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Laugh The Day After Hump Day Away

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132 Responses to “Laugh The Day After Hump Day Away”


  1. 1 MightyPamela
    February 5, 2015 at 9:09 pm

    ❀

  2. 2 taiping1
    February 5, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    Congrats on first😍. And thanks NerdyWonka for all the amazing tweets.

  3. 6 GGail
    February 5, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    NW, I can see parts of your tweets on the Sidebar. Nosy me, scrolled over to read more and STOPPED when I realized they were Scandal tweets! You are so bad πŸ˜€ : D
    I’ll just keep reading these posted tweets to satisfy my curosity.

  4. February 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    Thank yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou Nerdy!!

  5. February 5, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    Congrats MP!!

    “What I’m doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.” OH NW!!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    You just raised the bar for yourself with that one!!!

  6. February 5, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry

    πŸ˜†

  7. February 5, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Replace Linkin Park with Billy Joel and …… perfect!!!

  8. 26 desertflower
    February 5, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    Embargo spelled backwards:) Honestly, I could see Joe saying that:)

  9. February 5, 2015 at 9:37 pm

  10. February 5, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    [wife returns from overnight work trip]
    “Why’s there 2 dirty wine glasses??”

    [flashback to romantic dinner w/ dog]

    …it was another woman

    Except in Casa de LL it would be the missus having a romantic dinner with Stewie.

  11. February 5, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    This seems to fit seamlessly with NW’s fine thread of humor ….

  12. 36 Nerdy Wonka
    February 5, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Hahahahahahahahhaahahahah

  13. 37 JER
    February 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    First lady Michelle Obama speaks to students at Edward A. Reynolds West Side High School on February 5, 2015 in New York City. The first lady was visiting the school to support a decision by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation to commit $500 million over the next decade to end childhood obesity.

    Getty Images

  14. 40 jacquelineoboomer
    February 5, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    • 41 jacquelineoboomer
      February 5, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    • February 5, 2015 at 10:20 pm

      • 48 jacquelineoboomer
        February 5, 2015 at 10:44 pm

        I’m so annoyed with Lawrence that I’m not totally sure … but I think he said the Crusades were centuries ago or something and we should be talking about now. I guess we should forget about the Holocaust, too, because that was so last century. And for goodness sake, let’s not talk about anything current that people are doing in the name of religion, even in our own country, including “Christian conservatives” and their Stepford wives and home-schooled children, because Lawrence might not like it. It might offend his sensibilities – I guess because nobody asked him first.

        By the way, I’m Catholic, and Lawrence doesn’t speak for Catholics – he just spewed whatever he either woke up thinking or what somebody talked him into thinking earlier in the day. Catholics are supposed to “defend their religion,” and I was never taught to “defend the Crusades” because they’re so “old news,” if that’s what Lawrence meant. As Joe Biden would say, “Malarkey.”

        I didn’t hear the President’s remarks, but I just read the transcript and agree with every word. I’m not a religious or historical scholar, just a human person trying to find her way, and I agree with every word. Lawrence just found his way to put down President Obama, to make himself look more endowed. As I tell my grandchildren, “If you have to put down somebody else to make yourself look better, you’re already not looking so good to me.”

        • February 5, 2015 at 10:49 pm

          Very much appreciate your thoughtful comments, Jacqueline.

          In time, this speech by our President is likely to be considered among his most elemental, his most profound recognition of the considerable wisdom of our Founders to NOT base America on any form of theocracy. And, in fact, to do everything possible to defend the rights of each person to believe in whatever is beyond their understanding, but to never allow our government to dictate any form of belief to anyone.

  15. 52 arapaho415
    February 5, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    Completely O/T.

    Just heard on the radio about shortages of consumer goods in Venezuela — CBS radio network news said that a package of 36 condoms costs more than $800, which is worrisome for that country because it has one of the highest rates of HIV and teen pregnancy — and abortion is illegal.

  16. February 5, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    These tweets are HILARIOUS! πŸ™‚ Thanks again Nerdy for the nightly laugh rituals. Great way to dissipate stress after a long day! πŸ™‚

  17. February 5, 2015 at 10:19 pm

  18. February 5, 2015 at 10:33 pm

    Good Evening TODVille!

  19. February 5, 2015 at 10:34 pm

  20. February 5, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    I see that @Lawrence was being a complete jerk about PBO tonight. Good thing I turned off MSNBC two years ago and have never looked back.

  21. February 5, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Only 12 retweets after 1 hr, and a whole bunch of negative replies to that crappy tweet… I hope Lawrence and MSNBC are taking note.

    • 63 COS
      February 5, 2015 at 11:05 pm

      And what gives Lawrence the right to say that President’s don’t know what they are talking about, as opposed to him knowing about religion? This tweet makes no sense to me. I turned from his show immediately when he start calling PBO’s speech a bad speech.

    • February 5, 2015 at 11:07 pm

      • February 5, 2015 at 11:10 pm

        On this topic I’d not leave a single molecule of O2 in the room for the dude. He is so far into swamp of willful ignorance he’ll never escape with any dignity or credibility.

        • February 5, 2015 at 11:14 pm

          Indeed Bob. This is embarrassing. Something tells me he will be regretting tonight’s segment….unless the Kochs promised a huge bonus to anyone who could “diss” PBO….

          • February 5, 2015 at 11:25 pm

            No amount of money, hf, will ever restore his dignity and credibility after what he did tonight.

            • 68 jacquelineoboomer
              February 6, 2015 at 1:28 am

              I’m so disgusted with him that I started to wonder earlier … maybe this is his prelude to becoming one of Hillary’s “campaign” flunkies? Maybe he’s trying to get back into the fold, Clinton-wise? The way he acted tonight, he’s already in their camp, IMO.

        • 69 jacquelineoboomer
          February 5, 2015 at 11:33 pm

          Two from NBC/MSNBC go down in one week … Brian Williams and Lawrence O’Donnell. I’m sick of all of these pretenders.

      • February 5, 2015 at 11:28 pm

        Does stop cable pundits from talking about alot of thinks they know nothing about. I found nothing wrong with POTUS speech this morning at the Prayer Breakfast.

        • February 5, 2015 at 11:31 pm

          Doesn’t stop cable pundits from talking about alot of things they know nothing about. We POTUS supporters is the ones who watch his show, rub us the wrong way and he we will not be watching him anymore.

      • February 6, 2015 at 12:24 am

        Lawrence, behave as though he has a monopoly on all religious understanding. It’s obvious President Obama speech penetrating his soul and exposed his Pharisaic mentality. Rather than pursuing a contrite heart and asking for forgiveness, he chose to go to the darkside.

    • 73 theo67
      February 5, 2015 at 11:37 pm

      The “West Wing” is one of my favourite shows of all time. And the fictitious President Bartlett was not shy about voicing his religious beliefs, or seeking religious council. Lawrence O’Donnell used to write for that show. Seems like he’s the one who doesn’t know what he’s talking about…

      • 74 Obama Grandmama
        February 6, 2015 at 1:03 am

        Tonight’s Last Word seemed so unlike Lawrence to me. What was with finding more people that agreed with him and only one thinking PBO made a good speech?

    • 75 99ts
      February 6, 2015 at 12:19 am

      They’ve all been told to talk FOR the GOP and against the President. The result will not be what they want – seems they will get to ratings less than zero.

  22. February 5, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Wow, O’Donnell went full Pamela Geller I take it.

  23. 77 jacquelineoboomer
    February 5, 2015 at 11:12 pm

  24. February 5, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    Dear TOD friends and lurkers (friends or not), you really should listen to this …

  25. 82 amk for obama
    February 5, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    chips & us.

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    #famous

  26. 83 amk for obama
    February 5, 2015 at 11:31 pm

    People using the little icons that denote happy, sad or other emotions in their text messages could be racking up big bills, the BBC has learned.

    Consumer website MoneySavingExpert has received a large number of complaints about the issue.

    It seems to affect older models of phones, including some Samsung and Apple handsets.

    In Scotland, a woman ran up bills totalling over Β£1,000 after adding emoticons to text messages.

    The issue revolves around how the handset interprets the icons, known as emoticons or emojis.

    In some cases, especially on older handsets, the emoticons are converted into MMS (multi-media service) messages, which can cost up to 40p each depending on the network.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31148424

  27. 84 amk for obama
    February 5, 2015 at 11:37 pm

    Beleaguered Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is facing a challenge to his leadership after Liberal MPs called for a party vote next week.

    Luke Simpkins, who represents Cowan in Western Australia, said it was “time to test the support of the leadership”.

    Mr Abbott has faced growing questions about his leadership in recent weeks.

    He was widely ridiculed for giving a knighthood to Prince Phillip, husband of Queen Elizabeth, and blamed for a Liberal defeat in Queensland elections.

    In an email to the party which was carried by Australian media, Mr Simpkins said he was tabling a spill motion because he had been “inundated” with questions about “the direction the government is being led in”.

    “The knighthood issue was for many the final proof of a disconnection with the people,” he said, adding that it was “time to test the support of the leadership in the party room”.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-31159737

    • 85 99ts
      February 6, 2015 at 12:23 am

      Desperately trying to change the rules by pretending “the people voted for me” – the party room votes for their leader not the people. It is interesting however, if he does what just happened in the NT and refuses to resign even if defeated in the party room.

      If he wins the vote – it will not end well. Every time he has a problem there will be another vote & another & another.

  28. February 6, 2015 at 12:06 am

    bbl ….

  29. 87 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 12:11 am

    Howdy Folks! πŸ™‚

  30. 90 amk for obama
    February 6, 2015 at 12:24 am

    President Barack Obama has called the Dalai Lama a “good friend” and an inspiration for freedom and dignity of all human beings.

    Mr Obama was speaking at a prayer event in Washington with Tibet’s exiled spiritual leader among the audience.

    It was the first time the president and the Tibetan Buddhist leader attended the same public event.

    China objects to foreign leaders meeting the Dalai Lama because they see him as a separatist.

    Mr Obama’s previous meetings with the Dalai Lama have been private but media have been invited to take photos.

    At the White House National Prayer Breakfast, Mr Obama was seated at the head table with the Dalai Lama.

    Before his remarks, Mr Obama pressed his hands together and bowed his head toward the Tibetan leader, giving him a wave and a smile.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31152847

  31. 92 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 12:25 am

  32. 94 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 12:33 am

  33. 95 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 12:34 am

  34. 96 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Oh yeh, nice clothes too! πŸ™‚

  35. 98 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:03 am

  36. 100 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:12 am

  37. 102 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:15 am

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    February 6, 2015 at 1:21 am

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    February 6, 2015 at 1:22 am

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    February 6, 2015 at 1:24 am

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    February 6, 2015 at 1:32 am

  42. 109 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:36 am

  43. 110 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:38 am

  44. 111 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:41 am

    πŸ™‚

  45. 112 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 1:46 am

  46. 113 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:02 am

  47. 114 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:06 am

  48. 115 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:09 am

  49. 117 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:24 am

  50. 120 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:26 am

  51. 121 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:28 am

    “Genius draws no color line”

  52. 125 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:56 am

  53. 126 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 2:58 am

    Have a Fabulous Friday Everybody! See you soon!

  54. 127 Dudette
    February 6, 2015 at 3:00 am

  55. 128 jackiegrumbacher
    February 6, 2015 at 7:32 am

    Dudette, you’re absolutely on fire with these tweets. So much goodness, so many memories, such a bounty of information and music. Thank you.


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