Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio
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Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 19, 2015*about to rob a bank*
"Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun"
i dont need one
"why not"
i already have two
*kisses biceps*
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. (@phaggots) June 29, 2014****
a fun thing is introducing your spouse as "my 1st husband" even if you're still married to him, because it's not a lie. it isn't a lie sean
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tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 28, 2015[dentist interrupts funeral]
"He is dead because he didn't floss"
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. (@phaggots) January 30, 2015****
[bank robbery]
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
*no one moves*
IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME?
"hey buddy, you didn't say simon says"
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. (@phaggots) January 13, 2015Sometimes I take Dairy Queen coupons to Burger King, and when they refuse them, I scream “That’s your fucking wife!!!”
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Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) January 09, 2013****
with extra mice
"rice or mice"
mice
"we don- are u a snake"
yes
"we cant deliver to a snake"
d'you know how long it took to dial this number
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k e e t (@KeetPotato) January 29, 2015*tucking daughter into bed*
Aww, she's already asleep.
*gently places stuffed horse's head next to her*
I know you peeked at your presents.
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Spork Club (@Howiesbookclub) December 18, 2014****
"OMG LITTLE TIMMY JUST FELL DOWN A MINE SHAFT, GO GET HELP!"
Lassie: It's my day off. http://t.co/KGYwCxWL5M
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GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) January 30, 2015me: i just quit cold turkey
turkey: *outside in the snow banging on window* please baby i can change
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Blind Chow (@BlindChow) January 23, 2015****
Pinata: Wrong hole. WRONG HOLE! http://t.co/2I86zc1C9Q
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Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 29, 2015My grandpa went to get his passport photos done but pressed the wrong button 😂 http://t.co/thq8rpSCka
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Anna Heslop (@AnnaHeslop) January 22, 2015
The Obama Diary 
I like to laugh
Congrats GG! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
Well, look it’s NCLB! Thanks 🙂
you are in my spot….
I know!
How did that happen? 😀
Congrats Gail 🙂
NW –> “d’you know how long it took to dial this number” 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 TY!
Thanks Bob 🙂
That joke is so funny because we visualize a snake dialing a phone, although, with these new touch phones it is a lot easier than if he was trying to dial an old rotary dial phone 😀 😀
🙂
Okay, well where is it? Did I miss it?
Good Evening TODVille!
Hope everyone had a joyous and peaceful weekend.
Thanks NW for the laugh! I needed it.
Happy to help, NCLB.
NW, some of these are really funny – beginning with the first one, Thanks 😀
Congrats Allison – we tied 🙂
You’re welcome, GGail. 🙂
d’you know how long it took to dial this number
lmao.
I found it to be funny too amk
g’morning?
good dawn?
friggin’ time zones.
Tell me ’bout it. It’s a guessing game for me. I never can tell 🙂
caught the disease from unohoo.
and there’s no vaccination either 😀 😀
egg.sack.lee
gramps one? whooosh.
He is looking like, “girl, please.” I feel the same way about Taylor Swift.
Hahahaha!
oh gawd me too… call me old, but I find her just too attention seeking. Annoying child.
Yep, couldn’t agree more.
Find her so annoying. Her songs are personal, but not in a good way, IMHO. Always loved Joni Mitchell’s songs, which are extremely personal, but they’re very evocative, descriptive — you feel like you’ve either been there (but couldn’t those feelings as good as Joni does), or that you learn something from them.
With Taylor Swift, it’s “how can I get revenge for someone dumping me, the diva of all divas.”
Talk about attention-seeking. Someone should tell Madonna that she’s become a caricature of herself, the Mae West of the 21st century. Put ’em away, honey — no one wants to see a 60-year-old ass on the red carpet.
Ew!
Arapaho, did you see the SoCal get-together invite I posted a couple of threads ago? It would be nice if you and the others could make it. 🙂
I did see that invitation — what a great idea, how nice of everyone to extend the invitation.
My schedule always seems to be in flux, and this month I’m committed to meeting a deadline which is dependent on other people’s schedules, so I’m not able to commit to anything at this time. 😦
Thanks for the invite, though, really appreciate it!
Maybe next time
Good lawd!
That is just plain stupid. Let’s see if the entire country will be UPSET like they were when Janet Jackson breast were exposed by accident.
lol. who is the girl?
Taylor Swift, a pop star here and always in the first row seat dancing awkwardly at every one of these award shows.
lol. pharrell’s eyes sez it all.
and he’s not saying “congratulations” either
his party and some of ministers are the fringiest religious nutjobs. so not our religion.
Huh?
🙂
ooops, that was for Bob below.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I was wondering if I had missed a memo or two 😀
fywp … or it could be fytz.
whatever, I blame bt.
😀
have you had breakfast…yet?
😦 not even coffee yet.
Taylor Swift
😀 😀 😀
I’m surprised he didn’t just start laughing; impressive self-control! She’s about as real as a wooden nickel ….
The cold turkey one made me laugh loud and long! So many people are sick-funny. Thanks for this collection and all of the others that you provide for our joy, N W.
You’re welcome, CEB. 🙂
baftas 2015.
The Theory of Everything won the first award of the night – for outstanding British film – presented by David Beckham.
#irony
Oh cool. Good movie. Eddie Redmayne was amazing!
but did you get the irony?
Hmm, I’m afraid I missed that. Please proceed…
the award for playing one of the brainiest doods is being presented by a total airhead.
These Tweets are cracking my lungs. Thanks 😉 Nerdy Wonka.
GGail has the Golden ⭐ again…..Congrats.
Nena, you’re bringing me good luck today – thanks! I should buy a mega lottery ticket tomorrow
🙂
Obama’s Statement on Religious Tolerance an Eye-Opener for Modi Government, Say Muslim Clerics.
“Obama has left with a message, instead of being impressed with all your welcome the US President has highlighted your shortcomings and faults. He has given his reply in just one line”
http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/prime-minister-modi-should-control-elements-hurting-development-agenda-clerics-737980?pfrom=home-lateststories
“”Michelle and I returned from India – an incredible, beautiful country, full of magnificent diversity – but a place where, in past years, religious faiths of all types have, on occasion, been targeted by other peoples of faith, simply due to their heritage and their beliefs – acts of intolerance that would have shocked Gandhiji, the person who helped to liberate that nation,” Mr Obama said in his remarks at the high-profile National Prayer Breakfast”
Could not be clearer …. do hope PM Modi takes it to heart, amk.
GE TODville,
Don’t have TV, can’t watch Grammys, and this is the first year in ages that I’ve been interested in watching. Look forward to the clips as they’re posted here (which is how I saw most of the Grammys last year, LOL).
For those who had a soft spot for George Harrison RIP, judging by this photo, it looks like his son is his spitting image.
Thanks, Nena, for the link.
Confusing though, because they’re doing red-carpet coverage now and I know the awards portion has already begun.
Would their live-stream be on a 3-hour delay too?
http://www.cbs.com/shows/grammys/live_stream/
Try this one…..it is not playing Live TV, for POTUS was just on.
But it is playing Live something at the Grammys.
Thanks, Nena!
Will keep this tab open. 🙂
I thought it was a photo of George, at first! Wow.
So true. For us boomers, it’s hard not to do a double-take.
No question who Dhani’s father is (kinda like Ronan Farrow, but I digress).
Think it’s wonderful and heartwarming to see the family resemblance.
I agree (and also about Ronan – Ha!).
Handsome like his Dad! George was always my favorite Beatle.
Feb 15, 2015 is the deadline to sign up for ACA for 2015.
POTUS and Team will go to any venue to get their message out. Not Beneath his Office as a handful have stated. Look no further to the In Between the Ferms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW3xkHxIEQ
The US Corporate Media collectively have chosen to cover this POTUS less, fewer and none at all. When NYT and their ugly cousins mock YouTube, Vox or BuzzFeed…….yet, they also cover their mocking, snide remarks, endless talking points, etc…….they are also informing others that POTUS is appearing on those different Media platforms……thereby, POTUS and those who visit those Medium Win.
OMG! Now Pharell is dressed like the bellhop from The Grand Budapest Hotel! 😀
Well I’m certainly not board anymore. This is some wild stuff! LOL!
yep the middle has been way better than the beginning.
not bored
Ha! I actually got your two references. The ol’ girl still rocks! 🙂
😀
Thank you, President Obama.
You are speedy Doc Bobfr.
Awesome.
Lemme just say that Madonna’s got nothing on Annie Lennox 🙂
PBO video playing now! Yay!
Wow, that young lady who spoke after the President’s video… soooo powerful!
Katy Perry!!!
A deal worth $1bn (£655m) to compensate US football players for head injuries suffered during their careers is set to be approved, lawyers say.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31269252
one question: why does beebs feel it is necessary to put a pound reference for every $ dollar statement? Are limeys that dumb?
… ok, that’s two.
President Obama and Brooke Axtell are hands down the BEST part of the Grammys.
has any prez addressed the grammys before? #findingmorewaystopissonmsm.
Wow, that performance by Katy Perry with the shadow dancers behind her brought me to tears.
Yes that was really something, along with the speaker right after POTUS’ heartfelt message. All of it well done.
It was awesome. I wasn’t sure of the words. Was it connected to the anti-rape segment?
Wow, Annie Lennox must have killed it.
😉
Now that is Funny to me.
That thought did cross my mind for a sec, but it’s too important a message to pass up this opportunity to reach millions.
It’s funny to me that they took the time to post what they were complaining about.
I say: POTUS and his message won.
They paid attention enough to tweet out the message.
Love it.
Angry US middle classes feel the squeeze.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31121518
O’rly? you reap what you voted for.
Have always loved Annie Lennox ….
Happy
Dancing Cheek to cheek
🙂 😉 😎
The pinata one cracks me up.
He’s the BEST!
“While the Grammy awards aren’t historically known for being the most socially informative live show there is, this year’s telecast will do a good job of making them so — in a big way. During the show tonight, Katy Perry’s live performance will leave the sharks at home and, instead, include a much more serious (and worth paying attention to) rendition of her song ”By the Grace of God,” as well as an appearance and written word performance from domestic violence and sex trafficking survivor Brooke Axtell. Like I said: this is a performance worth paying attention to, guys.
So, who is Brooke Axtell? In short, she’s a majorly important presence in combating and raising awareness about not only domestic violence, but sex trafficking and sexual abuse as well, and she’s the director of Communications for Allies Against Slavery. According to a statement she gave to People when her performance with Perry was first announced earlier this month, Axtell explained her motivation for joining Perry in the performance:
It’s an honor to collaborate with Katy in this way. She has been very devoted to various aspects of female empowerment…it’s going to bring a lot of encouragement and freedom to those who hear my story and know that they are not alone in this.”
http://www.bustle.com/articles/63140-who-is-brooke-axtell-her-grammy-performance-with-katy-perry-will-raise-awareness-for-deeply-important
Thanks Bob! This is awesome!
Lady Gaga is so over the top that it ruins Tony Bennet’s suave style. She’s belting out the words “cheek to cheek” lol. The duo act doesn’t work.
New post.
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/02/08/its-on-us/
Usher and Stevie were beautiful~