Honestly I've never heard so many prayers from @Arsenal fans in My life, and that's saying something, because they are a needy, needy bunch.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 17, 2014That awkward moment when you ask your son to rule the galaxy with you and he jumps off a cliff instead
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Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 18, 2014****
"You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious." is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person.
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Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) May 15, 2014Just saw "Godzilla" and it's given Me all kinds of exciting ideas.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 16, 2014****
When someone doesn't know the difference between your and you're http://t.co/UBW8GLsrFe
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Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 18, 2014Sometimes I pray to Myself. I don’t answer those either.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 16, 2014****
I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 16, 2014Earth is 6,000 years old and the proof is shut up.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 15, 2014****
"My kids are my greatest accomplishment." I met your kids. I think you're going to need to accomplish something else.
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Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) May 17, 2014I got spam from my mom saying she was in a Turkish jail and needed $3,000. The sad thing is, even if that were true I'm not sure I'd help.
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 13, 2014****
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
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Men's Humor (@MensHumor) May 17, 2014Michael Sam has become the first openly gay player in the NFL. As agreed, we will now let one straight man be cast in a Broadway musical.
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Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) May 10, 2014****
If I was Neil Armstrong landing on the moon, "That's one small step for man," would have been, "Fuck you, everyone from high school."
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 12, 2014Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 14, 2014****
Dream big, Chris. http://t.co/SX5OHlAers
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Men's Humor (@MensHumor) May 17, 2014If you think there’s nothing better than sex, you’ve never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and then pull over someone else.
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Men's Humor (@MensHumor) May 17, 2014
The Obama Diary 
Howdy! 😀
people who should be in bed aren’t.
tsk, tsk, tsk.
I’m in bed, remember I have an iPad.
being in bed = shuteye = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It’s covered with a patch, that helps me cheat. It’s still daylight here. Even a blue sky, no clouds.
Gimme Mr CM. I need to speak to him about something.
Ok, Ok I’ll sign off. . .
Yay, it’s CarolMaeWY!
Congratulations on first!
A prize for you. 🙂
Oh, thank you, thank you. . .
Love your selections of funnies, NW!!! Totally much fun!!!
Yay! Glad you enjoy them, Bob. 🙂
They’re a hoot, NW, especially the Michael Jordan tweet!!!!
Congrats on 1st Carol and thank you for your kind RTs!!!
Thanks Bob, YW.
I loooooooooooove you Nerdy!
Too many gems to choose from, but “Sometimes I pray to Myself. I don’t answer those either” has me roaring, and the Michael Jordan one? Toooo good!!!!!!
Right back at ya, Chiparooo!
The Michael Jordan tweet had me howling. “Be Black.” – Seriously?! LOL. Kids do say the darndest things indeed.
It’s our very own Saturday with Nerdy Wonka. 🙂
Woot! Woot! 🙂
😆
god’s best
paging meta.
Was born and lived in San Antonio the early part of my life. Mayor Castro is the best Mayor the City of San Antonio has ever had.
….that would add a Hispanic to an administration that has faced criticism for not appointing more minorities to top jobs.
Do these lying asshats even think before they write?
When Romney was running for Prez I remember him saying he was thinking of getting rid of HUD. Oh, what a difference it makes to vote!!!
MOST.DEFINITELY!!!!!!!
That young man has such a beautiful face. Strong. Full of light and hope.
I can’t even begin to imagine the courage it took at that time…
“The Donbas still has a good chance of being reintegrated into Ukraine. The militants are isolated, Putin may be in a pickle and Kiev has shown that it can conduct successful anti-terrorist operations. The stakes are high. If Kiev fails, the Donbas could easily become a “warlordistan.” Corruption, instability, subversion and economic collapse in the Donbas would then radiate in all directions, producing a disaster for the rest of Ukraine, for the wider region and for Russia.”
Note that this tweet is from the Ukraine Embassy to the US. The dialogue is rich. Twitter and The Internet enable that dialogue. We live in the 21st Century. We must protect what that means, every single day.
Yes We Can
I hope this is not true…….. reminds me of the mineral jackpot in Afghanistan, that the Chinese are already exploiting.
It’s not true, and Ukraine + it’s partners are going to confront it, without any doubt.
NYT warmongering – thinks the US will go anywhere if oil is involved
Questionable advance work by the U.S. Embassy:
So here’s what makes me chuckle about rugby: You have these enormous, testosterone addled rugby players, smashing the crap out of each other, throwing punches at times, and generally engaging in an 80 minute maul. But when a very small referee sends them off to the sin bin or red cards them, they very meekly acquiesce and tramp off the field. Zlatan Ibrahimovic would deliver a karate kick at the least.
I love rugby. My husband played for years. There was the saying that soccer was a gentleman’s game played by ruffians and rugby was a ruffian game played by gentleman. We survived many parties at our home. Much beer was drank. Love rugby, I do have a hard time watching soccer, sorry guys. He has bad knees from his years of rugby, but he loved it.
paging 99ts.
Reason #65 – the daughter was going to go for me – but she’s headed to the coast for a couple of days to stay with a rich friend who owns a beach house.
I’ve sent me letters to tell them what they can do with their stupid
And the media – your tweet the first I heard of it – whereas the pathetics in DC got massive promotion via the media.
So Tweet of God is not only a football aficionado, but enough of one to riff on the plaintive prayers of Arsenal fans. I like him more and more.
I just *know* She’s a United fan. 😎
Is she is a she, she must shave off that beard. sheesh.
egg.sack.lee
I begin too many sentences with the word “so”. It’s one of my few failings.
So, what’s wrong with that?
so?
So, do I. Another one of my failings is always inserting the word just. Just can’t stop myself.
It’s wherever you want, grammar nazi.
also. too. wimmin have a dress called pencil???
🙂 I’m a complete Nazi on this too, saw a HUUUUUUUUGE ad on a car showroom the other day that talked about its “follower’s” – vowed never to buy an auto machine from them ever. Totall’y.
m’e’ t’o’o’.
W’e ar’e on’e.
I’m sending you two on time out.
Aw, I hate naughty corner’s.
I see what you did there! Incorrigible!
guess this too freaks out unohoo.
It does, completely, because he has a twig embedded in his nose 😕
The best part is how he would use his tongue to get that one who almost got away.
there you go.
I’m convinced you have a server loaded with odd pictures to pull out at moments like this.
The Obama administration has entered an unexpected, unpredictable debate over the nation’s racial progress, warning in several events last week that much work remains to be done….
…The Saturday address — which aides said was vetted by the White House — was centered more squarely on the issues that have animated Holder in the twilight of his tenure, particularly criminal-sentencing policies and voter-identification laws.
Those issues have also interested Obama, who in his second term has made a more overt effort to address the problems of urban America and the African American community more broadly…
Still my favorite thing about Mayor Castro…….. When my man Charles Barkley was talking smack about the S.A. Spurs…..
to continue the theme….
Can’t wait for the video this year 😎
The photoshop is strong in whomever did that.
whoever…
Seeing if you were awake.
Stick this in your Sunday sermon and smoke it.
….President Obama, from his first days in office, made it clear to intimates that he believed a legislative solution to climate change would provide a more stable, broadly accepted response than executive action. But his experience has highlighted the structural forces that make a legislative agreement so unlikely, especially in the Senate…..
….despite Republican howls of executive overreach, there’s an air of inevitability to Obama’s shift on climate, toward regulatory action centered on higher vehicle-fuel-economy standards and the upcoming EPA regulation of carbon emissions from power plants. With House Republicans voting repeatedly to block the power-plant rules, it also looks inevitable that the 2016 GOP presidential nominee will run on their repeal.
Obama’s tilt toward regulation captures a larger change. Because the Democratic electoral coalition is growing demographically but remains excessively concentrated geographically, the party now is more likely to control the White House than Congress. In a reversal, that is transforming Democrats into a party favoring strong executive action to advance its goals—and Republicans into defenders of congressional prerogatives. That dynamic is already unfolding on issues such as immigration and education. Nothing crystallizes this new pattern more than the turbulence over Obama’s efforts to confront a changing climate.
Yes, a legislative solution would be nice. So would unicorns and Noldorin Elves. PBO, I’m convinced, believes in none of these mythical creatures. Personally, I don’t want the Pacific to be at my doorstep, so whatever he has to do, I approve. Of course, retaking the House and holding and increasing the Senate would resolve many of these “structural forces”.
THIS!
God @TheTweetOfGod
Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what’s next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope
I may or may not have a Night Owl chat. Depends how busy this one gets. I’ll work on it anyway just to keep the Devil away.
Heh ????
What a beautiful, magnificent tiger.
https://twitter.com/EarthPix/status/467807550264840192
Now for the musical portion of our program: http://theobamadiary.com/2014/05/17/night-owl-chat-the-bee-gees/