A boy dressed as a college graduate looks up at President Obama as the president greets costumed trick-or-treaters during Halloween festivities by the South Portico of the White House
Well, you are right on time for the party. Now don’t forget to make a donation to Newt 2016. Depending on the size of your donation, you could receive your very own mankini.
I, David (or maybe it’s Charles – who can tell ?) am sitting here counting my money and hoping it will buy Congress for the oligarchs. Only we white, filthy rich old men deserve to run the U.S. of A. You all can be our serfs. Won’t that be justice for all?
Well perhaps, I don’t get to New York City much. It’s also me butt tweeting which some in my Party have told me is some of my best tweets, thank you very much.
Btw Mark, speaking of butt tweeting, that’s mostly what you do, is that right? I would like to take some lessons from the Master. I bet you can butt tweet on two phones at once.
Yesterday Obama said people in the 21st century should elect officials from the 21st century and obviously he meant me. I’m hip. I’m down with the people. I know all about technology.
what whattt!!!! it takes a brave man to randomly accuse someone of something horrible based on no evidence. Oh, and congratulations on being cleared of your underage sex and abuse of office charges.
In my ‘hood, ya know it’s Halloween when you hear Thriller or some version of it at least 3x or more! I swear, I heard Thriller on the radio when I went in to work and when I left. Have you tried NOT to do the Thriller dance when the song comes on? Shoot, I was driving with one hand, dancing with the other…lol
I mean, I didn’t learn the whole dance as a teenager just to not perform it cause I’m driving 😉
Hey everybody! Stop whatever you’re doing and look at me! Badass Ed Henry here..FOX WH reporter extraordinaire….!! Don’t laugh, I really am good at shooting down the stupid Dems with awesome gotcha questions that don’t seem to bother them one bit, but I keep on trying to find the right buttons to push because I’m a REPORTER for FOX, dammit! The best fair and balanced news there is. Koolaid? Fuck no! I didn’t drink the Koolaid! Here…just look at how frazzled I got Carney one day. I”m so freaking clever…I just love myself, all by myse…oh, wait….the mike’s on? Shit. I mean shoot! Anyway, just look at this walk down memory lane…..kicking Dem ass and taking names, baby!
You deserve a raise and promotion Ed. You have a way of stumping Obama with your excellent line of questioning. I know he’s scared of you. In fact the entire Dem/Obama coalition is scared of Ed Henry. And they should be! 🙂
Lizza! My Man!! How you doin’ bro?! I love it when I stump Obummer. HAHAHA. Make him really start stumblin’ over his words trying to keep all his lies straight…we’re the only ones that get to lie over at FOX! He’s just sliding on my turf now! No can do, Mr. President! AAHHH….don’t you just love that perpetual smirk on my face? Swear, that’s come in handy more times than I can tell you, Lizza… Keeps them guessing when I don’t know WTF I’m talking about!! Makes me look like I’m a serious journo, doncha think??
Yes, yes Ed. I was so thrilled the other day when you stumped him good, that I couldn’t sleep for a week.
And as I was telling our good buddy Jon Karl, the media needs more people like us – to bring back objectivity and truth in reporting. Too much bias in the news these days, and it’s all Obama’s fault.
Ed buddy, hate to break it to ya but you ain’t that good lookin’ which ain’t gonna work AT ALL on FOX. Take a look at me – there’s LOTS of good pictures of me (and if you can’t find them I’ll be happy to send you a few of my best from the photo shoot this weekend). Here’s what I think you need to do since the only qualification needed at FOX is looks. (They must have had the idea that you just had dental surgery before they hired you and that was what accounted for that chipmunk face of yours.) I guess that’s not post surgery swelling though huh? Ouch. I say go on a damn diet and see if you can lose about 10lbs — but in the face, ok? Otherwise, you’re toast like I’m going to be in NH goshdarnit. Here’s lookin’ at ya kid! LOL!
My bad, I just have never seen a smirk that looked like someone had eaten a watermelon whole. Maybe all you need is a bigger neck sized shirt. Maybe 3 sizes larger ok dude?
EVERY TIME I SEE TURTLE’S PICTURE…I HAVE TO REACH FOR THE MAALOX!!!!!…I COULDN’T EVEN SHARE A STAGE WITH THAT LOWER THAN PLANT LIFE POLIITICIAN UNLESS I WORE A HAZMATTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT!
I tells you pipo (excuse the tipo & gurama …me still stoned), that “Marijuana Mile-High Experiment” was swell;
now, I sure I can use that as an excuse to continue my perpetual disrespect of that WH occupant who has refused to pay me any attention – or as I routinely call him “Obambi” or “Holywood starlet”;
I have told you many times how cold and aloof Obambi is …..; you see how he is treating the kids “trick or treating” at the WH (fotos above capture this arrogance”;
don’t even get me started on Obambi’s wife (who I secretly envy);
Why can’t weak & girlie Obambi be as bold, manly & strong as Quarantine Christie or Good Hair Perry??? Why can’t he understand that he too needs to obnoxious & rude to ordinary voters & a bully of Medical Workers Dealing with Ebola?
I am glad I voted for McCain/Palin and Mitt (of course none of my pals in the media know this dark secret)
Buonasera Maureen, Silvio Berslusconi here. I don’t care who you voted for, your opinions or what you think because I so much enjoy how you always seem to get your hair to fall over one eye in that super-sexy way…… bellissima!
Me too Silvio! MoDo is one sexy New Yorker girl. What are you about 65 now, MoDo? I was wondering cuz I don’t think you have changed your official NYT photo in about 3 decades.
Greetings TOD peons. Its the princess Abby here. I need some advice, all my grandma’s friends are mad at me because I said a few things about Social Security. Boy – old people can be so touchy. Before going on TV I could always get out of embarrassing situations by batting my eyes and flashing my dimples. That’s not working – what should I try next.
You might want to say something bad about Obama – well that will certainly get you a nice raise from MSNBC….And I’m sure that Grandma and Grandpa Hunstman will call you their favorite grandbaby once more….
Coming back in to tell Abby that there’s only room for one bimbo at the top, and my daddy is smarter than hers. (Crosses leg) She can stay at the Cycle, this way she can sleep in later and catch up on her beauty sleep. 🙂 (Crosses leg)
My apologies, Hopef and the gang for missing the party – AND after I’d been to such pains today to get my costume ready! I literally could not access the site after my first comment since I wasn’t at home and the connection I was counting on, fell apart. I have been so ticked! My friend didn’t have the correct access code, so I had to wait for her hubby to get home. Grrrr! I’m sorry, and very disappointed.
No time to write articles, Aryanna, with final election day around the corner. Plus, are you still trying to get free articles? Haven’t you taken advantage of enough writers?
Hello, Joni Ernst checking in here to see if I won my Sharon Engel award for being the craziest candidate for the Senate. I’m hoping to beat Nevada’s record!!
Not Halloween related but Michael Grimm who was counted O-U T after the public threat to throw a NY reporter off the Senate balcony, not to mention his upcoming trial in January for fraud, theft, you name it……
That Mike Grimm is leading his Dem challenger, Dominic Recchia by 19 points and the NY pundits are pretending astonishment.
Here is the truth about that race. It is Staten island, the only Repub part of NYC and it is mostly white.
In the last debate, in his closing statement, Rep Grimm said that he would support affordable housing, sure he would, but only done the right way. Careful about “density.” That’s all it took. A veiled promise to keep the population as it is. From losing to a commanding lead in one fell swoop.
Embarassed pundits are spinning that suddenly Grimms opponent is not liked as people get to know him. Making the turnaround Recchia’s failure. Anything but accurately defining the racial fears defining the race.
As Geraldo I can’t be bothered with this stuff. I just got another good lead on Al Capone’s treasure….It’s underneath a dumpster behind the “Turtles” house.
OOooooooh…please do share your findings with us, Mr. Rivera. We will be coming up to the dumpster with our cameras, and reporting live while you uncover this long-lost treasure….and we’ll be sure to takes lots of selfies while we are there.
[Willard] just arrived – I cannot BELIEVE the party was held without me – I was promised by Karl Rove that you would all wait for my appearance – I’ll just go and ride the elevator to remind myself how rich I am.
I think Karl is still insisting that the party hasn’t started… according to his calculations anyway. Has Ann picked out a dress in honor of the elevator ride? 🙂
Maureen Dowd here, that is how a real leader (unlike that weak aloof WH occupant) does stuff – build your own elevator & use it quarantine your self from these common people (you know that 47%)
Hello Maureen – cannot believe – despite all your help that those ungratefuls preferred Mrs Obama to my dear sweet homemaker Miss Anne – those people have no idea how she struggled to make ends meet when we were first married.
I do hope you are suitably attired Newt – much as I love you there are some clothing items you need to pass on to rubbish collection – just some advice from my 100% brilliant brain.
And I see you’ve been breathlessly tweeting about that 1 chocolate cake since early this afternoon. Why didn’t you just ask the President to leave half for you?
Under longstanding rules, AF-1 pool must share that chocolate cake with the rest of the press. Bring paper plates and plastic forks.
I heard you got half of EVERY meal served on AF-1 except on Sundays because you needed to be a little lighter to get home fast to your NY apartment to to watch 60 Minutes.
I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don’t encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but are lousy in politics.
How’s the wife, Newt? Is it the same one from last year who had that awful platinum bowl on her head? Good Lord, I hope the surgery to remove it went ok. Wish me luck on Tuesday; these New Hampshire people are so hung up on geography and economics and environment and stuff; it’s really hard to be a carpetbagger even though I have a good truck to get me around…
The wife is just fine thank you for asking and yes, she is the same one.Gotta keep things consistent if I expect to win in 2016 don’t ya know.
You won’t need luck on Tuesday ….. just look at it this way. We’re at the crossroads. Down one road is a European centralized bureaucratic socialist welfare system in which politicians and bureaucrats define the future. Down the other road is a proud, solid, reaffirmation of American exceptionalism. We know which road you are standing on and we know which road the people want to travel.
I wouldn’t worry too much about Tuesday because the choice is clear and Scott you are it.
Happy Halloween fellow TODers. Sorry I (Bill O’Reilly) missed the festivities on the on the prior thread, I just got home from work. As EricFive I always try to tell it like it is. Sad I missed my chance to “tell it like it ain’t” as Billo. I really do treasure this special community and all of its wonderful members. Special thanks to HF2 for organizing the “costume party”.
Late to the party [AGAIN!] but Johnny checking in here. Bibi, I don’t know HOW you could talk about me, your dearest friend, the way you did! You know I am your one and forever, along with Lindsay. Hell, I am just as happy to bomb Palestine as I am Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran……! But that man we have to call president is trying to screw this up–my final and forever prediction. Waaaaaaa………WAY past my bedtime!
Hello, I am PAUL Broun from Georgia. I am liked only by people as crazy as I am. In fact, it’s so bad that i can’t stand myself. Therefore, i won’t be attending this party. You’re welcome.
Same—in fact I would put a flashing sign out front with that news. But I take it these are neighborhoods where they were expected to vote Repub, where they thought neighbors would be horrified by this news.
Has anybody seen even One promo from MSNBC encouraging people to watch their Election Night Coverage?
Me neither.
Scaling back is one thing.
Disappearing is another.
They do promo for festivals like “growing hope” whatever the F that is.
But The Place For Propaganda is feeling like they’d avoid Tuesday if they could.
Maybe this is good news for Democrats.
I sure hope so!
I heard Rachel promoting the election last night on her show. Fugelsang was on Stephanie Miller this morning, and they briefly discussed ratings. Heard him say subtly that there were reorganization taking place at MSNBC. Have no idea what he meant.
Rick Perry here was delayed at the border for more photo ops as I hunt down the ebola virus and save the country. See I lead the President follows. Now Mike , Andrea when are you all going to have me on your shows. I have been taking a mempory class so I can remember more than the first two things on a list. Rand I will wrastle you to the ground, you pipsqueak, the WH is mine.
Howya Joni [Dudette]. Thought you were coming to the party as Chris (I’m a nerd I know everything and I like to show you how much I *think* I know) Hayes. But I imagine Joni would be more fun.
I am working on eternally fact-challenged column for tomorrow;
for you TOD insiders, here are a few scoops from said column:
– those Outsiders (you know, the Obamas) used this evening’s trick or treat event at the WH to distribute candy to kids which looks so much like the “stuff” I bought in Denver & which made me feel very high;
– my sources say that 47% Mitt & Ms Ann would have had decorations made up silver & diamonds instead of this “common-man” stuff … just saying;
hey Mitt & Ms Ann, speak up and collaborate this story – well, facts don’t matter to me so I will just go ahead and send story in before deadline
And by the way I don’t object if people want to attack me, that’s their right. All I’m suggesting that it’s not going to be very effective and that people are going to get sick of it very fast.
Pandrea Bitchell checking in to say – FLOTUS! I am so in awe of, and in love with her, can’t help wishing I WAS HER! (and btw – mp here: POTUS wears that sweater and jeans rather well, eh?) 😉 ❤ 🐻
Hey Mitch Turtle (aka, 4MoreFor44), how does it feel to tables turned on you so that the sole goal of a female KY Dem Candidate is to make you a …term (30 yrs) senator?
See this is the stuff that makes us crazy here in the GOP. This is just another example of the liberal agenda of using legalities versus good ole boy ways of winning an election. This Alison girl has a lotta nerve running against the minority leader. How would he continue to lead minorities if he lost? That’s a question those smart liberals never ask do they?
Scott (Scotty with the brown truck) Brown.
#GOP Breaking: Alison Grimes Files For Injunction Against McConnell For Illegal Voter Suppression Tactics http://t.co/yRgeWKdr32
Hey you idiot Obama lovers, it’s Rick Scott, governor of Florida…yeah that Rick Scott. When I was here earlier, I told you peons I would be back.
I would have been earlier, but I could tell some of you had some electronical devices, which I told you was against the rules. Hey, I see a hair dryer over there, watch it or I’ll leave.
Bad enough I have to put up with this crap from that weakling Crist who, apparently, faints if the temperature is over 65 degrees. And he wants to be governor of Florida. Hey Crist boy, it gets hot here in this state.
Anyway, I hear you peons have been saying some nasty things about me and the lack of Medicaid expansion in the sunshine state. Especially somebody named Jovie. By the way, is that person related to this weird japa person whose ID i am logging in under. Weird names you guys have here. I bet you’re all illegal aliens from beyond Mars or something. Well, I’ll see you never vote in my state.
Anyway, about that Medicaid, see the reason we don’t expand it is because we don’t need it. Florida is the Sunshine State, and that means plenty of Vitamin D. So people are all healthy here to begin with.
So just sit down and shut up (I learned that from my buddy Chuck up in New Jersey, kinda catchy).
So anyway, you guys have a good Halloween. After all, its the only good thing you’re going to have for a while. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Tavis Smiley reporting late! I was busy hanging out with my new buddy BillO at Fox. Bill and I agree that Obama has done more to increase hunger and poverty among my Black brothers and sisters. Obama has been bad news for the Black, upward mobility, grifters. Exhibit #1: ME! Ever since Obama was elected President i’ve heard a rough time convincing shady companies, like Wells Fargo Bank, to donate money to my my “Black Agenda Conferences.” Why? I tell you why: Obama passed that so called Consumer Protection Agency aimed at stopping predatory lending by businesses that were supporting my Black Agenda conferences. Exhibit #2: My brother and friend, the great Dr., philosopher, prophet, Dr. West are no longer being invited to speak during Black History Month. This means we are loosing thousands of dollars of speaking fees because most Black people love Obama. In the days of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush I was guaranteed millions of dollars to finance my Black Agenda Conferences. Now the only way I can make some money is to go on talk shows like MTP and the O’Reilly Factor to expose what a terrible president Obama has been to Black people. I know people here at TOD despise me along with my brother, Cornel West, the great Doctor, prophet, and the #1 Black intellectual in the entire world. If Obama had invited Dr. West and I to his inaugurals, we would have shared with him our plan to totally end Black poverty in the first two years of his presidency. I am absolutely convinced that if Hillary Clinton had been elected president, instead of Obama, she would have ended Black poverty in two to four years. I also know for a fact that Hillary would have invited me and the Great Doctor, Philosopher, Prophet , Dr. West, to her inaugural. By the way, why didn’t Obama, like Dr. West, go to Ferguson, Missouri to lead the protest against the killing of an innocent Black teenager and risk being arrested? I tell you, Obama is not black enough. He is — as my brother and BFF, Dr. West, says– a sell-out plutocrat. More importantly, Obama has mesmerized Black people, who overwhelmingly supported in two election, making it difficult for people like me to convince our corporate financiers that we have the support of the Black community.
This validates my sentiment that President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.
Obama White House.gov
The Obama Diary 
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swbluega!!!!!!
Halloween Hopefruit, the last thread was an absolute hoot – thank you sooooooooo much for making it possible!!! 🙂
Yes! Thanks for putting this together, and to all who participated 🙂 . Aint no part like a TOD party!!! WOOT WOOT. 😀
But,checking out for now cuz, like the Gap Band I gotta get up early in the mornin,,, 😎
Thank you Mr. Paul! 🙂
Congratulations to swbluega from Koch Roach #! (and more so, Judith)
Thanks, Judith! [And Count Knoller thanks you Koch Roach #1]
Congrats on 1st, swbluega!
🙂
Hew you peons, it’s Koch Roach #1
Well, you are right on time for the party. Now don’t forget to make a donation to Newt 2016. Depending on the size of your donation, you could receive your very own mankini.
EMO here.
Hey Emo….. SQUIRREL!
Vote Newt 2016
hahahahahaha
[Knoller]: Since I’m counting, ONE
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Republican stealing votes clerk here. 🙂
Happy Halloween 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
I, David (or maybe it’s Charles – who can tell ?) am sitting here counting my money and hoping it will buy Congress for the oligarchs. Only we white, filthy rich old men deserve to run the U.S. of A. You all can be our serfs. Won’t that be justice for all?
And I don’t need a costume to scare the bejeesus out of you! (Koch #1)
Hey Koch Bro,
your work buying Ohio’s Kasich is the talk of the state;
now you & your brother can go on polluting The Ohio River
I’m so damn glad those debates are over. My Google Maps totally failed me last night. Or was it the night before? Anyway, Bqhatevwr
“Bqhatevwr”…is that some gastronomic delicacy?
Well perhaps, I don’t get to New York City much. It’s also me butt tweeting which some in my Party have told me is some of my best tweets, thank you very much.
Btw Mark, speaking of butt tweeting, that’s mostly what you do, is that right? I would like to take some lessons from the Master. I bet you can butt tweet on two phones at once.
What a mental image! Sounds like a fabulous way to tone the gluetes, though.
Just two phones? I can do better than that…AND generate with REAL words in the process.
he voting green because….SAY it With me….HE’S SO DISAPPOINTED!!….ohhh myyy goodness
Yesterday Obama said people in the 21st century should elect officials from the 21st century and obviously he meant me. I’m hip. I’m down with the people. I know all about technology.
Vote MankiniNewt 2016
Ha Ha! Ciao MankiniNewt,
Silvio Berlusconi here. In Italia, I think we would call your device a stupidophone.
what whattt!!!! it takes a brave man to randomly accuse someone of something horrible based on no evidence. Oh, and congratulations on being cleared of your underage sex and abuse of office charges.
Grazie and mi dispiace (sorry) for insulting you Sig. MankiniNewt. I realize that you are, like me, an expert at having mistresses.
Evening peeps.
In my ‘hood, ya know it’s Halloween when you hear Thriller or some version of it at least 3x or more! I swear, I heard Thriller on the radio when I went in to work and when I left. Have you tried NOT to do the Thriller dance when the song comes on? Shoot, I was driving with one hand, dancing with the other…lol
I mean, I didn’t learn the whole dance as a teenager just to not perform it cause I’m driving 😉
Hey everybody! Stop whatever you’re doing and look at me! Badass Ed Henry here..FOX WH reporter extraordinaire….!! Don’t laugh, I really am good at shooting down the stupid Dems with awesome gotcha questions that don’t seem to bother them one bit, but I keep on trying to find the right buttons to push because I’m a REPORTER for FOX, dammit! The best fair and balanced news there is. Koolaid? Fuck no! I didn’t drink the Koolaid! Here…just look at how frazzled I got Carney one day. I”m so freaking clever…I just love myself, all by myse…oh, wait….the mike’s on? Shit. I mean shoot! Anyway, just look at this walk down memory lane…..kicking Dem ass and taking names, baby!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/09/25/ed_henry_s_dumb_gotcha_of_course_jay_carney_wants_health_insurance.html
You deserve a raise and promotion Ed. You have a way of stumping Obama with your excellent line of questioning. I know he’s scared of you. In fact the entire Dem/Obama coalition is scared of Ed Henry. And they should be! 🙂
Best,
Chris Cillizza.
Lizza! My Man!! How you doin’ bro?! I love it when I stump Obummer. HAHAHA. Make him really start stumblin’ over his words trying to keep all his lies straight…we’re the only ones that get to lie over at FOX! He’s just sliding on my turf now! No can do, Mr. President! AAHHH….don’t you just love that perpetual smirk on my face? Swear, that’s come in handy more times than I can tell you, Lizza… Keeps them guessing when I don’t know WTF I’m talking about!! Makes me look like I’m a serious journo, doncha think??
Yes, yes Ed. I was so thrilled the other day when you stumped him good, that I couldn’t sleep for a week.
And as I was telling our good buddy Jon Karl, the media needs more people like us – to bring back objectivity and truth in reporting. Too much bias in the news these days, and it’s all Obama’s fault.
EVERYTHING’S Obama’s fault! HAHAHAHAHA:) Stupid sheeple eat this stuff up….hahahaha
Ed buddy, hate to break it to ya but you ain’t that good lookin’ which ain’t gonna work AT ALL on FOX. Take a look at me – there’s LOTS of good pictures of me (and if you can’t find them I’ll be happy to send you a few of my best from the photo shoot this weekend). Here’s what I think you need to do since the only qualification needed at FOX is looks. (They must have had the idea that you just had dental surgery before they hired you and that was what accounted for that chipmunk face of yours.) I guess that’s not post surgery swelling though huh? Ouch. I say go on a damn diet and see if you can lose about 10lbs — but in the face, ok? Otherwise, you’re toast like I’m going to be in NH goshdarnit. Here’s lookin’ at ya kid! LOL!
DOOD! What???!! You don’t like my smirk face?
My bad, I just have never seen a smirk that looked like someone had eaten a watermelon whole. Maybe all you need is a bigger neck sized shirt. Maybe 3 sizes larger ok dude?
Trick or treat!
Yay! The party is officially started!
I thought of you when I saw this on Colbert last night. God Bless George Takei:
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/365nm9/america-s-midterm-indifference—george-takei
Two of my favorite Dudes! ❤❤❤
I can’t believe these dirtiest of tricks the Repubs are pulling (or maybe I can, but it is beyond disgusting)
EVERY TIME I SEE TURTLE’S PICTURE…I HAVE TO REACH FOR THE MAALOX!!!!!…I COULDN’T EVEN SHARE A STAGE WITH THAT LOWER THAN PLANT LIFE POLIITICIAN UNLESS I WORE A HAZMATTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT!
NYT’s Maureen Dowd here:
I tells you pipo (excuse the tipo & gurama …me still stoned), that “Marijuana Mile-High Experiment” was swell;
now, I sure I can use that as an excuse to continue my perpetual disrespect of that WH occupant who has refused to pay me any attention – or as I routinely call him “Obambi” or “Holywood starlet”;
I have told you many times how cold and aloof Obambi is …..; you see how he is treating the kids “trick or treating” at the WH (fotos above capture this arrogance”;
don’t even get me started on Obambi’s wife (who I secretly envy);
Why can’t weak & girlie Obambi be as bold, manly & strong as Quarantine Christie or Good Hair Perry??? Why can’t he understand that he too needs to obnoxious & rude to ordinary voters & a bully of Medical Workers Dealing with Ebola?
I am glad I voted for McCain/Palin and Mitt (of course none of my pals in the media know this dark secret)
Buonasera Maureen, Silvio Berslusconi here. I don’t care who you voted for, your opinions or what you think because I so much enjoy how you always seem to get your hair to fall over one eye in that super-sexy way…… bellissima!
Thanks Berlusconi (batting my eyes at you – I know how much your “pay attention” to the fairer gender);
I am sure my fellow newstainers notice my ethereal beauty – that is the only reason I have not been fired from the NYT inspite of the crapp I write
Me too Silvio! MoDo is one sexy New Yorker girl. What are you about 65 now, MoDo? I was wondering cuz I don’t think you have changed your official NYT photo in about 3 decades.
Oh no, I am not ever going to change that photo…… evah!!!
if my pot-smoking in Denver could not make me get a new portrait, you know nothing ever will
[Knoller]: Finished counting all of POTUS’ campaign events this weekend. Now I’m counting VPOTUS’ events.
lololol
Greetings TOD peons. Its the princess Abby here. I need some advice, all my grandma’s friends are mad at me because I said a few things about Social Security. Boy – old people can be so touchy. Before going on TV I could always get out of embarrassing situations by batting my eyes and flashing my dimples. That’s not working – what should I try next.
Abby Huntsman, please try repeating your last name over & over & telling the Seniors that you will share your trust fund with them
You might want to say something bad about Obama – well that will certainly get you a nice raise from MSNBC….And I’m sure that Grandma and Grandpa Hunstman will call you their favorite grandbaby once more….
Talk to Mika..
Coming back in to tell Abby that there’s only room for one bimbo at the top, and my daddy is smarter than hers. (Crosses leg) She can stay at the Cycle, this way she can sleep in later and catch up on her beauty sleep. 🙂 (Crosses leg)
My apologies, Hopef and the gang for missing the party – AND after I’d been to such pains today to get my costume ready! I literally could not access the site after my first comment since I wasn’t at home and the connection I was counting on, fell apart. I have been so ticked! My friend didn’t have the correct access code, so I had to wait for her hubby to get home. Grrrr! I’m sorry, and very disappointed.
No worries, and glad to have you back with us VC. Anyway, the party is still go on Rev Barber! 🙂
It is? Thanks, Hf. I am trying to get the party atmosphere by a review (as fast as I can) on the previous thread.
Oh Rev. Barber, would you like to right an article for me to post on the Huffington Post?
No time to write articles, Aryanna, with final election day around the corner. Plus, are you still trying to get free articles? Haven’t you taken advantage of enough writers?
Here, since I do want this to be spread ……
I’m driving the kids around to collect candy! 🎃
@20Committee,,,the most “disappointed” of all
I think he is trying to impress that right-wing woman he sexted his d*@!pic to with his ODS.
hahahahaha
Problem for the war fanatics is that he won’t attack any countries – war is the GOP way to keep the peasants under control.
Backspace key = Benghazi! Sheryl Atkisson, that guiding light of truth and objective political thought, writes a book! Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!
Hello, Joni Ernst checking in here to see if I won my Sharon Engel award for being the craziest candidate for the Senate. I’m hoping to beat Nevada’s record!!
Heyyy, I thought ** I ** was Joni Erst!
Here piggy-piggy! Hold still so I can cut off yer nuts’!’😷
You were Chris Hayes 😀😀
Ms. Ernst, I saw that ABC news did a nice free informercial for you this evening. WOW…you should be thanking them immensely – win or lose on Tuesday….
Oh I do thank them. I like free stuff! 😎
Not Halloween related but Michael Grimm who was counted O-U T after the public threat to throw a NY reporter off the Senate balcony, not to mention his upcoming trial in January for fraud, theft, you name it……
That Mike Grimm is leading his Dem challenger, Dominic Recchia by 19 points and the NY pundits are pretending astonishment.
Here is the truth about that race. It is Staten island, the only Repub part of NYC and it is mostly white.
In the last debate, in his closing statement, Rep Grimm said that he would support affordable housing, sure he would, but only done the right way. Careful about “density.” That’s all it took. A veiled promise to keep the population as it is. From losing to a commanding lead in one fell swoop.
Embarassed pundits are spinning that suddenly Grimms opponent is not liked as people get to know him. Making the turnaround Recchia’s failure. Anything but accurately defining the racial fears defining the race.
As Geraldo I can’t be bothered with this stuff. I just got another good lead on Al Capone’s treasure….It’s underneath a dumpster behind the “Turtles” house.
OOooooooh…please do share your findings with us, Mr. Rivera. We will be coming up to the dumpster with our cameras, and reporting live while you uncover this long-lost treasure….and we’ll be sure to takes lots of selfies while we are there.
Best,
Chris Cillizza
[Willard] just arrived – I cannot BELIEVE the party was held without me – I was promised by Karl Rove that you would all wait for my appearance – I’ll just go and ride the elevator to remind myself how rich I am.
I think Karl is still insisting that the party hasn’t started… according to his calculations anyway. Has Ann picked out a dress in honor of the elevator ride? 🙂
Miss Anne wears clothes suitable for the wife of a very important man – I choose all of her clothes and she says thank you.
My man Karl is still in Ohio and soon to present his case to SCOTUS who will install me in the white house at their first opportunity.
Maureen Dowd here, that is how a real leader (unlike that weak aloof WH occupant) does stuff – build your own elevator & use it quarantine your self from these common people (you know that 47%)
Hello Maureen – cannot believe – despite all your help that those ungratefuls preferred Mrs Obama to my dear sweet homemaker Miss Anne – those people have no idea how she struggled to make ends meet when we were first married.
life is not fair Mitt, not fair at all!!!
We were just warming up the 47% for ya. Oh btw, your donation toward my 2016 campaign would be greatly rewarded.
Vote Newt 2016
I do hope you are suitably attired Newt – much as I love you there are some clothing items you need to pass on to rubbish collection – just some advice from my 100% brilliant brain.
so you want to know what I am wearing? Check here http://theobamadiary.com/tag/mankini/
Counting all the enthusiastic Mitch supporters….onnnnnnnn….
I can just hear that man’s thought bubble: “That free buffet the McConnell campaign promised us had better be worth it.”
hahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
That is one of the BEST captions I have ever seen. Worthy of a CHIPS award. hahahahaha
Thanks nospin! 🙂
You want to read all about me don’t you. . .
It’s all about you Queen Arianna. Beyond left and right, Ms. Huffington, are you planning another vacation with Mankini Newt? 🙂
Santo cielo! Arianna and Newt! Their children would have horns! Grazie a Dio they are beyond childbearing age!
👻
Finished counting VPOTUS weekend events….moving on to FLOTUS.
And I see you’ve been breathlessly tweeting about that 1 chocolate cake since early this afternoon. Why didn’t you just ask the President to leave half for you?
Do you think he will, Chris? I’m all giddy just thinking about the possibility.
I heard you got half of EVERY meal served on AF-1 except on Sundays because you needed to be a little lighter to get home fast to your NY apartment to to watch 60 Minutes.
Well Mark, I’m sure Michelle won’t approve of him bringing that whole cake to the WH. He’ll be more than happy to cut you a slice…well….er…half..
I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don’t encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but are lousy in politics.
Vote Mankini Newt 2016
How’s the wife, Newt? Is it the same one from last year who had that awful platinum bowl on her head? Good Lord, I hope the surgery to remove it went ok. Wish me luck on Tuesday; these New Hampshire people are so hung up on geography and economics and environment and stuff; it’s really hard to be a carpetbagger even though I have a good truck to get me around…
The wife is just fine thank you for asking and yes, she is the same one.Gotta keep things consistent if I expect to win in 2016 don’t ya know.
You won’t need luck on Tuesday ….. just look at it this way. We’re at the crossroads. Down one road is a European centralized bureaucratic socialist welfare system in which politicians and bureaucrats define the future. Down the other road is a proud, solid, reaffirmation of American exceptionalism. We know which road you are standing on and we know which road the people want to travel.
I wouldn’t worry too much about Tuesday because the choice is clear and Scott you are it.
Vote Newt 2016
Happy Halloween fellow TODers. Sorry I (Bill O’Reilly) missed the festivities on the on the prior thread, I just got home from work. As EricFive I always try to tell it like it is. Sad I missed my chance to “tell it like it ain’t” as Billo. I really do treasure this special community and all of its wonderful members. Special thanks to HF2 for organizing the “costume party”.
That’s o.k. Bill, as you said before, just “Do it live” 🙂 (mute for language if the kiddies are around)
Don’t know why that didn’t work. I’ll try one more time:
ROFL!
Thanks MadameSoph. No way I could do justice impersonating the jerk that is Billo.
Late to the party [AGAIN!] but Johnny checking in here. Bibi, I don’t know HOW you could talk about me, your dearest friend, the way you did! You know I am your one and forever, along with Lindsay. Hell, I am just as happy to bomb Palestine as I am Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran……! But that man we have to call president is trying to screw this up–my final and forever prediction. Waaaaaaa………WAY past my bedtime!
Hello, I am PAUL Broun from Georgia. I am liked only by people as crazy as I am. In fact, it’s so bad that i can’t stand myself. Therefore, i won’t be attending this party. You’re welcome.
Reminds me of a song 😊
How ’bout some party music? 😄😎
Greta of Fox here…….as I always say: “Blame it on Obama!”
Whatever, just post to Huff & Puff!
What in the world? Every trick in the book——Repubs are disgusting….
I would be happy to let folks know that I did not vote Republican. It would be an honor to do so if I lived in Iowa.
Same—in fact I would put a flashing sign out front with that news. But I take it these are neighborhoods where they were expected to vote Repub, where they thought neighbors would be horrified by this news.
I’m Party Hopping tonight; trying to cover everything. . .
Saw this on the last thread…. hilarious!
I’m going overboard! Huff, Puff. . .
Another party. . .
President Obama greets trick-or-treaters at the White House
petesouza/4 minutes ago
[McCain] Get THOSE KIDS off the lawn!
Has anybody seen even One promo from MSNBC encouraging people to watch their Election Night Coverage?
Me neither.
Scaling back is one thing.
Disappearing is another.
They do promo for festivals like “growing hope” whatever the F that is.
But The Place For Propaganda is feeling like they’d avoid Tuesday if they could.
Maybe this is good news for Democrats.
I sure hope so!
I heard Rachel promoting the election last night on her show. Fugelsang was on Stephanie Miller this morning, and they briefly discussed ratings. Heard him say subtly that there were reorganization taking place at MSNBC. Have no idea what he meant.
Maybe going to fire Rachel – she still has a few viewers
And don’t forget that show where Abby Huntsman is a pundit. I don’t watch but I can just imagine how horrible it is.
Rick Perry here was delayed at the border for more photo ops as I hunt down the ebola virus and save the country. See I lead the President follows. Now Mike , Andrea when are you all going to have me on your shows. I have been taking a mempory class so I can remember more than the first two things on a list. Rand I will wrastle you to the ground, you pipsqueak, the WH is mine.
Chill guv, am still fixing my coiffure, SO wish I had your Do-ability! You rascal you – AM
RICK Perry here should have my girls type my comments. They should be happy to correct my spelling for the $1.75 I pay them.
Joni here…
Vote for me and I’ll set you free
From the scary black dude’s tyranny!
Howya Joni [Dudette]. Thought you were coming to the party as Chris (I’m a nerd I know everything and I like to show you how much I *think* I know) Hayes. But I imagine Joni would be more fun.
Oh my!
this is pretty good. Hah!
NYT’s Maureen Dowd here:
I am working on eternally fact-challenged column for tomorrow;
for you TOD insiders, here are a few scoops from said column:
– those Outsiders (you know, the Obamas) used this evening’s trick or treat event at the WH to distribute candy to kids which looks so much like the “stuff” I bought in Denver & which made me feel very high;
– my sources say that 47% Mitt & Ms Ann would have had decorations made up silver & diamonds instead of this “common-man” stuff … just saying;
hey Mitt & Ms Ann, speak up and collaborate this story – well, facts don’t matter to me so I will just go ahead and send story in before deadline
Oh Maud, you are out of your class. . .
Just another Huff piece. . .
O.k. gang, gotta step out for awhile.
Thank you Hopefruit and Chips for organizing and everyone for making this so much fun!
I’ll leave you with my favorite Halloween clip from 2008:
https://screen.yahoo.com/clinton-halloween-party-000000967.html
I will continue to find ways to help poor people find a job, get a job, and learn someday to own the job.
Vote Newt 2016
And their kids would still be school janitors? Nobody wants your answer, Mr. Potato Head. (Nobody.)
And by the way I don’t object if people want to attack me, that’s their right. All I’m suggesting that it’s not going to be very effective and that people are going to get sick of it very fast.
Vote Newt 2016
You thrive on people’s attacks, eh?
Hey, no problem, Newt!
Pandrea Bitchell checking in to say – FLOTUS! I am so in awe of, and in love with her, can’t help wishing I WAS HER! (and btw – mp here: POTUS wears that sweater and jeans rather well, eh?) 😉 ❤ 🐻
🙂 🙂 🙂 Good one.
OMG! I’ve just been reading the last thread – and all I can say is Bqhatevwr
Hey Mitch Turtle (aka, 4MoreFor44), how does it feel to tables turned on you so that the sole goal of a female KY Dem Candidate is to make you a …term (30 yrs) senator?
hope he loses
See this is the stuff that makes us crazy here in the GOP. This is just another example of the liberal agenda of using legalities versus good ole boy ways of winning an election. This Alison girl has a lotta nerve running against the minority leader. How would he continue to lead minorities if he lost? That’s a question those smart liberals never ask do they?
Scott (Scotty with the brown truck) Brown.
New post.
http://theobamadiary.com/2014/10/31/a-tweet-or-two-158/
Hey you idiot Obama lovers, it’s Rick Scott, governor of Florida…yeah that Rick Scott. When I was here earlier, I told you peons I would be back.
I would have been earlier, but I could tell some of you had some electronical devices, which I told you was against the rules. Hey, I see a hair dryer over there, watch it or I’ll leave.
Bad enough I have to put up with this crap from that weakling Crist who, apparently, faints if the temperature is over 65 degrees. And he wants to be governor of Florida. Hey Crist boy, it gets hot here in this state.
Anyway, I hear you peons have been saying some nasty things about me and the lack of Medicaid expansion in the sunshine state. Especially somebody named Jovie. By the way, is that person related to this weird japa person whose ID i am logging in under. Weird names you guys have here. I bet you’re all illegal aliens from beyond Mars or something. Well, I’ll see you never vote in my state.
Anyway, about that Medicaid, see the reason we don’t expand it is because we don’t need it. Florida is the Sunshine State, and that means plenty of Vitamin D. So people are all healthy here to begin with.
So just sit down and shut up (I learned that from my buddy Chuck up in New Jersey, kinda catchy).
So anyway, you guys have a good Halloween. After all, its the only good thing you’re going to have for a while. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Go go buddy. Hit me up sometime and I can share some hair growth secrets.
Tavis Smiley reporting late! I was busy hanging out with my new buddy BillO at Fox. Bill and I agree that Obama has done more to increase hunger and poverty among my Black brothers and sisters. Obama has been bad news for the Black, upward mobility, grifters. Exhibit #1: ME! Ever since Obama was elected President i’ve heard a rough time convincing shady companies, like Wells Fargo Bank, to donate money to my my “Black Agenda Conferences.” Why? I tell you why: Obama passed that so called Consumer Protection Agency aimed at stopping predatory lending by businesses that were supporting my Black Agenda conferences. Exhibit #2: My brother and friend, the great Dr., philosopher, prophet, Dr. West are no longer being invited to speak during Black History Month. This means we are loosing thousands of dollars of speaking fees because most Black people love Obama. In the days of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush I was guaranteed millions of dollars to finance my Black Agenda Conferences. Now the only way I can make some money is to go on talk shows like MTP and the O’Reilly Factor to expose what a terrible president Obama has been to Black people. I know people here at TOD despise me along with my brother, Cornel West, the great Doctor, prophet, and the #1 Black intellectual in the entire world. If Obama had invited Dr. West and I to his inaugurals, we would have shared with him our plan to totally end Black poverty in the first two years of his presidency. I am absolutely convinced that if Hillary Clinton had been elected president, instead of Obama, she would have ended Black poverty in two to four years. I also know for a fact that Hillary would have invited me and the Great Doctor, Philosopher, Prophet , Dr. West, to her inaugural. By the way, why didn’t Obama, like Dr. West, go to Ferguson, Missouri to lead the protest against the killing of an innocent Black teenager and risk being arrested? I tell you, Obama is not black enough. He is — as my brother and BFF, Dr. West, says– a sell-out plutocrat. More importantly, Obama has mesmerized Black people, who overwhelmingly supported in two election, making it difficult for people like me to convince our corporate financiers that we have the support of the Black community.
(Speaking for nathkatu
This validates my sentiment that President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.
Tavis – you can ride my poverty tour bus anytime.
Vote Newt 2016
You punks early voted?????
Hey, NJ idiot dems. See? I toldja. Now, shut up and let me play in peace with your sandy money with my rich buddies.
And yeah, vote me for president too, you morons.
Huff Puff Posts anything & Everything!
Its my. Night to Post!
I post shit!
I love all the posts, statements, and comments!
Q poll here:
Who here thinks PBO cares that we have fun at the TOD village??