
I’d like to think that the librarian joke was for my benefit.
Ok folks, lunch seems to have thrown me for a loop. Missus and I feel like trucks hit us. And we have to rest up for our day trip tomorrow. So see everyone Monday.
“Liberian” LL not “Librarian” 🙂
Do hope you and your wife will recover quickly and not have your day trip disrupted!!!
🙂
DOMA, DADT, Repeal of Glass-Steagall ….. NAFTA …. yes, there’s a pattern folk ….
About the only Bill Clinton FAIL President Obama won’t be able to repair is retroactively removing BillC’s DNA from a particular dress …. Just say’n ….
Coffee all over my keyboard when I got to the last line Bob! Good one!
The GOP savior
This is all I picture when seeing him 😀
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
You summed it up perfectly, Nerdy. Anyone who really heard our FLOTUS had a glimpse into the honest, beautiful, incandescent soul that is Michelle Obama. Her ability to speak the truth and inspire people to be better than they think possible is a rare and priceless gift that most of us don’t see in the ordinary course of our lives. Like her husband, a First Lady like Michelle Obama is a rarity in American history. She is one of a kind and we are blessed beyond measure to know her, to see her and to hear her in our lifetimes.
Could not agree with you more, JackieG.
I anticipate we will see a BUNCH more of First Lady Obama in the decades ahead – she is everything that defines LEADER.
I too agree with you jackiegrumbacher, and you too Bobfr. That’s the reason why the haters hate them so much because they know how special our POTUS and FLOTUS truly are.
They will soar to even greater heights after they leave the WH.
Her address today had me in tears. She is a remarkable woman, and it is wonderful how she has grown in her role as First Lady.
I had to restore my computer to the out of the box settings the other day….for those TODers that like photography and use Chrome as a browser…these are some beautiful flickr extensions
400 my liege….shoes….liberian….mirrors….I can’t stop laughing! I think God must be pretty startled at a whole lot of stuff we do down here.
🙂
Warren and Sanders supporters are making me crazy.
My antidote, Mary – give them ZERO bandwidth.
Thank you for the bit of twitter dialogue.
Also, “I think God must be pretty startled at a whole lot of stuff we do down here.” 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Thanks, Bobfr, and I agree with your diagnosis. But it’s hard because I want to defend PBO and the teacher in me keeps thinking I need to share the facts. And twitter was fun-I hadn’t been on in a long time and it was a good convo. Now I actually have to go get work done before I fall asleep!
As you know, teaching doesn’t happen when the student refuses to listen.
Besides, these folk aren’t students, they are ideologues. Ideologues are a waste of your oxygen, Mary.
Hope you have a restful evening!
Hahaha, Bob, you’re right. I’m used to dealing with 8 year olds. Silly me! Thanks for adding perspective.
🙂
let them knock themselves out – it is the final vote tally that counts and we know how much POTUS can focus on vote counts when circumstances demand it.
My $0.02
Time we stopped freaking out over loony left’s temper tantrum of the day.
PBO’s agenda will pass at the end of the day.
He has got no more fucks to give. So should we.
Could not agree with you more, amk – as my tweets and comments evidence 😀
Correct.
#RidinWithBiden
Yes We Can
An Early HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to ALL TOD MOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bbl …. sup (as amk would say) ……
Decide ‘Renaissance’ was much more inspiring …. 🙂
now … to the cucina 🙂
Yes, Renaissance! Good call.
TY Jacqueline … good night 🙂
Ha – so true to life!
Great laughs, nerdy! Rounded up, that is. 🙂
🙂
https://mobile.twitter.com/globalcitizenln/status/597230507705905153?p=v
https://mobile.twitter.com/globalcitizenln/status/597230507705905153?p=v#
Last years sign but still valid.

Totally valid, even if it’s just delivered “any day in May!” Ha.
Don’t spill the wine! 🙂
Never! 🙂
effing mod monster….
Microsoft to stop producing Windows versions.
Windows 10 is going to be the last major revision of the operating system.
Jerry Nixon, a Microsoft development executive, said in a conference speech this week that Windows 10 would be the “last version” of the dominant desktop software.
His comments were echoed by Microsoft which said it would update Windows in future in an “ongoing manner”.
Instead of new stand-alone versions, Windows 10 would be improved in regular instalments, the firm said.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32658340
can’t help but compare Speaker Pelosi’s approach to TPP to that of Sen Warren.
I suspect that Speaker Pelosi is opposed to TPP. However, she probably trusts PBO enough to express her concerns in private – even as she takes stock of where the other members of her caucus stand and will ultimately vote.
I think we see a case of how political maturity differentiates its self from naivety that is stroked by the media and some policy purists/absolutists
I hope that she can come up with reasonable suggestions and not be like Bibi and Iran
> Bert at
> 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
> boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them
> home.
> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
> “Notice anything different about me?”
>
> Margaret
> at age 75, looked him over and replied, “Nope.”
>
> Frustrated
> as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
> undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked
> except
> for the new boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little
> louder this time, “Notice anything different
> NOW???”
>
> Margaret looked
> up and said in her best deadpan response, “Bert,
> what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it
> was hanging down
> yesterday, and
> it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
>
> Furious, Bert
> yells out, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN,
> MARGARET?”
>
> “Nope.
> Not a clue,” she replied.
>
> “IT’S
> HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!!!”
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Without
> missing a beat, old Margaret replies, “Shoulda bought a
> hat, Bert.”
>
there are some prayers that we pray for some psych pants on the supreme court;
NW – I’ll add to your drama … I mean laughter:
Endless plans up his sleeve! It is going to be many years before the full impact of his presidency is determined.
As much as I don’t want to rush it, I also can’t wait for all that!
about time
Excellent!
Good night and an early Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of TOD! Here’s one for ya:
One of my wife’s colleagues and friends ….
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/my-first-sketches-as-a-u-s-citizen/
🙂
good night TOD ……
Morning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/05/10/early-bird-chat-530/