06
Apr
10

an eggcellent day. sorry.

“I don’t mean to cuss, Mr President, but meeting you is a BIG F**KING DEAL.”

“Son, do as Joe does, not as he says – okay?”

There are, frankly, only so many times Malia wants to hear about Horton hatching an egg

Bo Obama eyes Easter Bunny. “Mmm, dinner”

“Nice story, Mr President, but green eggs and ham are still shit.”

“I ****ing LOVE basketball…..”

“….baseball? Not so much.”

Symmetry? Sweet!

Budding author spotted at White House

“Eggcellent, young lady.” “A truly crap pun, Mr President.”

“Yes. You………

…..CAN!”

Okay then: Cheeeeeeeeeeeese

“Oh Jesus Sash, Dad can be so embarrassing.” “Huh, tell me about it.”

“Mom, please make Dad stop reading aloud about ham and eggs.” “I’ll try, honey.”




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