I know this may sound odd, but one (of many) thing that I like about Pres. Obama is how he eats and drinks with Gusto. As I recall, he didn’t just hold the Guinness and “sip” on it. He kicked it back!
And the pic of him with the kid and the slice of pie. He was all in!! He loves him some pie!! š š
Of course, I’ll never forget this in West Philadelphia…
I am 1/4 Irish. My father’s irish ancestors lied about every topic under the sun. They swam to Australia – because none can be found on a boat – & when they got here said they came from Dublin – or Cork – or Wexford – or whatever place they were dreaming about when the question was asked.
The Irish more than anyone else I researched or know – hate the government – and in 19th century Ireland – with good cause. Not sure where that luck comes from – but they sure needed it to survive in past times.
Great tunes, Chips!! Congrats on 1st ison!!! Can’t wait to see what your gift pic will be š
Very busy day and just had time time read the items in the various posts – thank you again Chips – for all the info.
As to Lawrence, his Last Word was important and valuable, but he does need to realize that that ‘well regulated militia’ had almost nothing to do with protecting the US from threats, foreign or domestic, with one exception – escaped slaves. That ‘well regulated militia’ was a euphemism for Slave Patrols and anyone visiting TOD over the past year have been treated to a number of excellent posts in which that issue was well documented.
Hi @Lawrence you are correct about the Founding Fathers & the 2nd A http://t.co/1W9gpEIvQK BUT the real reason was preserving SLAVE PATROLS.
A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied.’What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE !’
And they say blondes are dumb….
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——-
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.
———— ——— ——-
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..’Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
———— ——— ——— ——— —-
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
——— ——— ——— —-
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I’ll beat him to death.
That, my Dear, is b.s. Otherwise the female Senators would have sent one to represent them so they could stay home with the kids! ( you’re up early) š
Oh, no, I totally understand the choice of those female Senators. Since they don’t usually travel in packs, and all of ’em are leaders, they couldn’t decide on whom to select among them to represent.
P.S. When you figure out that creative b.s. I just wrote, my Dear, let me know! Ha!
P.P.S. “Home with the kids?” Uh, yeah, you’re gonna get it.
We’re all concerned about the President’s trip to Dallas Wed & Thurs. Someone remarked earlier that Dallas will be the best protected city in the country then. Yes, it will. My son works about half a mile due north of GWB’s new “library.” (He said he’s embarrassed to admit that fact, and certainly won’t visit it.)
He told his dad on the phone tonight that the Secret Service will be/ or have already been in their building checking it. I’m wondering if he’ll be able to get to work in his office building Thursday, or if many streets will be cordoned off. The mayor is the son of a friend of ours, and I know that he will not want anything bad to happen in Dallas again. That event hangs over the city’s head still.
I would imagine having four former presidents and the present president all in the same city on the same day is a logistical nightmare. But, I understand this is protocol for the opening of presidential libraries: all former presidents attend. All this attention given to GWB just makes my stomach turn. Oh yes……I don’t think many watch ABC news, but last week I heard that Diane Sawyer will have an interview with GWB and Laura on her broadcast tomorrow evening. Fair warning!
All of these comedians are cringe-worthy at these events. I hope they lay off the President, and focus on the joke-worthy WHPC. I’m not a huge fan of Conan, anyway.
I almost want to sleep through those events on Wednesday and Thursday, too. But I’ll stay awake and light some candles, even though I know all will be well!
Thanks for the warning about ABC/Diane Sawyer, although I don’t watch her anymore, either. Never in my long life have I ever watched so few news people, after checking them – one-by-one – off my list if they DARE to speak against our President! Just cannot handle it, since he is so far above all of them, I cringe. I’m not giving any of them a click or a rating point!
Hi, my name is Jacqueline, and I am an Obamabot. I am not here to change my ways. Where are the donuts?
And my name is Jacqueline, aka, Jackie and I’m also an Obamabot. I long ago turned them all off. As long as the internet still functions we will all be better informed than any TV news viewer. And, yeah, I’m not changing my ways, either.
Thanks for the tweet, AMK! It’s really amazing how both the New York Times and the Washington Post have been “circling the drain.” First Maureen Dawd’s garbage in the NYT and now Jennifer Rubin in the Wash. Post. Are these formerly esteemed papers so desperate for revenues and think that they will be rewarded by right wingers for printing false attacks on President Obama?
Good Morning prettyfoot58. I hope my TOD family has a wonderful day. It is Wednesday and my ONE day off every week…well, this week anyway. I get called in most Wednesday’s.
Centre-left politician Enrico Letta is set to become Italy’s prime minister, after being asked by the president to form a new government to end the political paralysis.
Oh no—again—–5 people shot and killed, one is a child, one wounded, in Manchester, Illinois—-schools on lock down. It appears all the gun nuts have gone crazy.
Five people are dead and one injured in a shooting in Manchester, Illinois, according to WLDS radio http://t.co/zt8IpZNLfE
Good morning Chips,
Thank you for the good music last night. I slept like a…..not baby…sometimes they do not sleep. Let’s just say There was music in the air. I know it is almost timeish for you to post because I am usuallyish left here talking to myself. So all you who are waiting to be #1…….5-4-3-2-1
Here it comes! See you on the other post.
Oh, my!
Are you still here? Just got my cup of green tea after a nice brisk walk in NYC.
It is a lovely quiet day…..kind of like peaceful.
Or is that me?
Okay since you are here, I just want to let you know I am sending up prayers for our POTUS and FLOTUS to get through that library joke as quickly as possible. My prayers are with the families and people who suffered through that preventable “accident,” at the fertilizer plant. The owner and media should be held accountable for risking their lives. The media….well, they are hazardous to all of our health if you believe them. So let me check and see if you guys have moved on. If so see you soon.
hi
I guess I must have the luck o’ the Irish!!
okay, now I’m worried. No one else is here?
Just we Irish women!
…And the honorary Irish! š
I am black Irish (he, he!).
š
Welcome! š
And, truth be told, I’m only one-quarter Irish, but it’s the part I identify with, the most!
Deep down, aren’t we ALL one-quarter Irish???
Well, I didn’t want to say that, but YES!
š
PS Congrats on Number ONE
Yes you do Isonprize!
I know this may sound odd, but one (of many) thing that I like about Pres. Obama is how he eats and drinks with Gusto. As I recall, he didn’t just hold the Guinness and “sip” on it. He kicked it back!
And the pic of him with the kid and the slice of pie. He was all in!! He loves him some pie!! š š
Of course, I’ll never forget this in West Philadelphia…
I am 1/4 Irish. My father’s irish ancestors lied about every topic under the sun. They swam to Australia – because none can be found on a boat – & when they got here said they came from Dublin – or Cork – or Wexford – or whatever place they were dreaming about when the question was asked.
The Irish more than anyone else I researched or know – hate the government – and in 19th century Ireland – with good cause. Not sure where that luck comes from – but they sure needed it to survive in past times.
I’m here….congrats
Great tunes, Chips!! Congrats on 1st ison!!! Can’t wait to see what your gift pic will be š
Very busy day and just had time time read the items in the various posts – thank you again Chips – for all the info.
As to Lawrence, his Last Word was important and valuable, but he does need to realize that that ‘well regulated militia’ had almost nothing to do with protecting the US from threats, foreign or domestic, with one exception – escaped slaves. That ‘well regulated militia’ was a euphemism for Slave Patrols and anyone visiting TOD over the past year have been treated to a number of excellent posts in which that issue was well documented.
#FORWARD Together
Thank you.
Never felt comfortable calling them” founding fathers.”
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Sweet sleep….
PEACE
The best music. These are the same songs I search out every once in a while on Youtube. Thanks Chipsticks.
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all year! Thanks for the laugh. š
Wonder how many really get the joke ? š
š
Wow Chips! It’s a musical extravaganza! š
Nitey nite!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nice thread! Thanks Chips!!
Congrats on 1st, Ison.
Oh, Chips – I was listening to that SinĆ©ad O’Connor song over and over a while back, and finally got it out of my head. Here we go again!
Ha! LOVE IT, always have.
My son was telling me last week about an Irish band he follows. Should have paid more attention, so I could share one of their songs here!
Something for the ladies before I say good night.
A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied.’What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE !’
And they say blondes are dumb….
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——-
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.
———— ——— ——-
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..’Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
———— ——— ——— ——— —-
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
——— ——— ——— —-
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
—- ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
———— ——— ——— ——— ——
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
———— ——— ——— ——— —
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
———— ——— ——— ——— —-
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………
……then He made the earth round.
š š š
LOL. The last one is so tweeted.
Only you! š
more men.ding
Oh amk don’t start I’m already in enough trouble. š
OH! Perfect!!!
You’re really giving amk a run for his money! I emailed these to the hubby….he’ll get a chuckle:)
Glad you liked them.
These jokes are fantastic Sir. Keep them coming!
Hee, hee… š
Oh, God, I’m dyin’ laughin’ over here:
“Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,Iāll beat him to death.
AMEN”
amk was right. wimmin? š
We “wimmin” look at it more as you two guys are quite the “inspiration.” š
Inspiration, eh. We’ll have to see if we can maintain that.
Yeah, so funny that you guys have to work in packs to be our “inspiration.” We wimmin? We work alone. Ha!
Mornin’.
That, my Dear, is b.s. Otherwise the female Senators would have sent one to represent them so they could stay home with the kids! ( you’re up early) š
Oh, no, I totally understand the choice of those female Senators. Since they don’t usually travel in packs, and all of ’em are leaders, they couldn’t decide on whom to select among them to represent.
P.S. When you figure out that creative b.s. I just wrote, my Dear, let me know! Ha!
P.P.S. “Home with the kids?” Uh, yeah, you’re gonna get it.
WIMMIN!
WHAT is that?
Our worst nightmare! š
Oh, I hope it crawls back under its rock, soon!
šÆ
JESUS! You damn near busted my monitor plus waste a mouthful of rhum.
So bad, wasn’t I?
Hell yes! And Good morning to ya.
Yardarm, now I understand why the TOD ladies missed you so much while you were in the North Woods meditating!
Yeah. I don’t think I’m gonna do that again anytime soon.
We’re all concerned about the President’s trip to Dallas Wed & Thurs. Someone remarked earlier that Dallas will be the best protected city in the country then. Yes, it will. My son works about half a mile due north of GWB’s new “library.” (He said he’s embarrassed to admit that fact, and certainly won’t visit it.)
He told his dad on the phone tonight that the Secret Service will be/ or have already been in their building checking it. I’m wondering if he’ll be able to get to work in his office building Thursday, or if many streets will be cordoned off. The mayor is the son of a friend of ours, and I know that he will not want anything bad to happen in Dallas again. That event hangs over the city’s head still.
I would imagine having four former presidents and the present president all in the same city on the same day is a logistical nightmare. But, I understand this is protocol for the opening of presidential libraries: all former presidents attend. All this attention given to GWB just makes my stomach turn. Oh yes……I don’t think many watch ABC news, but last week I heard that Diane Sawyer will have an interview with GWB and Laura on her broadcast tomorrow evening. Fair warning!
At least we and the president will have some laughs on Saturday.
Is it Conan? I’m not a big fan…hoping he’ll surprise me.
All of these comedians are cringe-worthy at these events. I hope they lay off the President, and focus on the joke-worthy WHPC. I’m not a huge fan of Conan, anyway.
Yes, it’s Conan, but I am looking forward to PBO’s routine.
I almost want to sleep through those events on Wednesday and Thursday, too. But I’ll stay awake and light some candles, even though I know all will be well!
Thanks for the warning about ABC/Diane Sawyer, although I don’t watch her anymore, either. Never in my long life have I ever watched so few news people, after checking them – one-by-one – off my list if they DARE to speak against our President! Just cannot handle it, since he is so far above all of them, I cringe. I’m not giving any of them a click or a rating point!
Hi, my name is Jacqueline, and I am an Obamabot. I am not here to change my ways. Where are the donuts?
And my name is Jacqueline, aka, Jackie and I’m also an Obamabot. I long ago turned them all off. As long as the internet still functions we will all be better informed than any TV news viewer. And, yeah, I’m not changing my ways, either.
Here at the Obamabot meeting, looks like we’ll all be wearin’ the same name tags! Grab a donut!
Lots to unpack here and look through
http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/religion/report/2013/04/23/61165/thou-shall-not-kill-faith-groups-and-gun-violence-prevention/
Good one!
Good night, Night Owls.
Aaand I am done. Gunnite folks.
Night all:)
sleep tite df
Thanks for the tweet, AMK! It’s really amazing how both the New York Times and the Washington Post have been “circling the drain.” First Maureen Dawd’s garbage in the NYT and now Jennifer Rubin in the Wash. Post. Are these formerly esteemed papers so desperate for revenues and think that they will be rewarded by right wingers for printing false attacks on President Obama?
GM Prettyfoot. Your tweet re the sequester was just read on Bill Press show.
Cool. WTG prettyfoot.
Goood Morning…everyone…in TODville…
the Weather Woman….promises warm spring weather today..Ummmmmm….I hope she isright…I am soooooooo ready for spring…
off to work!…
take care
Good Morning prettyfoot58. I hope my TOD family has a wonderful day. It is Wednesday and my ONE day off every week…well, this week anyway. I get called in most Wednesday’s.
Peace and Love to all,
Sue
If he decides to run – I will throw my FULL support behind him.
i just got the BIGGEST SMILE on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a nice way to wake up:) Thanks, hopefruit!!
That’s great news. Ideal PBO replacement.
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! A real, genuine progressive and a decent man.
Mooooooorning people, just working on R&S now, won’t be too long-ish.
Ok Dear, we anxiously await your brilliance. Top o’ the mornin’ to ya Chips ……
Hello Chips-ish – looking forward to the news
Good Morning TOD and Chips. I pray that our President has a safe and productive trip to the wild west today.
You are so right about “the Wild West.”
Centre-left politician Enrico Letta is set to become Italy’s prime minister, after being asked by the president to form a new government to end the political paralysis.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22278038
FU berlu.
Excellent smack down of Rand Paul and the people that love him…..including the LW sheep.
http://thedailybanter.com/2013/04/does-rand-paul-support-using-drones-to-kill-american-citizens-yes/
Wonder if that will even faze them??
Oh no—again—–5 people shot and killed, one is a child, one wounded, in Manchester, Illinois—-schools on lock down. It appears all the gun nuts have gone crazy.
Freedumb and pro life!!
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-industry/et-cetera/boston-bombing-man-got-crackers-from-same-store-as-times-square-bomber/articleshow/19709799.cms
Got all that gunpowder in NH…..
Good morning Chips,
Thank you for the good music last night. I slept like a…..not baby…sometimes they do not sleep. Let’s just say There was music in the air. I know it is almost timeish for you to post because I am usuallyish left here talking to myself. So all you who are waiting to be #1…….5-4-3-2-1
Here it comes! See you on the other post.
Oh, my!
Are you still here? Just got my cup of green tea after a nice brisk walk in NYC.
It is a lovely quiet day…..kind of like peaceful.
Or is that me?
Okay since you are here, I just want to let you know I am sending up prayers for our POTUS and FLOTUS to get through that library joke as quickly as possible. My prayers are with the families and people who suffered through that preventable “accident,” at the fertilizer plant. The owner and media should be held accountable for risking their lives. The media….well, they are hazardous to all of our health if you believe them. So let me check and see if you guys have moved on. If so see you soon.
If you didn’t happen to see LOD’s excellent Rewrite last night….you can watch it here. Don’t miss it!!
http://www.blogforarizona.com/blog/2013/04/flake-in-the-rewrite.html#more Baucas and Flake get taken to the shed for a proper ass kicking.
Rise and Shiiiiiiiiiine!
http://theobamadiary.com/2013/04/24/rise-and-shine-482/