End Sunday With LOLs

[cow at Starbucks] "Oh I'll just have a black coffee please" *winks at son*

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Jazmasta (@jazmasta) November 07, 2014

[by water cooler] jeff: I hate shoe shopping with my wife ben: I hate it more adam who controversially married an octopus: not as much as me

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Brent (@murrman5) November 06, 2014

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Just burned my mouth taking a sip of coffee, so, yes, I do understand what it's like when a loved one betrays you.

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caprice crane (@capricecrane) November 03, 2014

Folks, some shocking allegations coming across my facebook newsfeed http://t.co/66ycNvDyqE

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Danksgiving Turkey (@dankmtl) November 06, 2014

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"Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children." -My Roommate

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Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) June 11, 2013

*slowly presses Werther's original into your hand and forces your fingers closed around it* Shhhh, shh shh shhhh...I'm your grandpa now.

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Lazer Cat (@Laser_Cat) November 02, 2014

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Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.

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Lazer Cat (@Laser_Cat) October 21, 2014

yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof

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Dave Dittell (@davedittell) April 15, 2013

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it's impossible for me to justify raking leaves when i know these asshole trees are going to pull this exact same bullshit next year

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mustard (@nice_mustard) October 21, 2014

it's 1am where were you? work theres glitter on your shirt, were you at a strip club? [flashes back to doing crafts with phil] yes, im sorry

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Brent (@murrman5) November 02, 2014

Another Tweet Or Two

"Today we offer our prayers and condolences to the parents and family of Abdul-Rahman Kassig." —President Obama http://t.co/FNhXxwj8Re

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 16, 2014

This is #KeystoneXL in a nutshell. (I still love Canada but come on) #NoKXL http://t.co/EAXmayOAVG

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Steve Marmel (@Marmel) November 15, 2014

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Pres. Obama is down under shirtfronting on climate change (that’s Aussie for kicking ass and taking names) http://t.co/FIzqw37vgx

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Matthew McGregor (@mcgregormt) November 16, 2014

U.S., EU override Australia to put climate change on G20 agenda reut.rs/1y4aBcJ

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Reuters Top News (@Reuters) November 16, 2014

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Lower oil prices are set to give the U.S. economy a multibillion-dollar boost nyti.ms/1xFPcIl http://t.co/1Fwo25fkwn

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The New York Times (@nytimes) November 16, 2014

Sales at U.S. retailers rose in October, snapping back from the first decline in eight months on.mktw.net/1ELkRKI http://t.co/5tAFO6oeqT

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If Obama is already a lame duck president, no one seems to have told him nyti.ms/1vapLjA

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The New York Times (@nytimes) November 16, 2014

Republicans & MSM don't seem to realize President Obama hasn't been a conventional president. They expect him to be a conventional lame duck

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meta (@metaquest) November 15, 2014

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Big mac http://t.co/waikHjE7qP

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Keith M. (@ksecus) November 15, 2014

There is something wrong with this world http://t.co/Q9M6tjXN4A

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Alex Lee (@acl167) November 15, 2014

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See Republican heads explode when they read this Reagan quote on amnesty for immigrants http://t.co/OGr81aGZLZ

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ɹoʇɐuǝʌou (@novenator) November 14, 2014

President Obama isn’t in support of amnesty, you’re thinking of Saint Ronnie Reagan (VIDEO) addictinginfo.org/2014/11/15/oba… @GOP

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meta (@metaquest) November 16, 2014

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What people around the world see as the greatest danger pewrsr.ch/1vik4xT http://t.co/PwfDC87kaH

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Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) November 14, 2014

#ThingsThatScareRepublicans Widely shared prosperity that empowers workers to negotiate on equal footing with employers

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  (@LOLGOP) November 16, 2014

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#YSEALI Fellowship will bring 500 exceptional young leaders from #ASEAN countries to the United States on an annual basis

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@NSCPress (@NSCPress) November 14, 2014

Immigration, Impeachment, And Insanity On The Republican Right nationalmemo.com/immigration-im… via @nationalmemo

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Denise Ingram (@leclemot) November 16, 2014

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GOP: Exec. order on immigration was obviously constitutional when Reagan and Bush did it. But if Obama does, impeach! huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/15/rea…

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Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) November 16, 2014

It'll be difficult for Republicans to reject executive action on immigration and not to be seen as anti-immigrant and anti-Latino.

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JORGE RAMOS (@jorgeramosnews) November 16, 2014

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We've only waited 6 years for the GOP to come up with an Obamacare alternative. Why not wait 10 more for their immigration plan?

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  (@LOLGOP) November 16, 2014

Obama move to shield immigrants from deportation has precedents; Reagan and Bush also did it: apne.ws/1yHFKmc

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AP Politics (@AP_Politics) November 15, 2014

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In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.

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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) November 16, 2014

did u guys know that if u put on a shirt that's 1 size bigger u feel like waaaaayyyy less fat? technology is amazing

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albro (@BromanConsul) November 04, 2014

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The way a dog reacts to fireworks is the same way I react when my phone rings.

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Noodles (@Dawn_M_) November 09, 2014

People camping out 3+ weeks before Black Friday is why aliens don't even bother visiting us.

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Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 13, 2014

@TheMichaelRock true, they are looking for intelligent life.

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Jameskelly (@kejimkelly111) November 13, 2014

A Tweet Or Two

Merle Haggard: ‘It’s Criminal What They Do to Our President’: ow.ly/EjMYZ #tcot http://t.co/fNPIlMIcpC

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R.Saddler (@Politics_PR) November 15, 2014

This is the #BEST statement I have read about #OBAMACARE.. It does not get any better!! #stoprush #uniteblue #p2 http://t.co/MEn0jP8v82

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Boop (@B140Tweet) November 14, 2014

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This Barack Obama speech just makes me depressed about how poor our own political leadership is in comparison #G20Brisbane #ObamaUQ

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Peter Johnson (@P_Johnson9) November 15, 2014

The NRA tried to oust governors who signed gun safety laws after massacres in their states. They failed miserably: mm4a.org/1ugtGJu

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Media Matters (@mmfa) November 15, 2014

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"@dtmfman: @MsTrishia @MikeOatway1 http://t.co/xpko8eqQWf" Another #ASSHOLEoftheYEAR

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lawana gilbert- (@Kaygirl8Lawana) November 15, 2014

Mark Cuban is out here touting Ayn Rand to everyone while the public pays for 30 percent of his team's arena.

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Travis Waldron (@Travis_Waldron) November 13, 2014

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This says it all!!! http://t.co/aYjLrVEOE6

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Quantum Mechanic (@JamesEFinch) November 11, 2014

This is how I know I am in the wrong line of work: Tell me again, Who's lazy? #GOP #DEM #Congress #unemployment http://t.co/b0urjW5gld

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Thaddeus Howze (@ebonstorm) November 12, 2014

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Child prodigy Carson Huey-You, 11, starts first semester at college studying quantum physics buff.ly/1xdYWLg http://t.co/PwwjI2H2lX

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Mike Street (@MrMikeStreet) November 11, 2014

Elizabeth Warren warns: Corporations are taking over the courts with GOP’s help: ow.ly/3uh2hO #p2 #tcot http://t.co/0x3C071qGP

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R.Saddler (@Politics_PR) November 12, 2014

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Senator Ted Cruz complains about Net Neutrality on Twitter, a platform that might not even have existed if it weren't for Net Neutrality.

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Peter Rojas (@peterrojas) November 10, 2014

Minimum wage would be $25/hr if it grew like income of the top 1% motherjones.com/politics/2013/… http://t.co/5vRkGLNEN2

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Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) November 15, 2014

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It appears HealthCare.gov is working, which will surely get as much coverage as last year, when it did not.

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Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) November 15, 2014

Crazy idea. Instead of trying to take insurance from the 10 million who've gained it, we try to cover the tens of millions who need it.

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  (@LOLGOP) November 15, 2014

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.@GOP a native american guy started working at the place I buy my grill equipment.I am sick of illegals taking our jobs ‘

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rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 15, 2014

The GOP hates Obamacare because it taxes the rich and the super rich to help working people get insurance. That's it. eclectablog.com/2014/04/why-th…

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[accidentally grabs rat trap instead of condoms and looks at cute checkout girl] "excuse me miss, do you have these in extra large?"

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Brent (@murrman5) November 15, 2014

whenever i hear that customer service calls are going to be recorded i do one of my raps because I’m done paying for studio time

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philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) November 05, 2014

Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama listens during a meeting with aides on Air Force One en route to Beijing, China, Nov. 16, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Today

10:05 PM EDT: The President arrives at the White House

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The Week Ahead

Monday

The President will attend meetings at the White House

Tuesday

Participates in an Ambassador Credentialing Ceremony in the Oval Office

Wednesday

Hosts “ConnectED to the Future”, a conference with superintendents and other educators from across the country who are leading their schools and districts in the transition to digital learning

Thursday

Awards a new class of recipients the National Medal of Science and National Medal of Technology and Innovation

Friday

Attends meetings at the White House

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On This Day

President Obama arrives at Beijing Capital International Airport on November 16, 2009

Signing an autograph during a working lunch with Shanghai Mayor Han Zheng in Shanghai, China, Nov. 16, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Arriving at Canberra’s Fairbairn Airport for the start of his two-day visit to Australia, Nov 16, 2011

Participating in an official arrival ceremony at Parliament House in Canberra on November 16, 2011

President Obama and Australian PM Julia Gillard greet students gathered at Parliament House in Canberra, Australia, and the President gets a hug from Chelsea Gallagher, Nov 16, 2011

Greeted by students as he arrives with Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard at Parliament House in Canberra on November 16, 2011

Prime Minister Gillard proposes a toast to President Obama during the Parliamentary Dinner at Parliament House in Canberra, Australia, Nov. 16, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Early Bird Chat

Homeward Bound: President Obama waves as he departs from Royal Australian Air Force’s Base Amberley after the the G20 Leaders Summit on November 16, 2014

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Sunday!