I say this every New Year and I never follow through because I get distracted or lazy but I swear, 2014 WILL be the year I kill you all.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 27, 2013My son is over 2,000 years old and still lives with his parents. #loser
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 26, 2013****
Not only is Phil Robertson a homophobic bigot, but he ripped off My look from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". http://t.co/8oKYvhAKPw
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 28, 2013It's the last Saturday night of the year. Getteth thee some.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 29, 2013****
Shit, did I miss Jesus's birthday?
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 30, 2013"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary and Joseph."
"No vacancy."
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 25, 2013****
An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 24, 2013Spelling errors make baby Jesus crie.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 24, 2013****
Toronto, do I even have to TELL you what I'm punishing you for?
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 24, 2013If you retweet Me 20 times you get to kill a guy.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 23, 2013****
This year for his birthday Jesus wants an Xbox. Not the console; a box for his cross.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 22, 2013On the sixth day I created mankind and I've been doing damage control ever since.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 22, 2013****
I created Adam and Eve, not Adam and some stupid asshole making artificial duck sounds.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 20, 2013The Duck Dynasty guy who likened homosexuality to bestiality makes a living helping people trick ducks into thinking they want to fuck them.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 19, 2013****
If you start allowing gay people to get married, then what’s next? Gay people being happy?!? #slipperyslope
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 21, 2013****
The Obama Diary 
GE UTA
Contrats Roberta.
Good Evening, Roberta!
Great job UT.
Very funny UT. Especially Phil Robertson.
Glad it made you laugh.
Great job.
Howdy!
Way to go, Roberta! And AlmaB, and CarolMae! ๐
Thanks VC. Have to go back & read your post. I agree with the going back to 2009. It all started then. ๐
For sure – at least with PBO having the power from the people to lay out where he planned to take the country…and in a sense, the world.
Great memory post VC. Loved it!
TY. PBO and TOD have given me wonderful memories!
VC I was still reading your wonderful memories after taking a nap. Great job. You brought a whole new perspective to the year. Thanks. You’re ๐
It is currently -14ยฐC / 6-8ยฐF. Are you using ๐ because there’s no ‘cold’ smilie? ๐
No, I thought you were just cool as in “Chips with sunglasses”. Took time to watch movie with hubby after commenting. Sort of hit and run I guess. ๐
๐ Was just teasing you.
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Where are you that it’s only 6-8 F degrees and where did you get the little degrees sign? I want one! I went to sleep again and slept til 10:30am MST! I’m coming down with a New Year. . .
GE Almablanca & CarolMaeWY are you both ready for New Years? I am hibernating. Snow Snow Snow. Just nuts. And cold. I imagine WY is getting or has some of this crap we in MN are.
I am working the night shift. My best night will be the appearance of a baby at 0001 hrs.
I know I’m a day late, but please tell us about it when it happens, I mean when you get off. ๐
I’m more than halfway through season 5 of Breaking Bad and OMG!!!!!!!! for my Breaking Bad binge watching crew, season 5 is freaking AWESOME.
It totally blows away seasons 1 – 4 and those were amazing seasons.
The last 8 episodes of season 5 are jaw dropping gooooooooooooooooooooood.
Vince Gilligan is a writing beast and Bryan Cranston as Walter White aka Heisenberg just takes your breath away.
‘The last 8 episodes’ – Utal, how MANY episodes are in a season? And how long is each episode?
There are 5 seasons in total.
Season 1 has 7 episodes and season 2 – 4 have 13 episodes I believe.
Season 5 is the final episode of the series and has 16 episodes because they had to do justice to the brilliance that is Breaking Bad and boy oh boy did they do justice.
From the word “action!’ in season 5, the drama begins with a BOOM and doesn’t let up. You think it can’t get better but then you get to the last 8 episodes (the latter half of season 5) and your mind is blown away.
Okay, now you are terrifying me – an episode is only 30 minutes, right? There is no way I could try to check out Season 1 otherwise!
An episode is 43 minutes – 45 minutes long (if you’re watching on TV, it’s an hour long due to commercials). It’s a drama and it does justice to those minutes because if you’re watching on TV, you’re hooked in until a commercial break or until you remember that your body needs food and water. It’s that good.
Alright. I’m gradually trying to build my courage for this attempt, UTAL. Tell me truthfully, how long do I have before the BB discussions cannot be delayed any longer in the TODvillage – days, weeks, months? Or just hours?
Days. I’m on season 5 and will be done with the series tonight. Chips is on season 4, and Deserftlower has been watching with her daughter and will soon be done; and she wants a discussion on Breaking Bad. I’m excited about the discussion too because it’s one of the best written and acted shows on TV.
Days. Hmmmm. I might be able to get through Season 1 if I can cobble together some inner stamina. Okay, will see what’s possible, thanks.
I am in season 5, “blood money”. This show just grabs a hold and won’t let you go. ๐
Now I’m in a dilemma. It’ll either grab a-hold and so I’ll feel normal, or it’ll think, ‘it doesn’t grab me so something is wrong
with me. ๐I am in for the discussion. Same rules as TOD I hope. By which I mean the silly as well as the profound.
For the first silly I wonder if anyone else has been struck by the purple thing Marie has going on. Her clothes, home decor, purple and more purple. Lavendar lilac grape , etc.
Yay! Welcome aboard the Breaking Bad Binge Watching Crew, Vicki.
The silly and the profound are very welcome in any discussion of Breaking Bad.
Marie’s obsession with purple and her “little problem” crack me up. It’s fascinating how the show uses minute and huge details to tell the story of a character and offer insights into his/her behavior.
No fair, Vicki, you can’t start yet as I haven’t yet watched the first episode. Utal was agreeing to give us (me really) a couple of days to at least check out episode 1, season 1.
OK vc. Mum’s the word.
This!!!!
Don’t tell anything that gives it away:) I’ll be watching more when my daughter, and OH! she just came in the door! More BB is on order:) Tell me we can all discuss this at length when we’ve all watched this entire thing…. ๐ Enjoy the rest of them !!!
I most definitely won’t. I want you to enjoy it and be blown away as I have. ๐
When we’re done, we are sooooooo going to discuss Breaking Bad at length. It is a MUST. The series deserves it.
Brace yourself for season 5. Gird your loins! It is that G-O-O-D.
from Newsmax.com
“Americans named President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as the world’s most admired living man and woman in 2013, according to a Gallup poll released on Monday.
Obama topped the annual list for the sixth consecutive year, a typical ranking for a sitting U.S. president, the polling organization said.”
Hmm, doesn’t square with the talking heads on radio and T.V. I know we don’t believe a word they say anyway, but seems like they could raise their ratings by being more positive about our President.
First of all Gallup doesn’t impress anyone, second of all Sarah Palin is in the list of most admired women, and no disrespect to Hillary, but she would not be my number one choice.
Condi Rice was there also, so no Gallup doesn’t impress me at all. Beside I don’t need Gallup to tell me that I admire and respect our President.
Your selection of tweets is hysterical, UT! Blasphemous, of course, but how do we really know that God isn’t doing His own tweeting, so there’s that.
Thanks again, because we all can certainly use a laugh or two, any time of day. Especially a day with more s-n-o-w in it!
Glad you like them, Jacqueline. ๐
I know God and he is tweeting them. ๐
Confirmed!
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Clearly these idiots have learned NOTHING. I suppose that I can understand why they don’t believe in evolution….THEY haven’t evolved yet!!
http://crooksandliars.com/2013/12/foxs-charles-payne-asks-why-arent-we
From this Monday’s Your World With Neil Cavuto, guest host Charles Payne was back at it again, doing what he loves best when he’s not bashing unions or attacking those living in poverty — carrying water for big business and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce — and carping about how terrible it would be if we were to raise the minimum wage to a living wage.
I have to say though, this might have been a new low even for him. Not only was Payne arguing against the wage hike, but he actually asked during a time of record income disparity if we should be paying those at the top more.
PAYNE: Isn’t this really the real argument we should be having? Why are we discussing minimum wage in a country that used to go for the brass ring? Why aren’t we growing the top so everyone, so the same tide lifts all ships?
God bless the people trapped in ice on the Antarctic expeditionary ship, since Christmas Eve. Believe I heard there may be helicopters coming in, if possible, but many crew members will stay with the ship.
… makes me feel really dumb to have complained about a little snow in my city, all afternoon.
Okay so I’m a stay at home non-sailing person, so tell me, JO’B, who in their right mind would CHOOSE to go on an Antarctic expeditionary trip?
Braver folks than you and I are, I’m guessing!
21st century explorers – taking the comforts of home on the voyage – I’m like you vc – the stay at home option suits.
My first post of a new day – Now I’m off to read your memorable moments – and Tally’s.
Good thing we aren’t all explorers. Sane souls are needed to help in the rescue of the explorers.
I have diaries of my ancestors coming here in 1833 – sailing ship lost it’s mast somewhere between Liverpool and Rio – they virtually had to paddle the boat into harbor at Rio and the immigrants/passengers had to chip in to help pay for a new one. In between times they also worried about pirates!
I’m preferring today’s options ๐
Thank you for your 2013 (& earlier) moments – there are so many to choose from – it will take volumes to write the “History of 44”
Ah, but when it’s written so many of us will have had a personal piece of it! ๐
Happy belated birthday, 99ts. I hope you enjoyed your day.
Thank you sjt – in your world it is still my birthday – so I’m still celebrating, despite having to catch up with the chores ๐
Have never seen this before, but just received it via this tweet:
Yes We Can
Synchrony ….
yikes–did i mention it’s been raining? this is not in my immediate vicinity, but still– !
‘ HILO, BIG ISLAND (HawaiiNewsNow) –
A giant sinkhole swallowed a vehicle on the Big Island early Monday following a night of severe weather. ‘
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/24331316/car-falls-into-massive-sinkhole-in-paauilo
Driver shaken but not hurt, thank the Lord. Scarey stuff. I don’t think I’d be able to drive that road again.
i’m definitely not driving on that side of the island for a few weeks!
This sort of thing doesn’t happen often, does it?
don’t worry, you’ll be safe, correspondent!
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Good to know I can get that in writing.
excellent reminder linda–for those who have waited and suffered and worried for years and years, having health insurance at last is the biggest story of the year, the decade. and thanks to president obama for taking the risk, facing the flak, and doing the right thing for the people!
Always!
This is beautiful. Yes, you are right. This is grace, grace in the true, full meaning of the word.
https://twitter.com/ladyblue49/status/417843225932484609
Ha! What catches the eye, catches the eye.
Cool montage, no? Also. Too. So true.
Yo, Am! I know you didn’t do this one, but care to remind me how to do a picture collage? There was a part in my memories where a collage would have been the way to go, but I couldn’t remember where I’d stashed the link you shared ages ago. I’m ready for the next picture step now.
show me the money first.
/Face in palm / Don’t you think it’s time you change your tune?
It’s on my NY wishlist, but like god, I
mightwill forget it.Well, if you flip the page right now, you won’t forget.
iow, showmethemoneyfirst.
Best tweet of the day!
Danke.
another:
do i know you?
UT I was JUST going to ask you what episode you are on and then I see your comments upthread. OMG is right. It’s like that CRAZY until the VERY END. On AMC right now they are on Episode 11. I’m watching it again along with Blackhawks hockey. It still is almost too much for me to take but then again I’m able to watch it for details that I wasn’t aware of the first time.
I can’t wait for Chipsticks to see the final episode and the song they end it with. ๐ Freaking PERFECT.
17 Dem fundraising emails so far today and it’s not even 7pm. OMG, make it stop.
Tomorrow is going to be worse.
I’ve gotten enough to last me “through the year,” too, that’s for sure.
I so agree. Especially when you have to delete them twice.
That stat kills me!
Israeli authorities have freed a group of 26 Palestinian prisoners as part of a US-brokered agreement to resume direct peace talks.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25548773
^^^^ This is what HOPE looks like. It’s “only” 26, but to their families, it’s wonderful.
How fantastic. Somehow our stupid MSM isn’t reporting on this or any part of Kerry’s negotiations. Just as well as they would screw it up six ways to Sunday.
this is one of those times when one is glad that the media is pre-occupied with nonsense so that they don’t mess things up
Waving G’Night, as my eyes start to play tricks on my. Catch you later!
No wonder you’re tired – you wow’d everybody with your thoughts today, once again. Sleep well, y’all!
All that thinking, eh? Makes sense. ๐
Thinking tires! ๐
sleep well, quiet one.
TY, Susanne. I have actually been unusually tired over the last week.
The shake-up continues …
Apparently RWNJs are now after MHP on MSNBC.
Ooops, forgot the link:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/melissa-harris-perry-and-msnbc-panel-mock-mitt-romneys-black-grandson/
Subtext to ….
more evidence that girls need focused science and math education. well, everyone does, but clearly a lot of women have missed out on fairly basic and essential knowledge.
More good economic news:
What a year!
New post.
http://theobamadiary.com/2013/12/30/father-in-chief/