My son asked what being a grown-up
is like, so I gave him $48 to buy the
$49 Xbox game he's been begging for
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) May 23, 2014And then Jesus performed an unbelievable miracle..
"No way.." I said skeptically..
He then faintly whispered:
"Yahweh."
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Chris Scarlette (@ChrisScarlette) February 07, 2015****
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ann love supreme (@omically) February 08, 2015
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Matt (@matt___nelson) February 08, 2015
****
*throws tiny rocks at your bedroom window until you open it*
*harsh whisper* DOES YOUR CAT LIKE THE VEST I MADE HIM
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lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) February 04, 2015[grabs Walmart intercom]
IF DIGIORNOS ISNT DELIVERY THEN HOW IS IT DELIVERED TO THE STORE??
*fighting noises*
DELIVER US THE TRUTH
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Trent (@trentistweeting) February 06, 2015****
[on a rollercoaster with my cat]
Me: Are you having fun, buddy?
Cat: *has already fallen out of the seat*
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Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 21, 2015Actual footage: http://t.co/QYXY15VpeG
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Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 01, 2015****
She wears her heart on her sleeve, her pancreas on her shoes, her lungs on her skirt, her liver o...
She's disemboweled, is what I'm saying.
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(@KattsDogma) January 29, 2015"Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?"
-DMX discovering sweaters
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Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) January 25, 2015****
[At McDonalds]
"ugh pickles. I hate pickles"
[Family of pickles on next table]
"Just ignore them kids"
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Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 08, 2015"That'll be $19.94."
*pulls out $50 bill*
"Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?"
*pulls out $25 bill*
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Blind Chow (@BlindChow) February 01, 2015****
-The name's Bond. James Bond.
-I've written Bond now.
-Oh. Can you change it or is it too late?
-When your coffee's ready they'll call Bond
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Keri (@kerihw) July 04, 2014Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little nookie.
Jack saw poon
And came too soon
And Jill left muttering 'rookie.'
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Batkaren (@batkaren) January 27, 2015
The Obama Diary 
Whoa!
Hmmm … got the place to myself. Think I’ll redecorate. SNOW! I’ll add some snow.
BOOMER! You’re so funny:) Chuckling about quite a few of these tonight:)
Well, now you’re makin’ me chuckle, honey bunch! (Granddaughter’s watching The Walking Dead in the background; just trying to keep my sanity. Ha!)
Wouldja like to see some snow? You know how “everybody” loves Chips’ snow! #ILoveObamaAndFakeSnow
You’re not alone, JO’B – I’ve just been so truly and thoroughly enjoying the #ILoveObama hashtag that I forget to pop back in here.
I was R/T-ing a whole bunch of them, too.
It’s such fun to have a truly positive hashtag, I’m in hashtag heaven – a place I never knew existed! 😀
Chips Chica – thanks so much for bringing this to my attention! I ❤ u2 {{{CC}}}
DF, did you have your home visit?
She actually was running behind and when we spoke, she said that I could take pics of living room area and backyard and send them to her…It’s a go for my Tucson trip tomorrow to pick up my new little one:) OMG…I’m so excited!
Way to go! Now are you picking up an actual little one, or a little one like DannyO?
18 month old Great Dane. 100 pounds. Not so little:)
100 pounds! O dear, not the cute little pup I was imagining. Best wishes that you’ll ‘click’ though!
FANTASTIC, df!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please post pictures as soon as you can. So happy for you!!!
Thank you, Bobfr:) If I can figure out HOW to post pics…..
Do what I did – email them to Ms Chips 🙂
What will you name the not-so-little one?
Not sure yet:)
df, I totally understand you, and am so happy for you! Life is just not complete without a dog…..IMHO. Ours have all been rescues of some sort…..one we found in an orange grove……I know you will love her, and your life will seem complete again.
I like what Roger Karas said at a Westminster dog show: “They’re not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.”
That’s wonderful news, DF, that you’re getting the Great Dane pup. Best of luck to all of you.
Congratulations, df!
Congratulations, Jacqueline!!
Oh, NW ….. ‘and Jill left muttering ‘rookie’ …. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
🙂
🙂
Yay for Jacqueline!
Thanks, darlin’!
On now –Jane Curtin slams FOX news!!
These are priceless, Nerdy. Where on earth did that Palin/Rev Al match take place. It’s unreal.
The SNL 40th anniversary celebration red carpet.
Rev. Al, dam YUKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank yooooooooooooooooooy Nerdy!!
You’re weeeeeeeeeeeeelcome, Chips!
Ewww!
“The clumsy move by Israel’s ambassador in Washington and the U.S. speaker of the House, who was also motivated by narrow political interests, has perhaps done the worst damage ever to Israel’s “special relationship” with the United States. This isn’t another passing incident with a whiff of that charming Israeli chutzpah, it’s a deep crisis that will take a decade to remedy. It has already irreversibly damaged the effort to halt Iran’s nuclear ambitions.
The harsh American reaction reflects growing anger toward a country that is dependent on the United States for its security and prosperity yet continues to spit in America’s face. This time it has really crossed the line.”
Bob, my hope is that enough Israelis recognize what’s been put at risk to deliver a resounding defeat to Netanyahu in March. If he walks away from this a winner in his election, we can expect more of the same for as long as he and Boehner are around. Like Putin, Netanyahu’s puts his own ego above every other good.
Agree, JackieG. My hope is that he gets trounced – for the sake of whatever slim hope remains of a sustainable Jewish State still able to emerge from all that he has done to convert Israel into an apartheid state.
Did she just hang around outside attaching herself to any male? You can just imagine the inner “ew” each of them was thinking. Once again, Nerdy, a first class, blue ribbon, absolutely fabulous job and two in a row! If you ever decide to write a book on how to have limitless energy 24 hours a day, I will buy the first copy and I guarantee it will be a best seller.
‘Did she just hang around outside attaching herself to any male?’
/covering my face to stop my guffaw/ O lordie, JackieG, we seem to have been thinking along similar lines! It’s all I could do to restrain myself from making a rude comment when NerdyW asked for a caption, so I stepped over quickly only to run into yours. 😀 We are bad in this village.
She is such a joke, VC, that just having her in a photo makes it funny. Can’t believe that in September 2008, we actually took this lunatic seriously for two and a half minutes.
One could almost feel sorry for her…. if she weren’t so greedy and didn’t clearly have such thick skin.
Never, ever – she seriously thinks she has a brain & should live in the white house – no-one but no-one should feel sorry for her. Feel sorry for Gabby Giffords and those who died. When someone mentions Palin, the first person I think about is Gabby.
Not ‘sorry for’ in any real sense, TS. She is so crass, and pushy, and ignorant….and embarrassing. You have a point about the others who were harmed/killed though.
Indeed.
P-E-R-F-E-C-T…INDEED!!!!!
Yahweh is my fave.
The First Lady might be heading to Japan in March. It will be her first trip to Japan and the daughters might be traveling with her.
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama to make 1st visit to Japan in March
WASHINGTON, Feb. 15, Kyodo
Michelle Obama, wife of U.S. President Barack Obama, plans to make her first visit to Japan as first lady in mid-March, mostly for private purposes, sources familiar with bilateral relations said Sunday.
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The U.S. president visited Japan in April last year as a state guest but Michelle Obama did not accompany him due to school programs for their daughters Malia and Sasha. The daughters may travel to Japan with their mother this time, the sources said.
http://english.kyodonews.jp/news/2015/02/336620.html
I hope the daughters will be able to travel with their Mother. A good trip for them. Thanks vcprezofan2.
They might since March is normally ‘March Break’ time and the article does say the visit is ‘mostly for private purposes’. I can’t see FLOTUS planning a trip away without the girls when they would also be getting time off around the same time. You go Obama ladies!
Night all 🙂 I love Obama for all these reasons and that he is a man of his word and a true man of the people. Never been more proud of a President. EVER.
Egg sack lee
I am so loving this #ILoveObama hashtag. 🙂
I love Obama….for so many reasons…..all those mentioned above, and more. He is a man of total integrity and honesty. He works day and night for our good. He loves his family to distraction. (Whenever I see him with his girls, I am reminded of my dad with his girls. He just grabs at my heart.)
Can’t thank you enough for sharing that – how wonderful! And what a way “to go”!
So Touching.
I read once that they date at one.
Everlasting Love he has for her.
hi, waving from qatar.
Hi! Waving back from home. How much longer before you get there?
have a few meetings today here. will be home tomorrow at 2 am giving nightmares to WU.
You sure are dragging out this return!
WU is probably enjoying the extended peace and quiet, so wouldn’t be surprising if your return does cause nightmares.
well, wysiwyg.
Since #idsa, I’m going to bed. Enjoy the last leg of your journey once you climb aboard.
gn.
gn2u2 / gm2u whichever is applicable
#gtb
🙂
There are move reasons to say #IloveObama than could ever be explained in tweets. He has been attacked from within far more than he has ever been questioned from without. The wold echoes the sentiment.
As for she who should remain nameless – I am sad that her picture would appear at TOD – she needs to be ignored.
whoa, ireesh are about to win against west indies??????????????????????????????????????????????????
also. too. target is 305 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#matchfixing
aaand the ireesh win scoring 307/6 in under 47 overs. I don’t believe it.
Must be party night for you & Ms Chips – I don’t much believe it either.
I’m feeling old – remembering the tied test between Australia/West indies 1960 & the Munich Crash of Man U team 1958
#justthisonce
Could be interesting if we get to India vs Ireland
And did you read about the minor riot in Sydney west RSL club during India:Pakistan game
Are you sure? How is this possible? I have grave doubts – Did you send TS down the hall to verify the final results?
O, and Good Morning!
I probably should go to bed now.
Can anyone spot Chips? Maybe she’s over by the porta-potties.
Unheard of Victory – Chips be celebrating with amk 🙂
I really should head off to bed.
I’m going now. G’night/morning! 😀
I’m still talking to you – back there somewhere 🙂 – sleep well
good night TOD
Before departing … appears Ukrainians are not ready to roll over for Putin ….
now, good night ….
a bit of my state politics.
Our corrupt (and autocratic) chief minister was convicted of corruption by our courts and was disqualified both as cm and a member of state legislature coupla months back. She had won her seat in 2011 by about 42,000 votes.
Due to her disqualification, a by-poll was held for her constituency last friday. Today the voters were counted.
So, what do our voters do? Turn about massively (82%), vote for her sockpuppet/minion/handmaiden/whatev massively (by nearly 70%), more than doubling her previous winning margin with over 90,000 votes. /smh.
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/tamil-nadu/live-srirangam-byelection-results/article6900670.ece
also. too. modi’s bjp lost pathetically, barely eeking out 2% of votes. 🙂
Americans vote for the GOP, we voted for Abbott’s lot – the world over seems people vote weird.
Must be something in the global water.
We meet again. Evening/Night, TS!
You’re following my rule – late to bed early to rise 🙂 In my working times if I was late to work I used to leave early to make up for it.
My body is allergic to sleep, I think. This was the 4th time I woke since going to bed so I decided I might as well give up, get up, and come annoy you guys. 😀
Mooooooooooooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/02/16/early-bird-rise-and-shine-17/