A Holiday Laugh Or Two

"daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son

—
Brent (@murrman5) December 25, 2014

[Bank Robbery] "Everyone put your hands up!" *guy in back woos as he puts his hands up* "..." Guy: Oh we weren't starting a wave? My bad

—
Sad Tree (@sad_tree) December 07, 2014

****

Remember to lock your doors at night. Santa only gives presents once a year, but he'll kill you whenever he wants.

—
  (@Ristolable) December 12, 2014

Bruh....His daughter just need to stop leaving the house http://t.co/xBBLHElp4W

—
  (@FunnyPicsDepot) December 16, 2014

****

[at aquarium] That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank. "Octopi" Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank.

—
SageAnOnionStuffing (@onion_an) December 22, 2014

I often find crumbs in my cleavage & I get pissed off because that means yet again my boobs have eaten the food I left in there for later.

—
Lady (@ladybroseph) December 05, 2014

****

2014: 50 Most Memorable Moments

Mainly a smile or two – 50 to 11 in no particular order, but top 10 = top 10!

****

50 TODers All Through 2014

Too many Memorable Moments to mention. The Muhammad Ali of bloggy people: The Greatest 🙂

(Although, Amk’s wimmin jokes float like a bee, and sting like a butterfly)

****

49 Dead

Doug Mills’ photo prompted a gazillion captions, but some pics just say it all 🙂

****

48 Making Special New Friends on Twitter

@ericwolfson @Maggyw519 @TheObamaDiary BARACK NO NUKES FH2012 LOOSER666 WHO HUMAN SHIELD MY 18.990 EUROS EMPEACH OFFER MY DIME MY CHURCH

—
DIARRA (@Nimrod38) February 10, 2014

@TheObamaDiary @MykaDean DUMP ALL CURES FOR THIS AND CURES FIR THAT!!!

—
KEITH AUGUSTO (@koontz205) October 27, 2014

@theobamadiary @theyellowdogdem poud us world ctz take care are we are us marines completly creazy wfemal nakersxox

—
MADANI TALL (@cdtdantall_usmc) November 23, 2014

@TheObamaDiary My Country has Sovereignty Secrets in N.Korea Kaesong industrial area. Seems to be accepted as a Communist Unity Attack!!

—
Bell Chime (@skollbuddy51) December 28, 2014

****

47 The President Making New Friends Around The World

‘Welcome Mr. President – PS In Netherlands, we give three kisses’

😕

****

46 Genius Gifs

****

45 Babies

****

44 Joy

President Obama greets patrons at Canter’s Delicatessen in Los Angeles, Calif., July 24, 2014 (Photo by Pete Souza)

****

43 Beauty

Carolina Garcia Delfin, 94, a Filipina nurse who fought in the resistance against Japanese forces during World War II, kisses President Obama after he mentioned her in his remarks to American and Philippine troops at Fort Bonifacio in Manila, Philippines (Photo by Pete Souza)

****

42 ‘Gov. Christie Traffic Jam’

****

41 OMG! It’s him!1!1!

First Lady Michelle Obama and student performers react to seeing President Obama as he drops by the White House Talent Show (Photo by Pete Souza)

****

40 The New White House Videographer

****

39 Danny Hating On His Attention-Rival: TOD

****

38 Funniest. Vine. Ever.

I was so excited about the President's visit, I took this crowd video sideways. But it's still cool. vine.co/v/OOwzzzdZvLY

—
Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) November 02, 2014

****

37 Cracking Up The President

Still have no clue what Lily Tomlin said, but it must have been a complete hoot 🙂

****

36 Turnip For What?

Hey, @Alphacat. The First Lady wants to know… #TurnipForWhat? vine.co/v/OqJKZVQami9 #AskTheFirstLady #TD4W

—
The First Lady (@FLOTUS) October 15, 2014

****

Photo Of The Year: November & December

****

Your September Winner:

President Obama hugs Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. who is resigning from his post (Photo by Doug Mills)

****

Your October Winner:

President Obama greets Nina Pham, a Dallas nurse diagnosed with Ebola after caring for an infected patient in Texas, in the Oval Office (Photo by Pete Souza)

****

November

(1) President Obama with his Attorney General nominee Loretta E. Lynch (Photo by Doug Mills)

(2) Arriving at the Myanmar International Convention Center in Naypyidaw (AP Photo)

(3) At the gala dinner at the 25th ASEAN Summit in Myanmar International Convention Centre in Naypyitaw (Photo by Christophe Archambault)

(4) President Obama walks with Aung San Suu Kyi back into her residence following their joint press conference in Yangon, Burma (Photo by Pete Souza)

(5) Boarding Air Force One prior to his departure at Yangon International Airport (Photo by Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

(6) President Obama holds a koala prior to the G20 Welcome to Country Ceremony at the Brisbane Convention and Exhibition Center (Photo by Pete Souza)

Early Bird Rise and Shine

A random pic – chosen mainly because it’s a reminder that it can actually be warm. Brrr.

MoooOOOooorning!