‘help wanted – seeking: president of the united states’

Eclectablog: ….you will need to accomplish the following tasks:

* Freeze pay of highest-paid White House staff on first day of office while maintaining good workplace morale.

* Make federal government more transparent by opening up records of previous administrations and instructing staff to be more amenable to Freedom of Information Act requests. This should be accomplished no later than the day after assuming office.

* Sign Executive Order to close the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. This should be done by no later than the third day in office and should be done despite the fact that Congress will not allow you to actually accomplish this by denying any funding for it.

* Sign Executive Order to prohibit torture. This should be done by no later than the third day in office.

* By no later than the tenth day in office, sign legislation into law that requires fair pay regardless of gender, race or age.

* During the third week in office, direct the Secretary of Interior to cancel 77 oil and gas company leases on federal lands that were authorized by the previous office holder’s administration.

* By the end of the third week in office, sign an Executive Order backing the use of union labor for large federal construction projects.

* During the early part of the second month of your term, you shall begin the process of repealing or modifying a federal law protecting health workers who refuse to treat patients for reason of “conscience”. This process shall culminate no later than two years into your term, plus or minus two months.

(Much more at this link)


This is magnificentplease go here to read the full post. And pass it around!!

11 Responses to “‘help wanted – seeking: president of the united states’”

  1. 1 sherijr
    March 1, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Outstanding.. happily passed forward, thank you Chip for the heads-up.

  2. 2 hgerhard
    March 1, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    This is really magnificent, Eclectablog. I posted it on
    Facebook and will email it to everyone on my list. Thank you so much!

  3. March 1, 2011 at 11:09 pm


  4. 4 Audrey
    March 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    This was on the mark! Good one!

  5. 5 Sonjia Duncan
    March 2, 2011 at 12:26 am

    I love this shared it on face book.

  6. 6 BARBARA
    March 2, 2011 at 1:33 am

    She sure worked very hard on that list – and she was so
    humorous & clever. Loved it and also put it on my FB.

  7. 7 avpmom
    March 2, 2011 at 3:12 am

    This is really good ~

  8. March 2, 2011 at 6:21 am

    Thanks, Chipsticks! Glad you all liked it. BTW, Barbara, I’m all man. Just ask my wife! 😉

  9. 9 Andogriff
    March 2, 2011 at 7:16 am

    Awesome. Passed it on!

  10. 10 Titti
    March 2, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Brilliant – love it and will pass it on.

  11. 11 Asher in Boston
    March 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Just awesome.

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