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A Tweet Or Two

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Thank you, Vice President Biden!

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Hilarious case of jerk at work syndrome


182 Responses to “A Tweet Or Two”


  1. February 4, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesome Nerdy – love all the newsie tweets, but I may never ever ever ever stop laughing at the sandwich thief!! Thank you Legend!!

    • 9 Nerdy Wonka
      February 4, 2015 at 6:26 pm

      Thanks.

      I cracked up too. 🙂

      It’s such a dick move. If you look at the picture, it’s a guy who keeps stealing someone else’s food. So typical. If I caught the guy, I’d go for the balls first.

      • February 4, 2015 at 6:28 pm

        Part of me loves the sandwich stealer, though – which I know is sooooooooo wrong 🙂

        • 11 Nerdy Wonka
          February 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm

          I know, right? I laughed too, because damn, that is some kind of crazy.

          But imagine if you’re the one whose food keeps getting stolen. Not once, not twice, but everyday. You’ve taken the time to prepare your food and some dude is stealing it. That’s something that can drive one crazy.

          When you hear that a coworker stabbed another coworker, it’s because of stuff like this. LOL.

          • February 4, 2015 at 6:37 pm

            I’m afraid to check the news now in case it’s ‘BREAKING: Sandwich Thief Murdered’.

            But if I had a sandwich as delicious as Turkey and Swiss with mayo on rye, I’d put it in a safe #Temptation

        • 13 Dudette
          February 4, 2015 at 8:34 pm

          Confession time: i stole a liitle troll from a coworker’s desk once. Took pictures of it in different spots all over the office bldg (fridge, roof, courtyard, lobby, etc) and left them for her w/ ransom notes in the form of limericks every day. By the end of the week the whole office was in on trying to guess who had the troll and where it would end up next. On Friday I got my ransom (two bagels w/ cream cheese and hot coffee from the cafe downstairs) and scores of fans. My cutie-pie boss called me “deliciously evil” [couple of debbie-downers said it was disruptive. There’s always one or two out there].

          Fun times! 😀

  2. 14 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    Great Tweets, NW. Thank you so very much.
    Vetivera has the Gold ⭐

  3. 16 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:35 pm

  4. 17 Nerdy Wonka
    February 4, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    Nice try, GOP. No dice.

  5. 19 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:37 pm

  6. 20 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    It’s about darn time.

  7. February 4, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepin’

  8. 23 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    Shame on Brian and NBC.
    I for almost a year now, ABC with the handsome 37/38 yrs old is where my DVR tapes 😉

  9. 32 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 6:44 pm

  10. 33 amk for obama
    February 4, 2015 at 6:52 pm

    why can’t #danny be like this?

    yeah, yeah, going back to bed.

  11. February 4, 2015 at 6:53 pm

    Congrats vetivera!!

    *swinging baguette wildly* ….. oh, NW!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Great selection, as always, and grateful you included one of mine, NW. Thank you!

  12. 72 Vicki
    February 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Tweets Plus “end the day with laughs.”
    LOL sandwich situation.
    Thank you, nerdy. Thanks to you and Chips we must be the best informed blog readers in the country.

    (Nevermind the over emphasis on waterfowl.)

  13. February 4, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    Yes, We Never Forget ….

    #NotReady4HRC

  14. 78 Nerdy Wonka
    February 4, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Of course. Not surprising at all.

    Assholes.

  15. February 4, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    AWESOME collection of tweets, NW, each one so full. THank you.

  16. 83 Nerdy Wonka
    February 4, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    • February 4, 2015 at 7:28 pm

      So I guess she’s going to raid his staff now with 2 years left to go, just because she can. And what does that say about the ones willing to leave?

      • 85 jacquelineoboomer
        February 4, 2015 at 7:34 pm

        I’d say it might be what President Obama might (no idea) say if they want to leave: Go.

        Knowing him, he’d wish them all the best and never look back. I get that many of them need jobs for the future, but I don’t get why they’d follow her after working for President Obama.

        • February 4, 2015 at 7:35 pm

          That’s my point. I guess the DNC kool-aid at this point is pretty strong. Everyone’s convinced she’s The One.

          • 87 jacquelineoboomer
            February 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm

            Except a gazillion of us who haven’t tasted the kool-aid since February 2007. I don’t know how I’ll feel, if she’s the nominee. She and Bill showed their true colors last time. Yuck.

        • February 4, 2015 at 7:38 pm

          Also, in Palmieri’s case, I think she started out as Clinton staff.

          • 89 jacquelineoboomer
            February 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm

            That’s different, then.

          • 90 Vicki
            February 4, 2015 at 7:46 pm

            Yes and we haven’t ever seen her advocate strongly for President Obama. I was surprised when she came on board and do not agree that her leaving is a loss of any kind.
            It is a favorite meme to make every staff change a BFD when it is PBO. I bet if statistics were available on staff changes in the last few presidencies we would see that coming and going is the norm.

            • 91 Vicki
              February 4, 2015 at 7:53 pm

              In her first few outings as PBO spokesperson Jennifer Palmieri flubbed badly and i can’t recall the last time I’ve seen her.
              I do remember her all-in for lady Walmart in 2007, especially frequently on with Tweety.
              Of course, since I haven’t watched Chris Matthews in a year I may have missed her.

    • 92 nospin
      February 4, 2015 at 7:36 pm

      #nomoreclintons

    • February 4, 2015 at 7:48 pm

      Well, at least she wants to hire the best. The Obama team is the best.

    • 94 idon
      February 4, 2015 at 8:05 pm

      I try to pretend HRC doesn’t exist. If she’s on the ballot for the general I’ll vote for her and then go right back to pretending she doesn’t exist. If any of you get a chance to read the Reagan Racism article in Salon, please do so. It explains where Dems are headed as they pivot back to a southern strategy.

      • February 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm

        they are so afraid of the OBAMA Coalition and the promise that it holds for our country…it is a force that they cannot control…BUT they cannot win without us…

        i am taking many deep breaths…i see the handwriting on the wall…

        i eagerly await to see what the President does…..will prove to be interesting

        • 96 idon
          February 4, 2015 at 8:24 pm

          I will do whatever my President ask of me. I totally have his back.I will do my duty but that’s it. I’m gonna spend my money on all things PBO. THey get my vote but not my money.

      • February 4, 2015 at 8:21 pm

        Thanks for your perspective. I am on the same track.

        The Southern strategy offends my entire soul.

  17. 98 Nena20409
    February 4, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    Now the Nose job many years ago makes sense.
    I wish them well.

  18. February 4, 2015 at 7:30 pm

  19. 101 amk for obama
    February 4, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    The man accused of operating Silk Road, a deep web marketplace where illegal drugs were sold, has been found guilty.

    Ross Ulbricht, 30, was convicted by a Manhattan jury on all seven counts including narcotics and money laundering conspiracies.

    Prosecutors said more than a million drug deals took place on Silk Road, earning Ulbricht about $18m in Bitcoins

    His defence lawyers had argued he was framed for much of the site’s activity and had quit the site.

    The jury deliberated less than day before handing down the verdict, which leaves Ulbricht facing a possible life sentence.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31134938

  20. February 4, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    Well, this has been my 24 hours.

    Evening, all.

  21. 116 jacquelineoboomer
    February 4, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Any of us who’ve ever worked in an office near a room with a staff refrigerator have seen some of those Jerk at Work signs, for sure! Ha. On the one side of the sandwich, no sense of humor … on the other, delliciousness!

  22. February 4, 2015 at 7:48 pm

    And now Williams has deleted *all* his tweets

    http://twitter.com/BWilliams

  23. February 4, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    So that Texas Senator, Senator Cornyn is going to oppose Loretta Lynch.

  24. February 4, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    This is excruciating.

    • 130 amk for obama
      February 4, 2015 at 8:04 pm

      #ireesh

      /runs

    • 131 jacquelineoboomer
      February 4, 2015 at 8:34 pm

      When you have Stars & Stripes after you, you’re done. No idea why a man of his talents felt it necessary to do this. Sad, really. But he needs to resign tonight, because no one can trust him now … unless he’s only reading lines somebody wrote for him in the future, and we’ll never know if they’re true, either.

  25. February 4, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    Wow

  26. February 4, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    • 140 99ts
      February 4, 2015 at 8:22 pm

      Did I tell you that you are just adorable Ms Chips – perfect tweet

      • February 4, 2015 at 8:23 pm

        Ha, 99ts – my niece calls it sarky cowness!!! 🙂 Goooooooood morning to ya!

        • 142 99ts
          February 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm

          I am grandbabed out! – I think they lied when they said she was ill – has run us ragged for 3 days – so grandfather has gone swimming with them – I am “resting”. Have to admit rather see her this way than in hospital!

          Seems those with the “right to rule” might hang around in Oz for a few more days/weeks – but how delicious to see people resume their sanity

          Peter Greste landed in Australia this am – no-one in his family can stop smiling!

          Life is not so bad 🙂

  27. 143 jacquelineoboomer
    February 4, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    Et tu, Brian Williams?

  28. 144 taiping1
    February 4, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    Reggie Love’s book is excellent and a great read. Coming of age, the Barack Obama in campaign mode that we all followed. Gracious, determined, always ready to do the right thing, what is best for all the people. He recounts the TARP vote and asking why the Senator was helping President Bush when it was not to the Democrats’ advantage. He counseled Reggie to think of all the small businesses and people who would be hurt if it did not pass. Very positive book.

    • February 4, 2015 at 8:26 pm

      I will buy this book for sure. A look behind the scenes that confirms, once more, what we’ve known all along: Barack Obama is a man of great integrity. Always putting the country and its people FIRST.

      Barack Obama is one of the best presidents America has EVER had. Period.

  29. February 4, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    *swinging baguette wildly

    Oh that Jesus just can’t handle his wine.

  30. 152 Dudette
    February 4, 2015 at 8:17 pm

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  34. 161 vcprezofan2
    February 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    Really, I haven’t figured out which of the two is ‘petty’ – the owner for complaining or the thief for offering a deal. Neither fits the bill to me.

    Also, IMO, there is no way anyone should be able to steal your sandwich more than once, and having stolen it, there’s no waaay I’d eat it if it were returned! People have some ‘weird’ ideas about food. You look into my lunch, even inadvertently, I throw it away. How could I tell? If it looked like it was opened. Of course, I solved that by never leaving my lunch in the staff room fridge.

    • 162 amk for obama
      February 4, 2015 at 8:47 pm

      Remind me yourself never to have bf/lunch/dinner with you. While I await my order, I always look at what others ordered and then think, why didn’t you think of that, you idjit.

      • 163 vcprezofan2
        February 4, 2015 at 8:57 pm

        No problemo, pard. If we’re in a restaurant you are welcome to look and get ideas….and I wouldn’t even charge you. 😀 It’s when someone opens my lunch packet/bag/container, or, god forbid, smells something I was about to eat that my hunger vanishes. I find all of those scenarios quite rude!

  35. February 4, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    LOVE

    • 166 jacquelineoboomer
      February 4, 2015 at 8:43 pm

      There’s a President who tells the truth, because – in his case – the truth can be told.

      • February 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm

        I just love his expression on his face, the reverence, and the way they are all looking at the desk, taking it all in. It means something to him and, by extension, to them. Amazing photo.

  36. 168 jacquelineoboomer
    February 4, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Celebrating Black History Month, Brian Williams style. #LieYourWayIn

  37. February 4, 2015 at 8:43 pm

  38. 174 jacquelineoboomer
    February 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Somebody may have posted this already, but looks like Brian Williams’ twitter account is bare of tweets.

  39. February 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm

  40. 177 jacquelineoboomer
    February 4, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    This really puts it in perspective …

  41. 182 vcprezofan2
    February 4, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    // ………………………..

    First of all, he said this about Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Montgomery Bus Boycott.

    Why did he start with a bus boycott? Why didn’t he start with something like schools, or jobs, or voting? Couldn’t a bus boycott come later?

    When you face an opponent over a broad front, you don’t aim at the opponent’s strong points. You aim for something a little off to the side. But you win it. And having won that bus boycott…13 months it took him to do it…then he moved on to other things.

    This struck me as incredibly powerful when I first heard it.

    …………………….. //

    http://immasmartypants.blogspot.ca/2015/02/im-going-to-do-something.html


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