Tweet Of The Day

Obama impeachment rally (May 2014) v. Climate change action rally (Sept 2014) http://t.co/6PyI6NAnTA

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Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 21, 2014

An Afternoon Laugh Or Two

*calls bookie* Put 10 grand on the Packers. I heard one of the guys is religious and...get this...GOD is helping him play.

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Ray (Sir E) (@SirEviscerate) September 17, 2014

Twenty years ago if you sent someone a picture of your face & an omelette you went to an insane asylum

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shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) September 13, 2014

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[driving home after meeting her parents] why didn't you tell me your father was so handsome? "I don't know, why did you tell him twice?"

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Brent (@murrman5) September 17, 2014

RAPPER: When I say What's you say Updog, WHAT'S CROWD: UPDOG! RAPPER: WHAT'S CROWD: UPDOG! RAPPER: *autotuned* NOT MUCH WHAT'S UP WITH YOOOU

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patrick (@tastefactory) September 15, 2014

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[petting cat] yes you love your dad don't ya. you love me even though I got drunk, lost a bet and had to change your name to Miss Shit Mitts

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Brent (@murrman5) September 17, 2014

(•_•) <) )╯ Gimme ur heart / \ \(•_•) ( (> Make it real / \ (•_•) <) )> or else forget abt it / \

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patrick (@tastefactory) September 17, 2014

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The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything

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Winwood (@rudetanks) April 04, 2014

[to the people behind me at the DMV] relax I'm almost done *faces counter* so you're saying Live Laugh Love wouldn't fit on a license plate?

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Brent (@murrman5) September 16, 2014

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[Eulogy] I can still hear the last thing he said to me "you wouldn't kill someone over a donut."

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  (@Tommytoughstuff) September 15, 2014

1st sneeze: Bless you. 2nd sneeze: Bless you... 3rd sneeze: Please get out of my life until you are finished with whatever this is.

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  (@Ristolable) August 26, 2014

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before they figured out that u should stop, drop, and roll the common advice was to tell the fire to stop with a firm NO

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chuuch (@ch000ch) August 08, 2014

Which date is the right one to tell your new girlfriend you're actually three children stacked on each other under a big coat?

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Rich McCarthy (@Rich_McCarthy) March 10, 2013

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[1800s family reunion] Hey everyone look the picture came out great! Except Clarence is smiling what the fuck is wrong with you Clarence?

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ya boy dil (@yaboydil) June 18, 2014

Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like "MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"

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Sad Tree (@sad_tree) August 18, 2014

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So Scotland had a little case of premature emancipation. It's okay. It happens. Doesn't make you any less of a country.

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  (@pourmecoffee) September 19, 2014

Self-Employed? ObamaCare Has You Covered

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Jason: Affordable Care For The Self-Employed

The day I finally got affordable health insurance, I practically ran through the streets yelling the good news. I wanted everyone in Atlanta to know that I was covered. Up until that moment, having insurance had been a constant uphill battle. My struggle to find affordable care began in 2012. I underwent an MRI and the results showed an anomaly in my brain. Following the procedure, I went through a bunch of tests to determine whether it was malignant. Thankfully, doctors assured me that it was benign, and I thought the worst was over. But the MRI results began to follow me. Health insurance companies didn’t care that it was benign—they used it as a reason to deny me coverage.

That’s why I signed up for health insurance through the new marketplace as soon as I possibly could, not only for my peace of mind, but for the good of my business. I chose a gold plan with a $2,500 deductible. It was an incredible feeling that, months later, still hasn’t gone away. I feel like being self-employed no longer means having to fend for myself. Since I got affordable care, my business has grown. I’ve been able to use the savings on my health insurance to hire part-time analysts and assistants to help. As a self-employed person, I feel like I’m finally on a level playing field with my friends who work at large companies with good health care plans.

More here

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Getting covered was one of the best business decisions Jason ever made: ofa.bo/e0dd #ThisIsWhy

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Obamacare (@obamacare) August 15, 2014

Rise and Shine

On This Day: President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama walk along the Colonnade of the White House, Sept. 21, 2010 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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Chat on – but if anyone mentions English football, they’ll get the Newtkini pic.

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On This Day

President Obama says goodbye to Dr. Jill Biden following his speech on innovation and sustainable growth, at Hudson Valley Community College in Troy, N.Y., Sept. 21, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

President Obama reacts to a photograph of himself displayed by Late Show host David Letterman during their interview at CBS Studios in New York, N.Y. on Sept. 21, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

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First Lady Michelle Obama talks with Director and Chief Curator Thelma Golden during a tour of the Studio Museum in Harlem, in New York, N.Y., Sept. 21, 2011 (Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

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A member of the US Secret Service keeps watch as President Obama speaks during a campaign rally at G. Richard Pfitzner Stadium in Woodbridge, Virginia, September 21, 2012

Woodbridge, VA, September 21, 2012 ( Photo by Scout Tufankjian)

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 President Obama embraces First Lady Michelle Obama as they arrive on stage for the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Annual Phoenix Awards dinner, September 21, 2013 in Washington, DC

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Early Bird Chat

On This Day – Pete Souza: “The First Lady reacts to something the President whispered to her at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in between events related to the United Nations General Assembly in New York City.” Sept. 21, 2011

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MoooOOOooorning – Happy Sunday!