Saturday Calls For Laughs

Singing along to High School Musical is definitely the gayest thing I do. Having sex with dudes is a close second.

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Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) January 09, 2015

If it turns out there is a Heaven and Hell, I'm still screwed. I owe people in both places a lot of money.

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Strawberry Lane Is (@SondraDeeMe) July 29, 2013

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Slipped on the ice and dropped my pizza, ive been curled up singing "everybody hurts" while other customers step over me, ever since

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Mark Marusich (@NoticablyBacon) January 07, 2015

God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then

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David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 09, 2015

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A Tweet Or Two

Jobs #s beat expectations, strongest yr of job creation since '99, largest yr over yr drop in avg unemployment rate since '84. Thanks, Obama

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Lily Adams (@adamslily) January 09, 2015

An extra 50,000 jobs added to economy in October and November than first thought; 2014 best year for job growth since 1999

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West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) January 09, 2015

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For the first time in 45 years @essencemag doesn't have a person on the cover. Instead, #BlackLivesMatter. Perfect! http://t.co/Ze2mTOYAjv

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britni danielle (@BritniDWrites) January 06, 2015

Einstein’s little-known correspondence with W.E.B. Du Bois on race and racism buff.ly/1zQOwNZ http://t.co/cZnMywqgS9

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Maria Popova (@brainpicker) January 06, 2015

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Ten-year-old girl blows herself up in crowded market in NE #Nigeria. #BokoHaram suspected news.yahoo.com/19-dead-18-inj…

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mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 10, 2015

2,000 dead Nigerians receive less attention than 12 dead Frenchmen yet all lives matter. Somethings not adding up. http://t.co/Y3I77QzhxN

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Ali (@yabdi_ali) January 10, 2015

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Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama walk towards the White House after observing a moment of silence for the victims of the Arizona shooting, on the South Lawn, Jan. 10, 2011 (Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

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The Week Ahead

Monday: The President will welcome the 2014 NBA champions, San Antonio Spurs, to the White House to honor the team on winning their championship title.

Tuesday: The President will host bipartisan, bicameral congressional leadership. Vice President Biden will also attend.

Wednesday: The President will visit Iowa to give a speech proposing new steps to increase access to affordable, high-speed broadband across the country

Thursday: The President will travel to Baltimore, Maryland, to attend a Senate Democratic Issues Conference.

Friday: The President will attend meetings at the White House.

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On This Day

President-elect Barack Obama waves to onlookers as he leaves Ben’s Chili Bowl where he stopped to eat with Washington Mayor Adrian Fenty in Washington, Jan. 10, 2009

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President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama observe a moment of silence for the victims of the Arizona shooting, on the South Lawn, Jan. 10, 2011

President Obama watches as President Nicolas Sarkozy of France departs the White House following their meetings, Jan. 10, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

Official portrait of Vice President Joe Biden in his West Wing Office at the White House, Jan. 10, 2013 (Photo by David Lienemann)

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President Obama listens during a meeting with young citizens at Columbia Height’s restaurant The Coupe on January 10, 2014 in Washington, DC

President Obama lifts a baby while greeting patrons prior to lunch at The Coupe restaurant in Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning everyone!

Early Bird Chat

On This Day: President Obama holds a baby while greeting patrons at The Coupe restaurant in Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning!