Monday Is Done. Here Comes The Laughter

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"Hey you can't play the same word 3 times!"
If you were my real son you'd get the hint
"What?"
Nothing

— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) October 20, 2014

Fuck it, send.

-God making the platypus

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) October 22, 2014

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My wife's doctor told her she needs to figure out what's stressing her out and get rid of it. The problem is I have no where else to live.

— Eeric (@ericsshadow) October 19, 2014

The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here.

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Master of Puppets (@BuckyIsotope) October 24, 2014

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https://twitter.com/carlyken/status/525080198770065408

[Cop pulls me over]
"Sir why are you sweating so much?"
Well the dead body in my trunk was heavy.
"What?"
I meant alive body
"Move along"

— ristolable (@ristolable) October 23, 2014

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Who's a good boy? Are you? Are you a good boy? Who's a good boy? The answer...may surprise you. Find out tonight on Dog News.

— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) October 15, 2014

My sister's friend posted YOLOWEEN! as her Facebook status so I just blocked her and her entire family.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 21, 2014

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If you give a cop the finger, he'll pull you over & say "That was one hell of a badass move. We could use more guys like you on the force."

— ristolable (@ristolable) October 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/524931870904303616

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https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/525321154685181952

50% of all men who tell women to 'relax' go missing; the rest never have sex again.

— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) October 15, 2014

A Tweet Or Two

Not planning on voting tomorrow? Not a good choice! Don't let others decide your future! @LWVGT @LWV Please RT! pic.twitter.com/bjuCQuPcgo

— League of Women Voters of Greater Tucson (@LWVGT) November 3, 2014

This is your nation. Stay involved in the solution. #VoteDem2014 http://t.co/cEq7cnFA9T pic.twitter.com/F8ESikGzhz

— meta (@metaquest) November 3, 2014

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.@JoeBiden isn't buying the growing consensus that Republicans are poised to take the Senate: http://t.co/EtUAUEmPz1 pic.twitter.com/VKJre5thiS

— CNN (@CNN) November 3, 2014

"Overall economy grew at a healthy 3.5%, completing the strongest six-month period of growth in more than a decade." http://t.co/K5FlSIb23y

— Rob Cohen (@Rob_Coh) November 3, 2014

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Obama's Approval Rating Remains Unchanged This Year, So Why All The Press Coverage About "Sinking" Poll Numbers? http://t.co/RYSigXaOAj

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) November 3, 2014

Everything we have worked for comes to this. Make sure you have a plan to vote on Election Day: http://t.co/zL4dmI612w

— Wendy Davis (@wendydavis) November 3, 2014

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Mitch: GOP to go right back to repealing ACA post mid-terms. back to bankruptcies,18000 dead/yr b/c no ins. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/rmhkVpc7lt

— margaret stuart md (@marstu67) November 3, 2014

Latinos can help bring down the Texas GOP on Nov 4. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/kqCP2dLueC

— BCarrz (@bcarrz) November 3, 2014

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https://twitter.com/SCalaisS/status/529070032572416000

I don't care if you ain't got but $10 in your pocket, your vote is worth a billion dollars on Tuesday. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/1OrTT8OjOb

— UniteBlue Wisconsin (@UniteBlueWI) November 3, 2014

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Early voting growth in #NC over 2010 EV:
*blacks +45%
*whites +13%
*Dem +25%
*GOP +5%
*indies: +45%
h/t @jonathankappler & @CatawbaPolitics

— Taniel (@Taniel) November 2, 2014

#VoteBlue on Tuesday, Nov 4, so this doesn't become the permanent Preamble to the Constitution... pic.twitter.com/UWfCrlJ01w

— Dudette 👑 🐳- Vaxxed & Still Masked 😷💛🐝 (@Dudette9t9) November 2, 2014

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BIG NEWS: Check out the Raleigh @newsobserver's strong endorsement for Kay: http://t.co/Y7ynSiMx0V #NCSen pic.twitter.com/LzkLfe2Mkg

— Kay Hagan (@kayhagan) November 2, 2014

NC early voting done: Dems cast 25% more ballots than in 2010, & GOPers cast just 5% more. Independents? 45% more! (via @CatawbaPolitics)

— Taniel (@Taniel) November 2, 2014

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#Florida Democrats cut the GOP's early voting edge to 4.3%. (It was 5.3% Friday, 8% a week ago, 12.7% in 2010.) Dems now want a big Sunday.

— Taniel (@Taniel) November 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/DahmPublishing/status/528756183331790848

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BAC Local 2 MI members during break at the U of Michigan Munger Hall jobsite show their support 4 .@MarkSchauer 4 Gov pic.twitter.com/50sFf3XgBQ

— Bricklayers & Allied Craftworkers Union (@IUBAC) October 31, 2014

Someone should ask @Nina_Pham if she agrees with Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst. pic.twitter.com/XLWBfwQTvO

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) November 3, 2014

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 https://twitter.com/jeromebristow76/status/529068807751749632

10 million new jobs. Say it again. 10 million new jobs. Choosing a side to vote for Tuesday should be easy #voteblue pic.twitter.com/IfGYelLbcd

— 💉♻️🇺🇸 Christopher Zullo (@ChrisJZullo) November 3, 2014

28 Million Thanks!

We’ll delay the party until after the election, then we can go champagne crazy.

Chat On!

First Lady Campaigns For Anthony G Brown

5:0 EDT: The First Lady Campaigns For Anthony G Brown in Maryland

Live here

You Need A Reason To Vote Blue? Here Is Your Answer

#YESWEDID! U.S. Govt Just Posted Its First 4-Month Budget Surplus In Almost A Decade #VoteBlue http://t.co/xyqeHdOHSt http://t.co/kWq6JiWXjI

— 𝚋𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗 (@TheBaxterBean) November 3, 2014

Unemployment rate in October 2009: 10 percent. Unemployment rate now: 5.9 percent. Thanks Obama! pic.twitter.com/ScpnZNAXgF #VoteBlue

— Benny (@bennyr82) November 3, 2014

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Democrats stand and fight for your future, jobs that pay a living wage, healthcare, education #VoteBlue #Uniteblue pic.twitter.com/20VCDkMxMY

— Sharon Holle (@HolleSharon) November 3, 2014

RT and #voteblue if you agree. pic.twitter.com/sZWqqutyOj

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) November 3, 2014

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How Pro Life?#VoteBlue#WomenWillVote#YesAllWomen pic.twitter.com/o6HUQT0n4k

— Dex-Race-Is-Myth (@WordsDefineLife) November 3, 2014

I think, therefore I am not Republican. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/nlCOjrr9Ik

— Laurel M. Davila (@laureldavilacpa) November 3, 2014

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https://twitter.com/cassandra17lina/status/529107767232303104

Gas below $3. Unemployment below 6%. Stock market above 17,000. Damn that Obama & his failed Socialist job-killing policies! #GOPfail

— Kennett Area Dems (@KennettDems) November 3, 2014

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A vote for the GOP is a vote for the 1% #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/hhlhW7z3sA

— #RandyResistING Authoritarianism (@RandyResist) November 3, 2014

#VoteBlue Because There Is Only
One Party Looking Out For All Of Us pic.twitter.com/9A3uv0onKD

— FiredUp (@patricia_linna) November 3, 2014

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GOP Politics Explained; #Vote Blue for a BETTER Future for EVERYONE!! pic.twitter.com/P2A3sHC4U3

— Joyce Jeffries (@MsRock4Ever) November 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/onecaliberal/status/529086376621248512

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There are ZERO background checks in 33 States for private gun sales! Thanks to the @NRA and the @GOP! #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/9HlDKTddWt

— Benny (@bennyr82) November 3, 2014

We don't allow billionaires with extremist views to own sports teams. Don't let them buy our elections. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/xumorZvBCq

— Subscribe to Unprecedented on Ghost - no paywall! (@TheDailyEdge) November 3, 2014

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Need Medicaid like I do #VOTEBLUE #UniteBlue

— FRED CHRISTIAN #Impact 🟧 (@FredChristian10) November 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/JeremyDeeSelden/status/529075645268393984

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Voting Rights Act is not a racial entitlement. It's a critical protection of our fundamental right to vote. #VoteBlue pic.twitter.com/a6tENR2o1f

— K Smith 💙🟧🌻🟦 (@Smith83K) November 3, 2014

"The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice.." LBJ #VoteBlue #UniteBIue pic.twitter.com/3lBkOOa8D1

— K Smith 💙🟧🌻🟦 (@Smith83K) November 3, 2014

Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Obama looks out the window in the Blue Room of the White House before holding a press conference, Nov. 3, 2010 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Today

10:45: The President meets with members of his economic team and senior advisors, Situation Room

12:0: White House Press Briefing

2:0: The President meets with Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen, Oval Office

* The First Lady campaigns for Anthony Brown in Maryland (Doors open 2:30 EDT)

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RT and #voteblue if you agree. pic.twitter.com/sZWqqutyOj

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) November 3, 2014

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The Week Ahead

Tuesday: The President attends meetings at the White House.

Wednesday: Attends meetings at the White House.

Thursday: Awards the Medal of Honor to Army First Lieutenant Alonzo H. Cushing for conspicuous gallantry.

In the evening, as part of the “In Performance at the White House” series and the Joining Forces initiative, the President and First Lady will invite music legends, members of the U.S. military, military veterans, and their families to the White House for a celebration of the men and women who serve the United States. The program will be held on the South Lawn.

Friday:  The President will hold a Cabinet meeting.

Sunday: The President will travel to Beijing, China.

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Still Laughing:

I was so excited about the President’s visit, I took this crowd video sideways. But it’s still cool. https://t.co/v3ihdgxTjg

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) November 2, 2014

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‘Republicans are funny. Climate change? ‘I’m not a scientist’. Women’s reproductive rights? They’re all doctors.’ pic.twitter.com/Ut1uS1kfGB

— TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 2, 2014

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‘Get It, Mr Prez!’

“Get it Mr Prez!” https://t.co/LAh01HFvSf http://t.co/M93DTUKqgS

— TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 3, 2014

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On This Day

Senator Barack Obama sheds tears while talking about his grandmother Madelyn Dunham who raised him and passed away this morning, during a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, November 03, 2008

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President Obama makes an election night phone call to Rep. John Boehner from his Treaty Room office in the White House residence a couple of minutes after midnight, Nov. 3, 2010 (Pete Souza)

President Obama talks with Vice President Biden in the Oval Office, Nov. 3, 2010 (Pete Souza)

Milwaukee, November 3, 2012

Gambier, November 2012 (Photo by Thomas Miller for Obama for America)

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MoooOOOooorning!

Early Bird Chat

On This Day: Senator Barack Obama sheds tears while talking about his grandmother Madelyn Dunham who raised him and passed away that morning (Nov 2), during a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, November 03, 2008

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Morning everyone.