A Good Sport (January 2013 edition)

Rodeo:

NASCAR:

High-leg-thrusting:

Tour de Hawaii:

Quarterbacking:

Prize Fighting:

Pretend-golf:

Cow-taming:

Fencing:

Ultra-throwing:

Extreme pushie-uppies:

Juggling:

Ball-holding-in-America-hating-leftist-hand:

Dancercise:

Aerobics:

International Ping Pong:

Power-paddling:

Yachting:

Orienteering:

Stone-flinging:

Karate Chopping:

Long Distance Running:

Chess:

Ice-skating:

Slow-motion-hurdling:

Wave-riding:

High-Jumping:

Reverse Tennis:

Ball-free Cricket:

Really-Big-Fish Catching:

Saber-rattling:

Soccer-ball-juggling:

Teeny-ball-whacking (whack number 9,267, according to Knoller):

Pocket Battleships:

Giant-Bat-swinging:

Behind-Back-Ball-Potting:

Weight-lifting:

Left-leaning (a popular sport in Communist Europe):

Snow-ploughing:

Super-Egging:

Hurling:

That ‘don’t-blink’ game:

Thumb-Wrestling:

Arm-Wrestling:

Bo-Sprinting:

Fly-swatting:

Judo:

Decathlon (hey hey):

Pitching:

Squash:

Powerlifting:

Power-walking:

Rodent-taming:

Wave-dancing:

Kiss-cam-ing:

Knee-grappling:

Sky-diving:

Formula One:

Cockpitting:

Inter-webbing:

Impressing:

Bell-bashing:

Air-fiving:

Baby-whispering:

Child-startling:

Ball-blocking:

Baby-elevating:

Spiky-hair-tackling:

Wizardry-ing:

Marshmallow-missiling:

Desk-circling:

Corridor-canoodling:

Space-stationing:

Extreme howling:

Communistic-free-stuff-giving:

Please-proceeding:

Gallup-ing:

Woman-hating:

Winning:

Just saying-ing: