Night owl chat – The laughter continues: Monty Python

Argument Clinic

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Spam

Laughter: A Good Way To End The Day

NEVER FORGET: my father in-law's Facebook profile http://t.co/LiT4RiauKs

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lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) September 06, 2014

The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.

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Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) September 14, 2014

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"You're preaching to the choir" I shouted to our blind pastor

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dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 29, 2014

Instead of buying a new tv, I drove outside of town and put $1000 into a random mailbox with a note saying "I said I need them DEAD"

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Shane Murphy (@Shanehasabeard) September 11, 2014

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New law Obama just made: everyone has to like me and be my friend

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  (@Ristolable) August 12, 2014

[At party] Yeah man, Nickelback sucks! [Later, driving home, tearfully] THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME

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  (@Ristolable) September 08, 2014

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Why put a sticker from your college on your car? Why not just a sign that says "I owe some bad people a lot of money"?

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  (@Ristolable) August 06, 2014

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? DID SCIENCE MISS THE TURN? SHOULD SCIENCE STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. SCIENCE WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE

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dong chongler (@droobis) April 24, 2014

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*picnic date* "Hmm, my spirit animal is a bear" *Yogi storms in* Your spirit animal is taking your baskets, hey boo boo, ice these clowns

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Stern (@A_SternMan) September 19, 2014

Teen girl in mirror "I look like death!" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair "Yeah, as if"

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  (@Thynebear) November 01, 2013

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I get knocked down But I get up aga- But I get up- But I- But- Please let me get back up again sir.

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Marfthew (@shadygrenade) July 23, 2014

I would like to make a return "Sir, that's a baby, and this is an Arby's" Please take it

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ya boy dil (@yaboydil) January 20, 2014

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Why were 1,2 & 4 afraid of Jenny? Because Jenny 867-5309

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handsome mystery man (@chuchugoogoo) September 30, 2013

TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here

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jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 27, 2014

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How much for the torture device? Ma'am, that's a wedding ring.

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Kali (@AdderallMomma) June 22, 2014

Apostrophes are important. "I fed the dog" "I f'ed the dog" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.

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Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) June 30, 2014

The President And First Lady’s Day

@dougmillsnyt: President Obama walks with Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India during a surprise visit to the MLK Memorial

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President Obama hosts a meeting with India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi in the Oval Office

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Text of remarks here

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Last night’s dinner

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President Barack Obama and Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India en-route to the Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., Sept. 30, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama and India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi visit the Martin Luther King Memorial

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Text of the First Lady’s remarks here

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 First Lady Michelle Obama speaks at a luncheon in the East Room of the White House to honor of the winners of the 2014 National Design Awards

A Tweet Or Two

Michelle Obama to Wisconsin voters: "You need to step up!" on.msnbc.com/1mLBocU http://t.co/iNYgh43gRU

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  (@msnbc) September 30, 2014

I'm taking my soul to the poll on Nov 4th. You have the right to be heard. You have a right to vote, so please register to vote. And vote!

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Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 30, 2014

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It's doesn't matter what excuse you give when you forget #Election2014. If you don't vote, you don't matter. So, get ready to vote 11/4!

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Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 30, 2014

24 black TV writers who are changing the face of television: bit.ly/10ftu1a http://t.co/Rl25zZGwBt

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The Root (@TheRoot) September 29, 2014

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Roberts court rules against early voting in Ohio SIXTEEN HOURS before early voting set to begin scotusblog.com/2014/09/early-…

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Ari Berman (@AriBerman) September 29, 2014

Supreme Court rules 5-4 for Republican plan to limit early voting in Ohio wapo.st/1vqbP0G

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Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 29, 2014

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It's always white guys complaining that patriarchy, misogyny, racism are loaded words. White men created the concepts. Suck it the fuck up.

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Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) September 30, 2014

You treat women like shit for centuries. Treat them like property. Then complain when the fruits of that treatment negatively affect men.

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Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) September 30, 2014

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SCOTUS stripped the VRA, upheld Citizens United and banned early voting in Ohio. They don't give a damn about freedom and democracy.

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Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) September 29, 2014

Until now, SCOTUS has always avoided messing with an ongoing election. By suspending early OH voting w/o hearing the case yet, thats over.

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Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) September 29, 2014

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"The law is meant to be my servant and not my master, still less my torturer and my murderer." #JamesBaldwin tmblr.co/ZE4-qw1S0QcD1

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jesseWilliams. (@iJesseWilliams) September 30, 2014

“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.” #JamesBaldwin tmblr.co/ZE4-qw1S0TezK

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jesseWilliams. (@iJesseWilliams) September 30, 2014

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Can't feed your kids? Get another job. Still can't feed your kids? Get another job. It's the American Dream!!! #IAmARepublican

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Sandra Fowler (@tandykins) September 28, 2014

America's highest-paid actor made $75 million last year. The top 25 hedge fund managers made a billion dollars each. nytimes.com/2014/09/29/opi…

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Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) September 29, 2014

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A #Kobani mother kisses her daughter before she heads off to the front to fight #ISIS http://t.co/Tts5cjOekU

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  (@Alexblx) September 30, 2014

Gates Foundation gives $50,000,000 to fight ebola in West Africa. We need similarly aggressive responses from gov'ts. news.yahoo.com/americas-riche…

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John Green (@realjohngreen) September 30, 2014

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Pleased to meet with Prime Minster @NarendraModi. Expanding the middle class is a goal we share across the globe. http://t.co/CNUdXV9r57

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Martin O'Malley (@GovernorOMalley) September 30, 2014

Listen to a Cruz-backed GOPer call minimum wage a "petty, short-sighted type of little issue." bit.ly/1rqAx2u http://t.co/WGW4F25c76

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Talking Points Memo (@TPM) September 30, 2014

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Utah's GOP is still denying 57,000 health insurance -- and Sherilyn Horrocks may die because of it. eclectablog.com/2014/09/utahs-…

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  (@LOLGOP) September 30, 2014

Even in Louisiana voters support Medicaid Expansion 56/31, increasing minimum wage to $10 an hour 55/37: publicpolicypolling.com/main/2014/09/c…

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PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) September 30, 2014

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Man whose nominating convention devoted a night to "you didn't build that" complains about excessive focus on gaffes http://t.co/VN37q2n1Qm

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Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) September 30, 2014

When Gov Snyder took office, Mich had the 5th highest unemployment rate in the USA. Today, we've climbed all the way to 5th. #road2recovery

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Chris Savage (@Eclectablog) September 29, 2014

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It's so obnoxious when Google shows how long the search took next to the results list. C'mon, Googs. Brag much?

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Pia Glenn (@PiaGlenn) September 30, 2014

In Taken 3, Liam Neeson rescues his daughter from having to endure another Mitt Romney presidential campaign.

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  (@LOLGOP) September 30, 2014

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Always remember that I have a plan for you. I call it “Operation Shitstorm”.

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God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 30, 2014

Illinois dared to dream, and now it has come true. Never give up. Not ever (via @romenesko) http://t.co/sYPH2bFhr7

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  (@pourmecoffee) September 29, 2014

Coming Up

1:0 EDT: First Lady Michelle Obama Hosts Cooper Hewitt National Design Awards Luncheon

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1:0 EDT: Vice President Biden Speaks at the Luncheon in Honor of Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India

Rise and Shine

On this Day: Sen. Barack Obama is silhouetted as he speaks at a rally in front of Morrill Hall at the University of Nevada at Reno, Sept. 30, 2008

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Today (all times Eastern)

10:45: The President meets with Indian Prime Minister Modi

1:0: White House Press Briefing

5:45: The President meets with Defense Secretary Hagel

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@PeteSouza

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The Week Ahead

Wednesday: The President will host Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the White House. In the afternoon, the President will welcome Sporting Kansas City to the White House to honor their 2013 MLS Championship. In the evening, the President will travel to Chicago where he will spend the night.

Thursday: The President will headline a fundraiser in Chicago for Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn. Later, he will deliver a speech on the Evanston campus of Northwestern University. He will then return to the White House and in the evening he will deliver remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s annual awards gala in Washington.

Friday: The President will attend meetings at the White House.

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@dougmillsnyt: President Obama heads back to the White House following a DNC roundtable in Washington

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On This Day

Sen. Barack Obama at a rally at the University of Nevada at Reno, Sept. 30, 2008

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First Lady Michelle Obama greets gymnast Nadia Comaneci, her husband gymnast Bart Connor, left, Paralympic athlete Linda Mastandrea, center-right , and other former Olympians before the Chicago 2016 Dinner in Copenhagen, Denmark, Wednesday, Sept. 30, 2009. From left in the background; athletes Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Bob Berland, David Robinson, Dr. Edwin Moses and Mike Conley (Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

President Barack Obama takes a practice putt with a golf club presented to him by golf legend Arnold Palmer prior to the signing ceremony for H.R. 1243, the Arnold Palmer Congressional Gold Medal Act, in the Oval Office, Sept. 30, 2009 (Photo by Samantha Appleton)

President Obama peers into a microscope during a tour of the National Institute of Health in Bethesda, Md., Wednesday, Sept. 30, 2009

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President Obama salutes Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, during the Armed Forces farewell tribute to Mullen at Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall, in Arlington, Va., Sept. 30, 2011. Admiral Mullen’s wife, Deborah, stands at right (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama participates in the Armed Forces farewell tribute to Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, right, at Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall, in Arlington, Va., Sept. 30, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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President Obama with Mexican band Mana at a rally at Desert Pines High School in Las Vegas, September 30, 2012

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President Obama tapes a message for American military and Defense Department personnel on the impending government shutdown, in the Blue Room of the White House, Sept. 30, 2013 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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 MoooOOOooorning!

Early Bird Chat

On This Day: President Barack Obama greets Jasper Mann and his parents, Billy and Gena Mann, before signing H.R. 2005 – Combating Autism Reauthorization Act of 2011, in the Oval Office, Sept. 30, 2011 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Tuesday!