President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama arrive on stage for the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Annual Phoenix Awards dinner tonight
Chat on!
If you’re a person of a certain age, Culture Club was a big part of your upbringing. So, a bit of Culture Club for a Saturday evening.
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9:0 EDT: The President delivers remarks at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation’s 44th Annual Legislative Conference Phoenix Awards Dinner at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center. The First Lady also attends.
My dog called me and asked me to wire him $800 dollars in Oklahoma. Only after I did it did I think: I just saw him. No way he's in Oklahoma
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(@Ristolable) February 23, 2014
[cops knock on my door]
"Sir?"
"Nobody's home."
"Who said that then?"
"My dog."
"Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"
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David Hughes (@david8hughes) June 14, 2014
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dude I think that snake ate your dog
"WHAT"
*runs over*
"how do we even check"
I know
*leans down*
who's a good boy
*snake goes fuckin nuts*
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k e e t (@KeetPotato) September 18, 2014
"Honey, why is there pollen on your bra?"
[A 6ft bumble bee in a muscle vest bursts out of the bathroom]
"CUZ U CANT SATISFY HER BRUH"
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Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 16, 2014
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Can you imagine if a bird got on a plane and sat in one of the seats? I'd absolutely lose it. "You don't need to be here" I'd say
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(@Ristolable) April 16, 2014
Remember that weird kid who ate the batteries in middle school? Well he’s a millionaire now! Just kidding, he died. He ate batteries.
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(@Ristolable) March 28, 2013
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Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality.
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Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) May 28, 2013
Scientists have found that the reason wolves howl at the moon is because they're sick of its bullshit. "Fuck the moon" said one researcher.
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Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) September 11, 2014
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"Kids, don't look directly at the sun"
[Sun pulls out a knife]
"what the FUCK are you lookin' at punk"
"Nothing man, we cool, we cool"
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Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 07, 2014
"hang on babe just need to clear my throat"
[Stands on table]
"I find my throat... not guilty! hahahahaha wait Sharon come back"
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Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 30, 2014
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For a carpenter, Jesus sure had a hard time carrying two pieces of wood up a hill
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Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) September 16, 2014
"I'll see you in hell" should be followed with "and I won't even stop to say hi". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate
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ballin' ass furlin (@thefurlinator) January 10, 2014
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*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco*
Sir, you wanna box for those?
"Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"
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Terry F (@daemonic3) August 28, 2014
Lawyer: We plead insanity. As you can see your honor, the loss has made my client lose his mind.
(Judge, whispering) up in here, up in here.
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(@Thynebear) September 03, 2014
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I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?
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Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) April 28, 2014
*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset*
Sara?
*Gets down on one knee*
*audible gasp*
"Yes?"
Help my knee is made of magnets
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GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) January 10, 2014
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"Dad, what's mom mean by her time of the month?"
Well son
*touches his shoulder*
It means
*pushes son down and runs*
ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
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Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 11, 2014
"You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."
"Look, I'm a lot of things--"
"Are you a murderer?"
[bites lower lip]
"Little bit."
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David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 10, 2014
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9:0 EDT: The President delivers remarks at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation’s 44th Annual Legislative Conference Phoenix Awards Dinner at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center. The First Lady also attends.
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No public events scheduled.
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The President will attend a DNC event in Washington DC.
In the evening, he will host Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India – spare a thought for him, he has to rule Amk – for a private dinner at the White House. The Vice President will also attend.
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The President will host Prime Minister Modi at the White House.
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The President will try really hard to smile as he hosts Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the White House.
In the afternoon, the President will welcome – sorry Tally – Sporting Kansas City to the White House to honor their 2013 MLS Championship.
In the evening, the President will travel to Chicago where he will spend the night. Further details to come.
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After a couple of events in Chicago, the President will return to the White House.
That evening, the President will deliver remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s annual awards gala in Washington.
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The President will attend meetings at the White House.
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Virginia Beach, September 27, 2012 – Photo by Scout Tufankjian
Virginia Beach, September 27, 2012 – Photo by Scout Tufankjian
Virginia Beach, September 27, 2012 – Photo by Scout Tufankjian
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MoooOOOooorning!
On This Day: President Barack Obama stops to talk with two young supporters at a campaign event at Farm Bureau Live, in Virginia Beach, Virginia, September 27, 2012
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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Saturday!
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