CAUTION: man approaching seductively towards chair http://t.co/QysQk3oCiK
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Atman Thakrar (@AtmanThakrar) November 12, 2014Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for "fun." We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity
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Jason Miller (@longwall26) April 21, 2014****
I have a brilliant new show idea. Let's put together a panel of 5 hosts that have the same controversial opinion on every issue.
- FOX News
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) December 05, 2014[Home Depot employee] “Uh, sir can I help you?”
Yeah can you turn off the air conditioning?
*continues measuring penis*
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Brent Something (@brentcetera) October 07, 2014****
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art.
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Candy Cane (@sixfootcandy) December 03, 2014My son asked what it's like to date, so I put a piece of cake in front of him and told him he can't eat it until next Saturday night.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) December 05, 2014****
Just saw an "I love my grand dogs" bumper sticker. Things like that are the reason there's so much hate in the world.
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Robyn Vo (@robyn_vo) December 03, 2014"Daddy, what's your job?"
"To keep you alive through your 18th birthday"
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(@DaddyJew) November 30, 2014****
My daughter: Daddy, why don't you have big muscles like other daddies?
Me: Monsters can kill you in your dreams.
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Bread John (@Breadery) October 18, 2014"But dad, I don't wanna go to the party"
"God damnit son, the Beastie Boys fought for your right to party. You're going"
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(@DaddyJew) November 15, 2014****
And then God said, "Let there be vegans." And he saw it was a mistake. A big mistake. Like, the biggest mistake.
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Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 23, 2014God: I'll now answer a few questions
Reporter: why'd you camouflage zebras black & white for the desert?
God:this press conference is over
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PaperWash© (@PaperWash) November 19, 2014****
cop: do you know why I pulled you over
me: do you know why I'm drunk?
cop: well...um....no
me: later nerd [peels off into the sunset]
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Social Extortion (@SocialExtortion) November 18, 2014Rather than use the Elf on the Shelf, I keep my kids in line with the Vengeful Jesus Under the Bed.
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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 05, 2014
The Obama Diary 
Hello, Nerdy, looking forward to Saturday laughs. Thanks for being so incredible.
Nath!! Us, again?? ❤
I am so blessed to be in the company of the Mighty Pamela! By the way, I don’t know if I’ver told you that in the late 60s and early 70s I used to come to Seattle to listen to some Jazz, and I truly fell in love with your city. I have a grand nephew who still lives in Seattle. Two years ago I was supposed to come to his graduation, but other family emergencies interfered. I hope one of these days to be able to come to visit your beautiful city again.
It is still very beautiful, but very different from the 60’s and 70’s, of course. I hope you can make it, Nath.
I will try my best MP! Imagine how wonderful it would be if I were able to meet you and Dr. Bobfr!
I live in Vancouver, BC and would drive down to meet with you too,
Congrats to both of you on your exalted positions. 😀
Thanks VC. I always admired your ability to always be #1. Frankly, I was so surprised that I was able to enter at the head of the crowd, holding MP’s hand while we both entered.
Awww…thanks, Nath.
Congratulations on first.
Thanks NW. It is such a pleasure to be first on your posts because I love everything you do for us at TOD
Congrats nath!!
Thank you, NW, for always providing heaping doses of funny tweets!!!
Thanks, Bob.
Good evening and congrats, nath!
Min. smdh.
her mistake. she should have dumped all that snow on his car.
We ARE superior!
liquidliquor courage, dood?2nd Manhattan, man.
thought so.
murkan bourbon? yuck.
should have stuck with the scotch at the duty free. #costlyfuckups.
Bourbon is nectar, my friend. So are people. #Romney
Women just don’t do stuff like that, amk, we are kind, sweet, thoughtful and caring. See?
that’s why men are such pigs.
Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu lost to Republican congressman Bill Cassidy in the Louisiana Senate runoff election.
juuuust great. Guess that makes it a 100% loss who ran away from the man in WH.
Yup. Senate is now 54-46.
pathetic. this is why I am 100% pessimistic about 2016.
It seems your fears may be justified unless folks get off their asses and vote.
I still can’t get over the fact that only a third turned up to vote last time with so much at stake for so many.
Only in ‘merikkka!
I know, amk, me either.
isn’t that something? seriously.
it’s the midterms, we rarely do good during the midterms.
Serves her right!
I have grown weary of the Dixiecrats…
https://twitter.com/PrettyFootWoman/status/541440480568168448..
I do not know if the Dems know what to do….but I know that I will not be bullied into voting for candidates who talk JIVE about the President and dis the members of the coalition
Absolutely hilarious tweets , NW! This was my favorite given all these so called “Blacker than thou” turning on President Obama:
“Son, we don’t play Hungry Hungry Hippos for “fun.” We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity.”
That’s what I liked about the tweet. It makes one think while laughing because it has some truth to it.
Indeed! The “Blacker than thou” pretenders, like Cornel West, Tavis Smiley, MHP, etc., have completely ignored the unprecedented right wing (and left wing too) hostility towards President Obama, which began on day one of his presidency.
Roger that, nath.
I truly sympathize with you, but I wish Ms. Landrieu had gone down fighting as a real LBJ Democrat! Instead, she thought she could win by abandoning, and even trashing the President. Let’s hope Democrats don’t start behaving like the 1870s-1900s Republicans who quickly betrayed and abandoned Black people, who had been instrumental in enabling them to maintain majorities in Congress during the Reconstruction period, while hoping to attract the votes of white supremacists. Despite the Republican betrayal of African Americans, the South (former Confederate State) remained solidly Democratic until the 1960s.
Ha, caught you over here, Nath. I don’t fear….I loathe the fact that Dems will do just as you hope they won’t. PBO will not be running next election. Instead there will be a white person- more palatable for most in Washington- and they will put their all in getting back into the majority, even if it means abandoning black folks who were their steadfast supporters for decades, in the effort to appease white voters from the south, just as we’ve already witnessed. I hold no hopes for a Dem president in this current climate, not with Dems not showing up at the polls, not realizing the importance of their votes, all the shadow money buying vote outcomes. I think I give up. Mid-term 2010 began an avalanche of losses and it has only grown since then. PBO told us not to hand back the keys and too many didn’t listen. I’m with amk. It doesn’t look good unless people “begin” to pay attention because from what I saw, folks went to sleep.
I’m worried about this very thing too. But we must keep fighting and not give up. That’s what PBO is doing every day. We can do no less.
LL so am I. All I can say is she deserved to lose. It isn’t like we could count her as a democrat anyway.
Actually you could given the fact she voted with her own party 75 to 80 percent of the time.
Ha! “Son the Beastie Boys fought for your right to party”
I’m old. 😉
Thanks NW 😀
You’re welcome, a4alice.
Nerdy, very very very belated thanks for the tweets, I am still HOWLING!!!
Thanks, Chiparoo!
allright! I have decorated for Christmas! But my house is a disaster! Quick everything that’s been displaced in the closet! 😀
A Cuban doctor who recovered from Ebola after receiving experimental treatment in Switzerland has been welcomed back to Havana by relatives and officials.
Dr Felix Baez, 43, was the first of his country’s contingent of 250 doctors and nurses to have contracted Ebola in West Africa.
Dr Baez fell ill in Sierra Leone and was taken to Geneva a few days later, on 20 November.
At a Swiss hospital he was treated with a precursor Ebola drug, ZMapp.
He was also given an untested Japanese flu drug.
The hospital says Dr Baez has made a full recovery.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-30364718
Hot Damn!
No Bacon 😀
I love bacon!!
Gotta have it for a BLT, eh?
Ha! Love your concept there. #LoveBacon #KeepKevinAlive
Always follow orders!
A couple of oldies but goodies ….
A good majority of murkans have been brainwashed for decades by pox news and their minions. goebbels must be seething in his grave.
If Goebbels had had Murdoch as a collaborator most every person on the planet would be speaking German. Period.
Great grandson was given Elf on a Shelf this year. I’m personally sick to death of the little tattle-tale elf. Magical powers? Yeah, to carry back tales to Santa. #NotWorking Ha!
Evenin’, folks.
hahahahaha….I was thinking about getting one…
All kidding aside, it’s very cute. The elf is supposed to change positions each morning … and my great grandson is absolutely DELIGHTED to see where he lands. Go for it.
smilin
Santa transcribed = Satan. Pat Boone told me so.
Yeah. Ha. I used to take all my advice from Pat Boone, but now I follow Santa. Biggest cult ever invented, perhaps.
🙂
great to see Alaska represented in the protests
Very good to see – looks like some of President Obama’s ’08 voters in that crowd of Alaskans, too! Remember this, during happier times?
No one can organize like our President
Everything about politics is going to be so very boring and “underdone,” when he’s through his second full term. I don’t even want to think about it!
Tim Wise wrote an article…
http://www.timwise.org/2014/12/we-dont-need-nice-we-need-justice-racism-and-the-moral-blindness-of-white-america/
but he felt he had to dis Chris Rock to make his point…and he did it several times thru-out the article….this is the type of JIVE i do not like…these so called white experts on racism…..sippin on my chamomile tea…to maintain my composure..
He does it with President Obama too- attacks him in his articles.. I gave Wise a wide berth long ago, can’t remember which article it was, but he lost me.
Go, Navy!
I think there’s some tiny bit of hope on the horizon. The responses are becoming monumental, from every corner.
i hope this meets NWs laughter quotient…I thought that she would appreciate this…smiling
gotta admit, i’m getting a little concerned about where all this protesting is going. i’ve clicked through several of the tweets above, which project that they’re concerned about garner, mike brown, etc, and see so many are simply libertarian trash who incessantly denigrate president obama and his family, and then put up an “#icantbreathe” tweet to act as if they’re concerned citizens for non-white folks.
merging the ron paul and “pure progressive” groups, eventually leading to libertarian support in general, has long been a goal of the koch brothers and their buddies. this would be a disaster. we have a clear choice of parties right now, and the only obvious choice for any real obama-backer is to support democrats as a whole, and work to try and improve the democratic candidates each election cycle. just as the obama family themselves have done.
Motivated by VC ….
Yes We Can
good night TOD
Good morning TOD! Anybody up yet?
I am. Been around since 6:30.
I am too – almost bedtime in my part of the world (11.07pm)
Moooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2014/12/07/early-bird-chat-402/